Post by WWE PLE on Aug 18, 2024 13:50:06 GMT -5
SummerSlam
August 18, 2024
SoFi Stadium
Inglewood, California
As the opening video package ends, pyro explodes on the stage as the crowd in Inglewood, California is erupting in cheers. The cameras pan through the crowd, showing off various signs reading things like “I Came For Sabrina Carpenter!”, “Yo Ho Ho! KAIRI Is Here!”, “Mrs. Foley’s Baby Boy!” and more. After doing a pan of SoFi Stadium, the cameras bring us to the ring where we see ring announcer Samantha Irvin ready to kick off the show.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing The National Anthem, please welcome multi-platinum recording artist, Sabriiinaaa Carrrpenterrr!
The crowd erupts into cheers as Sabrina Carpenter walks out onto the SummerSlam stage, microphone in hand. Looking out at the crowd with a big smile, Sabrina gives them a wave and as the band begins to play the music to “The Star-Spangled Banner”, she raises her microphone and begins to sing.
SABRINA CARPENTER: O Say, can you see
By the dawn's early light?
What so proudly we hailed
At the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars
Through the perilous fight
O'er the ramparts we watched
Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming?
And the rockets' red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave!
As Sabrina finishes her rendition of the National Anthem, jets are shown flying around the top of SoFi Stadium and the crowd erupts into loud, thunderous cheers. Breaking out into a beaming smile, Sabrina gives the crowd another wave and blows a kiss to them before turning and heading to the back, and the cameras now take us to the commentary table where we see the usual team of Michael Cole and Wade Barrett.
MICHAEL COLE: Wow, what a way to kick off the party of the summer, Wade! I’m Michael Cole alongside my broadcast partner Wade Barrett, and what a packed night of action do we have here for you tonight in Inglewood, California!
WADE BARRETT: Couldn’t have picked a better venue for the party of the summer if you ask me! Can you believe we get to see Chelsea Green become WWE Women’s Champion tonight when she beats Serena Deeb for the second time?
MICHAEL COLE: Well, I’m not sure if I’d count my chickens before they hatch but she does stand a good chance! She’s a great competitor and she’s definitely crafty enough to get the job done!
WADE BARRETT: We’ve also got KAIRI defending her Women’s Intercontinental Championship for the first time! Hopefully she hasn’t bitten off more than she can chew with Jamie Hayter!
MICHAEL COLE: Jamie’s fierce, but KAIRI went through hell to get that championship! I’m not sure she’s going to be so willing to just give it up quite that easily tonight!
WADE BARRETT: Well the WWE Tag Team Champions better be ready to hand theirs over! The Patriarchy have had enough, they want those Tag Team Championships for the good of everybody!
MICHAEL COLE: Are you kidding? After all that trash talk from Christian! He’d be insufferable if his “sons” won those titles tonight! I’m personally excited for Mankind facing off against Adam Cole! I think our Intercontinental Champion has been pushed too far and I hope he puts Adam Cole in his place tonight!
WADE BARRETT: I’ll tell you who is going to be put in their place tonight, Shotzi and Saraya! The Unholy Union have been on an absolute tear and they have already proven they have what it takes to get the job done as a tag team!
MICHAEL COLE: Shotzi and Saraya do pretty well when paired with partners though. They could be thrown with anybody and find chemistry, that’s something special when it comes to a superstar. I think they are aligned in their goals, they want it badly and we could see them as the first WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions!
WADE BARRETT: I think Isla and Alba are going to prove you wrong! They’ve got powers like nobody in the WWE since the Undertaker! I know one thing we can agree on, Team WWE is going to have the opportunity to finally put down Team ELITE tonight once and for all! I can’t wait to see Jay White, Maxwell Jacob Friedman, and Matt Cardona wipe those stupid smirks off their faces!
MICHAEL COLE: You’re right, I couldn’t agree with you more on this one! I didn’t even need a beating to feel that way about Nick and Matt Jackson though! Ungrateful little cretins if you ask me!
WADE BARRETT: I’ll tell you who isn’t ungrateful, Guerrillas of Destiny! Tonight they take on the Motor City Machine Guns in the first ever Guerrilla Warfare match in WWE! If the Motor City Machine Guns want to beat them they have to do it under Money & Mayhem’s stipulation!
MICHAEL COLE: The Motor City Machine Guns have what it takes to get the job done if anybody does! But can you believe what our first match tonight is! Our WWE Champion is going to be in action first and he’s taking on Corey Graves in what might be the greatest threat he’s ever had to his title to date!
WADE BARRETT: Graves, Bischoff, and Guerrillas of Destiny have been on a hot streak! It seems that nobody is able to stop them, Diesel is going to have to kick it into sixth gear if he hopes to take home that WWE Championship tonight!
”Christcontrol” by Cancer Killing Gemini begins to play on the speakers and the crowd erupts into boos as Corey Graves makes his way out to the top of the ramp. Looking out at the crowd with a hardened scowl, Corey looks down towards the ring, setting his jaw as he begins to make his way down the ramp.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WWE Championship! Introducing the challenger, making his way to the ring, The Iron City Superstar, Corrreeey Graaaves!
MICHAEL COLE: This is without a doubt the biggest match in Corey Graves’ entire career, Wade!
WADE BARRETT: Absolutely, Cole, it’s been a long, hard road for Graves to get back in the ring and now tonight, he could write the ultimate ending to his comeback story by walking out of SoFi Stadium as the new WWE Champion!
Getting to the bottom of the ramp, Corey looks into the ring and lets out a deep breath before going to the steel steps and walking up to the apron. Stepping into the ring, Corey walks to the center of the ring and raises his arms in the air, which draws more boos from the crowd. Giving the audience a sneer, Corey takes off his denim vest and drops it over the top rope to the ringside attendant and begins to swing his arms back and forth to warm up as he turns his attention to the entrance area. As his music fades out, the sound of a truck horn blares through the stadium speakers as “Diesel Powered” begins to play and the crowd goes absolutely wild as the WWE Champion, Diesel, makes his way to the top of the ramp. With the WWE Championship slung over his shoulder, Diesel looks out at the crowd with a confident smirk as he begins to make his way down the ramp.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: And his opponent, making his way to the ring, he is the WWE Champion, Big Daddy Cool, Diiieeeseeel!
MICHAEL COLE: Diesel has been an incredibly dominant WWE Champion since winning the title at Unforgiven, with successful defenses against Swerve Strickland Bron Breakker. Tonight, he looks to add Corey Graves to that list as he continues his impressive reign as champion!
WADE BARRETT: I’d be foolish to ever count Diesel out, but Corey Graves is hungry enough that I think Diesel is going to have his hands full here tonight!
Getting to the bottom of the ramp, Diesel smirks at Graves who is now pacing back and forth, looking anxious to get the match started. Grabbing onto the top rope, Diesel lifts himself up onto the apron and then steps over the top rope and into the ring. Walking to the center, he grabs the WWE Championship off of his shoulder and throws it up into the air, letting out a loud battle cry as pyro goes off from the turnbuckles and the cheers from the crowd get even louder. As his music fades out, Diesel hands the WWE Championship to the referee, who raises it in the air to indicate that the title is on the line.
SINGLES MATCH
The bell rings and the two men slowly circle around the ring before locking up in a collar and elbow tie up. With the size and strength advantage that he has, Diesel is able to easily overpower Graves and backs the challenger into the corner, and the referee tells him to break the hold and back up. Not wanting to rock the boat quite so early on, Diesel does as he’s told and backs up, putting his hands up defensively to show the referee there’s no funny business. However, as Diesel is talking to the referee, Graves comes out of the corner and nails Diesel with a low dropkick to the knee that takes the WWE Champion down to one knee! Diesel grimaces in pain from the shot, while Graves smirks and hits the ropes to gain some momentum and nails Diesel with another low dropkick to the other knee! Diesel is down on all fours now, and Graves grabs his head and throws it under his arm, driving Big Daddy Cool’s head into the mat with a vicious DDT! Graves goes for the cover and hooks the leg, 1…2…kick out by Diesel!
MICHAEL COLE: Corey Graves starting this one out with some cheap shots to try and end it early!
WADE BARRETT: Cheap shots? What’s so cheap about it? He knows his opponents weak points and he’s making the most of it. That’s not cheap, Cole, that’s smart!
Graves quickly gets to his feet and wastes no time in turning Diesel over so he’s face down on the mat, and quickly grabs Big Daddy Cool’s leg and locks in a single leg Boston crab! Diesel begins to yell out in pain as he starts to struggle to the ropes, hoping to force a break. It’s slow going because of the pain he’s in, but he’s almost there when suddenly, Graves drags him back to the center of the ring and sits down lower, really locking in the hold and applying the pressure! Diesel’s eyes go wide as he yells in agony, and he once again begins his journey to the ropes. Slowly, he crawls, trying to use his long arms to reach out and grab the ropes without having to crawl so far, but to no avail. The crowd in SoFi Stadium begins to clap to motivate Big Daddy Cool to go on, and this seems to have a positive effect as Diesel grits his teeth, fighting through the pain as he finds a burst of energy and gives himself a huge push forward to grab the bottom rope! The crowd goes wild that Diesel has done it, but Graves isn’t breaking the hold! The referee warns him to let go, but Graves just shuts his eyes and shakes his head so the referee begins to count, 1…2…3…4…Graves lets go!
MICHAEL COLE: Graves is playing dirty here tonight!
WADE BARRETT: This is for the biggest prize in the industry, Cole, and Corey Graves came here to win! He’s going to do everything he can to make sure he walks out of here as the new champion tonight!
The referee is admonishing Graves for his actions, but Graves just smirks and waves the referee off and goes to walk towards Diesel who is still down on the mat, holding his knee in pain from the Boston crab. Graves bends down and picks Diesel up, bringing the WWE Champion to his feet. As the big man hobbles a bit to try and steady himself, Graves wraps his arms around Diesel’s waist and folds his left leg behind him, and then uses his strength to lift Diesel as best as he can into the air and then drive his right leg back down into the mat with a kneebreaker! Diesel lets out an agonized shout as he falls to the mat and clutches his knee, but Graves gives the champion no time to recover and he immediately goes for the pin, hooking that right leg, 1…2…kick out by Diesel!
MICHAEL COLE: Diesel refuses to stay down!
WADE BARRETT: He might want to consider doing so unless he wants to be taken out of here on a stretcher!
Graves grits his teeth in frustration that Diesel won’t stay down and he gets to his feet. He bends down to pick Diesel up, but the WWE Champion nails the challenger with a right hand shot to the face that sends him staggering back! Using the ropes for support, Diesel slowly gets to his feet and as he does, Graves comes charging in at him but before The Iron City Superstar can pounce, Big Daddy Cool lifts him up in the air and sends him crashing down to the canvas with a back body drop! Graves arches his back in pain as he hits the mat and Diesel holds on to the top rope as he catches his breath and gets his bearings back. After a moment, Diesel slowly walks over to his challenger and picks him up, bringing him to his feet and whipping him into the ropes When Graves comes back, Diesel lifts him up and swings him around, driving him into the mat with a sidewalk slam! Diesel goes for the cover, 1…2…Graves kicks out!
MICHAEL COLE: Graves is still in this!
WADE BARRETT: Of course he is, Cole! I told you, this man is hungry!
Diesel sits for a moment, nodding his head as he continues to catch his breath and regain his composure. Slowly getting to his feet, he walks over to the downed Graves and picks him up to bring him to his feet. Once Graves is standing Diesel grabs him and lifts him up into the air with a military press, but before Diesel can do anything further, Graves is able to wriggle out of the hold and slides down Diesel’s back, landing on his feet. With that, he delivers a nasty kick to the back of Diesel’s right knee, bringing the champion down to a knee again and Graves uses this opportunity to roll Diesel up with a schoolboy pin 1…GRAVES IS GRABBING DIESEL’S PANTS FOR LEVERAGE!...2….THRENOO!! DIESEL KICKS OUT!
MICHAEL COLE: Graves just tried using Diesel’s pants for the extra advantage there! What do you think about that Wade?
WADE BARRETT: It’s not cheating if the ref doesn’t see it, Cole!
Graves’ eyes are wide with disbelief, he thought he had the match won there! With a frustrated yell, Graves gets to his feet and he grabs Diesel by the hair and roughly brings the champion up to his feet as well. He throws an arm around Diesel and brings him back down to the mat with an STO! Graves then goes to the ropes and exits out to the apron, walking over to the turnbuckles and climbing up to the top. As he measures up the WWE Champion, Graves lets out a deep breath before jumping off the top rope, looking to nail a flying elbow drop but Diesel moves out of the way at the last moment, causing Graves to crash into the canvas!
MICHAEL COLE: Ooh! That was a bit of a rough landing there!
WADE BARRETT: He might’ve just broken his elbow with that!
Graves rolls around on the mat, clutching at his elbow and thrashing his legs in pain as the referee checks on him. Diesel, meanwhile, is once again using the ropes to get himself upright and he gets to his feet and catches his breath. Diesel brushes his hair out of his face and notices the downed Graves, and looks to attack. As he rushes in, the referee pushes him back and indicates that he needs to check on Corey’s elbow, as he may be seriously injured, drawing some serious boos from the crowd here in attendance.
WADE BARRETT: Just as I suspected, Cole. Corey Graves could be seriously injured after that nasty landing, and our referee is wise to check on him.
The referee is bent over next to Graves, asking him if he can continue, as we see Corey wince in pain and clutch at his elbow. Suddenly, Big Daddy Cool pushes past the referee and grabs Corey Grave by the neck and looks to finish things off!
MICHAEL COLE: Well, it doesn’t look like Diesel is going to give him a chance to recover! There’s still a World Championship hanging in the balance here!
The referee tries to plead his case to Diesel, but the WWE Champion pays him no mind. Diesel delivers a clubbing blow to the back of Corey Graves and yanks him into the center of the ring, and gets him in position for the Jackknife Powerbomb! Diesel raises his fist into the air for just a moment, and the fans pop wildly. Suddenly, Corey Graves double-legs Diesel and takes the WWE Champion down the mat! It was all a clever ruse and now Diesel finds himself in a precarious position! Corey Graves snatches Diesel’s legs, steps through and cinches in the Lucky 13! He’s got that inverted figure four leg locked in, and Diesel is in the center of the ring and in sheer pain!
MICHAEL COLE: I don’t believe it! Corey Graves was playing possum and now he’s got the WWE Champion right where he wants him!
WADE BARRETT: We are on the verge of a new WWE Champion here, Cole! Diesel is in a bad way!
Indeed he is in a bad way, as Diesel struggles to find the ropes to force a break. Corey Graves is using every bit of energy remaining in his body, and wrenching the Lucky 13 with everything he’s got. Diesel’s hand goes up, ready to give up, but the fans roar loudly, and give Diesel a bit more life. He tries to claw his way to the bottom rope…
WHEN SUDDENLY DANHAUSEN COMES SPRINTING DOWN THE AISLE!
WADE BARRETT: What the hell?!
The fans popped loudly as Danhausen raced down the aisle with his Money in the Bank Briefcase in hand!
MICHAEL COLE: Oh my goodness, is Danhausen cashing in?!
Danhausen jumps up onto the apron and wildly waves the Money in the Bank briefcase over his head, and the crowd cheers even louder. Corey Graves has no choice but to release the Lucky 13 hold that has him mere seconds away from the WWE Championship, and he doesn’t look too happy about it. Diesel clutches his knee, while rolling in pain on the ground. The referee is trying to understand if Danhausen is truly trying to cash in his Money in the Bank contract, but Corey Graves will have none of that. He marches over and brushes past the referee and confronts Danhausen, yelling at him to leave the ringside area or else. Danhausen, instead, opens up the Money in the Bank briefcase and pulls out his jar of human teeth and hands it to Corey Graves, who is both confused and angered. Corey Graves shoves the jar of teeth back to Danhausen and threatens him again, before turning his attention back to Diesel, who absolutely drills Corey Graves with a huge big boot! Corey crashes into Danhausen and the jar of teeth goes flying as Danhausen falls from the apron. Corey stumbles up to his feet and gets a boot to the gut from Big Daddy Cool, before the WWE Champion wastes no time with the theatrics and immediately hoists Graves up and drops him down with the Jackknife Powerbomb! Diesel drops down to cover Corey Graves, hooking the leg as the referee counts. 1…2…3! Diesel retains the gold, albeit with an assist from Danhausen!
WINNER
DIESEL
14:12 via PINFALL
SAMANTHA IRVIN: Here is your winner, and STIIILL WWE Champion, Big Daddy Cool, DIEEESEEEL!
MICHAEL COLE: Somehow, Diesel manages to escape SummerSlam with the WWE Championship around his waist!
WADE BARRETT: Corey Graves was seconds away from achieving his dream, and it was all ruined because of that idiot Danhausen!
The referee grabs the WWE Championship and goes to present it back to Diesel, who is now in a seated position in the corner clutching his knee. On the outside, Danhausen is seen collecting his teeth and putting them back into the Money in the Bank briefcase. Diesel pulls himself up to his feet using the ropes and hoists the WWE Championship high up in the air in victory. Diesel remains aware of his surroundings as he immediately turns his attention towards Danhausen and the looming threat of his Money in the Bank briefcase. However, it would appear that Danhausen is too busy to worry about a cash in tonight, as he’s busy collecting his human teeth collection on the outside. Diesel tosses the WWE Championship over his shoulder, and steps over the top rope and down to the apron, before walking up the aisle to the back.
Colors fade from the camera as it hits the backstage area to reveal “Timeless” Toni Storm and Mariah May with rather frustrated-looking expressions on their faces. Mariah sits on a nearby WWE crew box as she rests her head on her knee and holds tightly to her leg with both arms. Luther stands nearby checking his watch; he’s obviously playing for time as he knows the trio have nothing scheduled for SummerSlam tonight, but he doesn’t want to upset his employer.
TONI STORM: How bloody unfathomable all of this is! Just a week ago, I was in the spotlight taking on the WWE Women’s Champion. And now! Now what do they have me doing? Showing up for an event they can’t even give me air time for! Well, what balderdash is that? I’m quite obviously the highlight of the division! Willing to take on any competitor! Giving all I’ve got in every single contest! And where’s the thanks for it? Where’s the pat on the back from our esteemed co-owners? Where’s the applause that I so rightly deserve? Nowhere!
Toni grabs Luther and maniacally shakes him back and forth.
TONI STORM: Am I not good enough? Have I gone past my prime? Has the world decided it’s had enough of me?! No! It’s just been polluted by the ever-growing blowhards and hussies of our expanding women’s division! Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate good competition, but when I can go toe-to-toe with our Women’s Champion already, it’s not much of a challenge facing someone else! I need the thrill that comes with standing aloft of these women holding something that proves it!
Toni gives one last shove to Luther as he tries to collect himself against a stack of boxes. She’s looking straight into the camera now as she speaks.
TONI STORM: I see what’s happening, I’m in the know! Women like Jamie Hayter who are receiving opportunities that clearly should have been mine! She’s taking on KAIRI for her WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship this very night! Well, KAIRI, if that even is your real name, I hope you’re properly prepared for what’s heading your way! Nobody snubs Timeless Toni Storm and gets away with it! I will have my spotlight, and there’s nothing you will be able to do to stop me!
Toni whips her hair back and out of her face as she composes herself a bit.
TONI STORM: KAIRI, you little bitch, I'm coming for you!
Luther puts a hand over his mouth as if in shock, and Mariah practically squeals with joy at the outburst from Toni as she claps her hands together.
TONI STORM: Come, darlings! We’ve got places to be and people to do!
Toni grabs hold of Mariah’s hand to help her down off the box, and Luther looks puzzled by that last statement before he walks away to follow them.
The cameras go to another area backstage where we see Cathy Kelley with a microphone in hand.
CATHY KELLEY: Ladies and gentlemen, what a match that was between Diesel and Corey Graves, and we’re just getting started with the biggest party of the summer! And joining me at this time is none other than the legendary Trish Stratus.
The crowd can be heard booing as Trish Stratus steps into the frame, a smirk on her face.
CATHY KELLEY: Trish, the last time we all saw you was last month when I spoke to you at Money in the Bank. During that conversation, you mentioned that you were returning to action in the women’s division and also heavily implied that you’d be going for the Women’s Championship and yet, it’s Chelsea Green challenging Serena Deeb tonight, and we haven’t seen or heard from you since that night. Where have you been? And do you plan on returning to action?
Trish scoffs.
TRISH STRATUS: Of course I plan on returning to action, Cathy. But great things take time, and I’ve been sitting back watching and waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike.
CATHY KELLEY: So…do you have any idea on when that time is going to be?
Trish scoffs.
TRISH STRATUS: Do you really think I’m going to tell you that? Please! I’m not going to spoil the surprise, Cathy!
CATHY KELLEY: Alright…well, the women’s division has really been on fire lately, is there anyone in particular that you have your eye on?
TRISH STRATUS: Cathy, what did I just say about spoiling the surprise? It doesn’t matter who, and it doesn’t matter when. All that matters is that in due time, I will be gracing the women’s division with my presence once again, and everyone is going to be left Stratusfied.
With a final smirk, Trish turns and walks away leaving Cathy alone as she looks directly into the camera.
CATHY KELLEY: Well, it seems that Trish Stratus still intends to be involved in the women’s division, but we aren’t any closer to getting any kind of specific details on her plans. Michael, Wade, back to you guys.
MICHAEL COLE: Can you imagine the impact Trish will have in today’s division?
WADE BARRETT: It’s a whole new landscape, lots more talent is floating around now, Cole. We’ll have to see if she still has what it takes to keep up with the younger and hungrier superstars of today!
MICHAEL COLE: I don’t think she’s going to have missed a step; a challenge is something that Trish Stratus is always ready for!
"Teenage Nosferatu Pussy" by Rob Zombie plays over the SoFi stadium's P/A system as Jamie Hayter makes her way to the top of the stage, whipping her head back as she spreads her arms to the side to present herself to the crowd, who make it clear they don’t like her one bit as they boo loudly for her arrival. Jamie acts taken aback as she clearly gets an evil grin on her face as she laughs off the boos ringing out from the fans.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship! Introducing the challenger, making her way to the ring, The Most Powerful Woman in Wrestling, Jaaamiiie Haaaayterrr!
MICHAEL COLE: Jamie Hayter has made it her personal priority to make KAIRI’s reign as Women’s Intercontinental Champion as miserable as possible! Driving KAIRI to the point of making this match possible here tonight so she can finally end this!
WADE BARRETT: Are you saying that Jamie has been drinking Hayterade when it comes to her opponent tonight? Because I think Hayter has made some great points, and tonight she’s going to prove her point when she defeats KAIRI for that Women’s Intercontinental Championship.
MICHAEL COLE: We’ll see, Wade!
Hayter removes her robe as she climbs the steel steps and hangs it on the turnbuckle corner. Walking along the apron before she ducks down and steps into the ring, throwing her arms out once again as she screams about tonight being her night! But before she can say anything else, "The Next Voyage" by CFO$ hits the arena sound system, and KAIRI comes out with a more serious expression on her face than the crowd is used to. It isn’t long, however, before the crowds cheer for her and make that effervescent smile appear on her face as she holds her helm on her shoulder. KAIRI gives a look with a hand over her eyes as if spotting for any trouble in the waters ahead of her on her journey before giving a wave to the crowd tonight.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: And her opponent, making her way to the ring she is the WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion, KAIIIRIII!
MICHAEL COLE: KAIRI has had quite the journey since she began here, Wade! She’s been up against some of the toughest women in the division and came out on top to become the Women's Intercontinental Champion! Tonight is another test for KAIRI, but it’s one that I’m sure she’s excited for!
WADE BARRETT: She won't be able to catch a breath in this one, though. That battle royal isn’t the same as facing one threat that only has one goal to defeat you! Jamie Hayter is quite the competition, and she’s going to be doing all she can to take away what matters to KAIRI most, that Women’s Intercontinental Championship!
KAIRI slaps a few hands of the fans before she marches her way up the ring stairs and climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and salutes the fans before spinning the helm in her hand to the delight of the WWE Universe. She hands off the helm to a ringside attendant before she faces her opponent across the ring and holds up her Women’s Intercontinental Championship as she points at herself as if to say she’s walking out with it tonight!
SINGLES MATCH
The official takes the WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship from her as he holds it high for the crowd, and both women look up at it with lust in their eyes. Hayter, however, takes the opportunity while KAIRI is distracted to nail her with a big boot, driving her down to the canvas with her heel as she taps the side of her head to illustrate to the crowd just how intelligent and dangerous she is! The crowd boos as she picks KAIRI up off the canvas but gets nailed with an elbow to the gut! KAIRI punches her hard in the gut now as she gets to a knee; she punches again before she gets to her feet! Hayter looks like she might be in trouble here as she eats a backfist to the face from KAIRI! KAIRI takes to the ropes and runs back, but Hayter grabs her up around the waist and turns to slam her down with an absolutely devastating SPINEBUSTER!
MICHAEL COLE: KAIRI didn’t see that one coming! I can't say I like how easy that looked for Hayter to do!
WADE BARRETT: Hayter is a dangerous woman, Cole! They are all dangerous women; I’m pretty sure any woman in the WWE could beat your ass!
MICHAEL COLE: That’s why I don’t get on their bad side!
Hayter leans down to pick up KAIRI but as she does, she gets an arm around the neck that pulls her down for a roll-up! 1…2…Hayter barely manages to kick out of it! Both women are on their feet, but KAIRI leaps up and nails a dropkick! Hayter gets to a knee but has left the opportunity open, and KAIRI nails an axe kick to the back of her neck, she makes the cover again,1…Hayter kicks out again! Both women scrambling up to their feet again as Hayter holds onto the back of her neck and KAIRI absolutely nails her with a spinning back fist again, CUTLASS! Hayter is dazed as she pulls her over with a Japanese arm drag, Hayter is back to her feet but gets hit with another Japanese arm drag! KAIRI sticks her head between the legs of Hayter and lifts her up onto her back and slams her down with a Tokyo slam!
WADE BARRETT: KAIRI is like the energizer bunny right now; where is all this offense coming from?
MICHAEL COLE: She’s in a fight to survive; she wants to walk out with the Women’s Intercontinental Championship!
KAIRI picks Hayter off the canvas and lays in some forearm strikes to the chest, she whips Hayter to the ropes and nails an Interceptor on Hayer on the return! The crowd is going wild as KAIRI isn’t done by any means, and she lifts Hayter up and tosses her into the turnbuckle corner with a feat of strength like we’ve never seen from her before. KAIRI scoops her up out of the corner and spins her over to hang her in the tree of woe position. She climbs to the top rope and looks down before looking at the crowd for their approval, and they cheer loudly as Hayter leans up to try and get out of the predicament, but KAIRI comes crashing down full force with a double-foot stomp, MARINE SPIKE! KAIRI pulls up the legs of Hayter after she’s crashed to the canvas, 1…2…Hayter just barely gets the shoulder up in time!
WADE BARRETT: Ouch! Can you even imagine what that feels like, Cole?!
MICHAEL COLE: I got chest pain just watching it, Wade!
KAIRI is aghast that didn’t do it, she looks to the crowd for the answer as they cheer her on still! KAIRI gets to her feet more determined than ever and grabs Hayter by an arm and a leg, dragging her into position! KAIRI points to the corner as the crowd gets even louder for her, and she makes her way to the top rope once again. She calculates her jump and leaps off the top rope, INSANE ELBOW! KAIRI hooks both legs again, 1…2…Hayter once again barely manages to get the shoulder up! KAIRI is incensed now as she begins screaming her native tongue, gets to her feet, grabs Hayter’s legs, crosses them over one another, and pulls back with a cross-legged Boston crab, THE ANCHOR!
WADE BARRETT: Hayter, no! Don’t tap out!
MICHAEL COLE: KAIRI has The Anchor locked in!
Hayter immediately shoots back to life with the pain she’s feeling as she desperately searches for a way out! She tries to push her way up, but KAIRI leans even further back with the submission attempt! Hayter screams with pain as she slumps back to the canvas and lifts her hand into the air! She shakes her head as the official asks if she wants to give up! She tries to push herself back up again; she’s successful this time. Hayter begins to attempt to crawl towards the ropes; inch by inch, she sees a way out of this! KAIRI rears back even more with the hold, and Hayter screams in pain once again! Her hand is up in the air! It’s trembling with pain as KAIRI leans back one last time and Hayter’s hand begins to slap the canvas! The official calls for the bell as Hayter has given up!
WINNER
KAIRI
06:47 via SUBMISSION
SAMANTHA IRVIN: Here is your winner and STIIILL the WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion, KAIIIRIII!
WADE BARRETT: Hayter tapped out! I can’t believe it, Cole!
MICHAEL COLE: You’ve been having a rough night; things just haven’t been going the way you expected!
WADE BARRETT: KAIRI is still our WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion, and if I had a hat, I’d have to take it off for her for this performance! It was practically picture perfect!
KAIRI thinks about keeping the hold locked in, but she thinks better of it and releases the hold as he tosses Hayter’s legs down. The official hands her the Women’s Intercontinental Championship, and she lovingly holds it in her arms for a moment to appreciate it. KAIRI now walks over to the turnbuckle corner and proudly holds it up for the crowd as they cheer for her! She hops over the top rope onto the apron and begins to make her way to the back, slapping a few more hands along the way as a smile is back on her face. Jamie Hayter holds onto her back as she rolls out of the ring and limps a bit as she makes her way to the ramp. The official tries to offer help, but she shoves him away into the barricade before making her own way to the back!
The cameras cut to the backstage area where we see Stephanie McMahon standing by Triple H, and the two look at each other for a moment before he checks his watch. As soon as he looks back up, the crowd is going wild, as standing in front of him is Hollywood celebrity and former professional wrestler, Batista.
BATISTA: Steph, Hunter, great to see you two again.
Batista takes the sunglasses off his face, and he puts them away.
TRIPLE H: Likewise, big man, it’s been too long, Dave.
STEPHANIE MCMAHON: I can’t believe you actually came; you seemed like you were done with this world as far as appearances from everything I’ve heard from your interviews over the years.
BATISTA: New regime, better owners. Plus, Hunter said that you both need a favor. Who am I to not at least show up for lifelong friends?
He holds open his arms as Hunter goes in for a brief hug.
TRIPLE H: Listen, we know you’ve got a lot on your plate. You’re a big movie star now, you have commitments you’ve made, we just want a little extra protection to make sure things stay kosher around here.
BATISTA: You mean like personal security? There’s a million big dudes I could recommend for that.
TRIPLE H: Well, yes, but think of it as more of a problem-solving role. Sometimes we need certain things taken care of; that’s something you’ve proven time and time again that you’re great at. The paycheck won’t hurt either; something steady between acting gigs doesn’t sound too bad, right?
Batista mulls it over as he looks between the two of them and gauges Stephanie’s reaction to all this. She seems to be holding her breath a bit as she waits for him to answer.
BATISTA: Let me get back to you guys; shift a few things around. Mind if I stay for the festivities? I haven’t been to a live event in quite some time.
STEPHANIE MCMAHON: Please, join us, we would love to see what you think about the overall product!
TRIPLE H: Anything you need, just ask me or Steph, and we’ll take care of it for you tonight.
Batista slaps a hand down on Triple H’s shoulder and grins.
BATISTA: I appreciate it, let’s talk some more about these problems while I’m here.
Triple H puts his arm around Batista as Steph walks on the other side of him and breathes a sigh of relief. The conversation is not quite picked up by the mics as they head off into the depths of the backstage area.
The camera opens to a room. The only light here is moonlight flooding in through a window. The walls are lined with pictures of saints. Just as the camera is moving along this wall. We see a man standing there facing the devotional art. The man slowly turns around.
TOMMY END: Welcome to this home. Please come in weary traveler. I appreciate you taking the time out of your busy evening to stop by.
Tommy End closes his eyes for a moment. Mouths something under his breath. A prayer or a chant of some sort. He stops. Then his eyes shoot open wide.
TOMMY END: While the eyes of the world are on SoFi Stadium right now. I, unfortunately, am not in Inglewood. My apologies to the WWE Universe. I'm sure we will reunite sooner than you may think. And speaking of reunions, I ran into an old friend this past Monday in Anaheim.
Tommy motions the camera to follow him. He leads the cameraman to the wall to zoom in on a painting. Tommy continues speaking.
TOMMY END: Rembrandt. Return of the Prodigal Son. How touching.
The sound of Tommy's voice paired with the zoomed in painting creates a tense feeling of claustrophobia. It feels as if the camera should have cut away by now.
TOMMY END: I once was lost. But Father, I found you.
The camera now turns back to Tommy End. He puts his index finger up to his lips in a shooshing motion. Tommy then points towards a door. The cameraman opens the door, and we go down a dark staircase. As we reach the bottom, we enter a basement. Before we can even process our surroundings, we see a man chained to a chair.
FATHER MARTIN: Thomas broke into my home. I've been trapped down here. HELP ME! WAIT. NO! BEHIND YOUUU!!
Just as Father Martin finishes his sentence. The camera falls to the ground. All we can see is the auto focus on the lens struggle to adapt as the camera fades to black and we go back to ringside.
MICHAEL COLE: Things aren’t looking good for Father Martin!
WADE BARRETT: I don’t know that Tommy End will be much help to him either!
MICHAEL COLE: Where the heck even were they?
WADE BARRETT: I don’t know, Cole! Right now, we’ve got front row seats to something equally as terrifying though where Guerrillas of Destiny will be taking on the Motor City Machine Guns in a Guerrilla Warfare match!
"G.O.D (Firing Squad)" by No Name Tim and Kashis Keyz begins to play, and the crowd boos as Tama Tonga and Tonga Loa slowly walk out with Eric Bischoff in tow. They pause at the top of the ramp, their eyes focused, each raising a fist high in the air. The crowd only boos louder for them as they show no signs of caring in the least about what they think of them. After a moment, Tama and Tonga continue with a slow march down to the ring.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is under Guerrilla Warfare rules! This means there will be no disqualifications, which means everything is legal! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Eric Bischoff; they are the Guerillas of Destiny, Taaamaaa Tooongaaa and Tooongaaa Loooaaa!
MICHAEL COLE: First time we get to see these two in action together and I’m feeling some trepidation about it. Guerrilla Warfare is a brand-new match
WADE BARRETT: Money & Mayhem have a bright future, Cole! Graves almost won the WWE Championship earlier tonight; his boys have got to be looking to get some penance here now!
Bischoff climbs the stairs first and holds the ropes up for the Guerrillas of Destiny to step through them. The ferocious looking Tongans enter the ring and strike a menacing glare into the hard camera as they snarl the corners of their mouths up. A smile quirks Tonga’s lips, and he drives his fist into the flat of his palm with an audible impact. Tama calls for the Motor City Machine Guns to come out as he beats at his own chest ready for war. "Six Barrel Shotgun" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club begins to play and the Motor City Machine Guns come out to the top of the ramp and Sabin points to the crowd as Shelley stands imposingly for a moment before popping open his vest to show off his chiseled physique for the crowd. They tap clenched fists together before they head down to the ring with determined looks on their faces. It’s been a tumultuous battle between these two teams to say the least.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: And their opponents, making their way to the ring, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, THE MOOOTOR CIIITTY MAAACHIIINE GUUUNNSSS!
MICHAEL COLE: Tonight is the night, Wade! Shelley and Sabin get their revenge on the Guerrillas of Destiny!
WADE BARRETT: They certainly hope so, but I’m not sure they can counteract the brilliance of them when they have Eric Bischoff at their side!
The Motor City Machine Guns begin to make their march down to the ring, but the Guerrillas of Destiny just want to get this one started as they bail from the ring to meet their opponents. Tama and Tonga begin to throw hard rights at Shelley and Sabin before Tama grabs Sabin by the back of the neck and tosses him back first into the steel barricade separating the fans from the performers. Shelley turns to try to help but gets a forearm to the back of the neck that knocks him over.
TAG TEAM MATCH
The bell rings as the action starts and Tama and Tonga grab Shelley and toss him down the rampway. Tonga lifts Sabin up and piledrives him onto the steel rampway as fans are booing rather loudly! Shelley is to his feet, but Tama is right on top of him and throws a right that Shelley ducks before he nails a SCORPION KICK that knocks Tama for a loop. Tonga rushes in for a clothesline, but that’s dodged as Shelley catches him around the throat and twists him around for a neckbreaker on the floor! Shelley shouts and waves his arms up to incite the crowd to cheer before he runs towards Tama and nails a running high knee strike that knocks Tama on his ass as well!
MICHAEL COLE: The action is starting quick in this one!
WADE BARRETT: These two teams have a lot to prove if they want a shot at the Tag Team Championship in the future!
Shelley picks Tama up off the floor and drags him towards the ring before whipping him back first into the steel stairs as they break apart with a loud clanging of metal! Shelley is about to get snatched up from behind by Tonga but Sabin who is back to his feet lifts him up and drops him with a back suplex to the floor. Shelley, not even aware of the goings on, lays into Tama with boots to the gut of him ferociously before turning to see Sabin and dapping him up really quick! They both point at Tama and nod before they pick him up and see Tonga getting to his feet and spear his own partner into him with a little double team help from the Motor City Machine Guns shoving him! The crowd goes absolutely wild for it as Shelley and Sabin eat it up and pull off their vests to toss them into the crowd!
MICHAEL COLE: This crowd are bonkers for the Motor City Machine Guns!
WADE BARRETT: Who could blame them? Even Bischoff was impressed with them before he brought in the Guerrillas of Destiny!
Shelley grabs Tama again and tosses him into the ring as he follows him in to make the cover. Sabin watches as the official slides into position for the count, 1…, Tonga is up now, 2…he slides in the ring past Sabin and breaks up the pinfall! Sabin grabs Tonga by the leg and pulls him back out of the ring as he begins to lay into him with hard strikes and then finally follows up with a dropkick that knocks Tonga back so hard he hits the turnbuckle post with the back of his head. Shelley and Tama get to their feet in the ring, Tama hits a palm strike to the throat of Shelley that stuns him! He grabs Shelley up onto his shoulders in the fireman position before he flapjacks him face first into the canvas! Tama makes the cover now, 1…, Sabin slides into the ring, 2…, Sabin leaps into the air and Tama rolls off the cover as Sabin drives an ELBOW into the gut of his own partner!
MICHAEL COLE: Oh no!
WADE BARRETT: Sabin miscalculated that one! You’ve got to pay attention when this much chaos is going on!
Bischoff tells Tama to get rid of the trash and he lifts Sabin by his tights and tosses him out of the ring to the floor! Turning his attention back to Shelley, he picks him up off the canvas and powerslams him hard enough to shake the ring! Tama makes the cover again as Bischoff shouts for the official to pay attention! 1…2…Sabin gets the shoulder up this time! Tonga is back on his feet and climbs into the ring, Tama summons him over and they peel Shelley off the canvas together. Tama motions for Tonga to lift him up and he goes for the belly-to-back suplex but as Tama gets ready for the neckbreaker, Sabin springboards up onto the apron, onto the top rope precariously for a moment and comes off with a DUAL SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Both members of the Guerrillas of Destiny have been taken down at the same time!
MICHAEL COLE: A little too close together and it paid off for Sabin big time!
WADE BARRETT: Tama and Tonga both taken out! Come on, boys! You’re better than this!
Sabin looks to rouse Shelley out of his stupor but it’s to no avail at the moment. Tama and Tonga are getting to their feet again and he’s got to think fast. He charges towards them and pays for it when Loa lifts him up for a flapjack and Tama nails a jumping cutter for the KILLSHOT! Tama looks to grab Sabin, but he wisely rolls out of the ring to avoid being pinned. Tonga and Tama slap the canvas in frustration and turn around only for Shelley to charge at them and hit a double clothesline that drops Tama to the canvas and sends Tonga over the ropes to the outside to join Sabin on the floor! Shelley knows it’s his moment to take advantage of the opportunity in front of him! He grabs hold of Tama by the neck and runs up the turnbuckle before dropping Tama to the canvas with a backflip inverted facelock drop, SLICED BREAD #2! Tonga and Sabin are getting up at the same time as the official slides into position for the pin, 1…2…, Tonga goes to slide into the ring, but Sabin has him by the ankle, 3!
WINNERS
MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS
08:41 via PINFALL
SAMANTHA IRVIN: Here are your winners....THE MOOOTOOOR CIIITTYYYY MAAAACHIIINNNEE GUUUNNSS!!
MICHAEL COLE: Holy cow, Wade! They did it!
WADE BARRETT: How is this even possible! The Guerrillas of Destiny were clearly the power in this match! What an effort by both teams though!
The Motor City Machine Guns bail to the entrance ramp as quickly as possible as Tonga Loa is livid right now! Tama Tonga is barely stirring in the ring as his partner finally slides in to check on him. Shelley and Sabin celebrate on the ramp with a forearm bump to each other as they have wide grins on their faces. Bischoff can’t believe it as he enters the ring to chastise both Tongans and they give him a death glare which quickly shuts him up. As the Motor City Machine Guns cross into the back in front of this wild crowd, the Guerrillas of Destiny make their way up the ramp with Bischoff sharing in their commiseration now as you can only imagine he’s also trying to strategize for the future as they head to the back.
The camera cuts to a shot of announcers Michael Cole and Wade Barrett.
MICHAEL COLE: We received the following video footage just moments ago. Viewer discretion is advised. We haven't had an opportunity to view it ahead of time.
WADE BARRETT: Oh, not this again, Cole. The night was going so well.
The video opens up with footage of Goldust standing in front of a closed hotel room door.
GOLDUST: Mmm. SummerSlam. Inglewood, California. SoFi Stadium. Mmm... how close to Hollywood. My home. And, yet... mmm, how very strange. Goldust and that disgusting blue baby, the Blue Meanie, weren't invited.
Goldust rubs his left hand up his chest, starting at his waist.
GOLDUST: Well, let me assure you all... while I might not be there... I want you to know that Solo Sikoa and Paul Heyman aren't the only ones I have my eyes on. They're not the only two that I have been watching. Silently. Lusting over from the comfort of the unknown. The thrill and titillation of watching in the shadows.
Goldust runs his room keycard across his lips before inserting it into the door. The door lights up green.
GOLDUST: "Chewie, we're home."
Once the door opens, it's a quick shot, but we can see that Paul Heyman is still inside. Exhausted and sitting in the same chair.
GOLDUST: Harrison Ford. Han Solo. Star Wars Episode 7. The Force Awakens.
And with that. The videotape ends.
MICHAEL COLE: That was certainly…something.
WADE BARRETT: I’m glad that big golden weirdo isn’t here tonight!
MICHAEL COLE: Well folks, last week we witnessed a quick - - and - - brutal battle royal on Monday Night RAW, where we saw WWE newcomer Joey Janela come out on top over Tommy End and five other opponents.
WADE BARRETT: That match was an all-out brawl, Cole. We saw Big Show and The Rock eliminating each other, all for the prize Triple H has promised.
MICHAEL COLE: That’s right. Cathy Kelley is backstage with the man that Joey Janela will be facing next week, where the winner will receive a shot at the Intercontinental Championship.
The camera changes to one backstage, where we see Cathy Kelley with a microphone in her hand. The crowd cheers as they realize Bron Breakker stands beside her, his arms crossed over his chest. He looks surprisingly tense, with his hands balled into loose fists where they’re folded.
CATHY KELLEY: Thanks, guys. And thank you for agreeing to speak with me, Bron. I know the past couple weeks have been a little…
BRON BREAKKER: Frustrating?
CATHY KELLEY: Frustrating is a good word. Now, I’m not here to talk to you about whatever’s been going on surrounding the Young Bucks - -
BRON BREAKKER: Thank God.
CATHY KELLEY: But I did want to ask you how you’re feeling about having another shot at WWE gold so soon, after your loss to Diesel?
Bron shakes his head and lets out a low, dry chuckle.
BRON BREAKKER: Well, obviously I’d rather be the WWE Champion right now, but the cards didn’t play out quite like I’d hoped, but I’m glad to be able to have a second chance to prove myself. Those opportunities don’t come often, and I’m glad that someone back there is noticing the work I’ve been doing.
CATHY KELLEY: Whenever people talk about you, they call you the “future of the WWE.” How does it feel having those kinds of expectations placed on you at, for this level of the industry, such a young age?
Another chuckle escapes from Bron. He seems to loosen up a little the longer the conversation goes on.
BRON BREAKKER: Hitting me with the hardballs today, Cathy? I think…there’s pressure there, obviously, living up to those sort of expectations. I think the hardest part is that, when they say those things, they’re trying to place you in some kind of mold. They want me to be the next John Cena, or Triple H, or even The Rock, and that’s just not what I’m wanting to do. Nothing but respect to those men, but I don’t want to be John Cena 2. Someone’s done that before, and he did that damn well. Nobody’s been Bron Breakker before. And if he doesn’t fit into any of those molds, then I guess they’ll have to make a whole new one.
Cathy nods along with the answer. She opens her mouth to ask her next question, but stops, looking past Bron off-camera. He catches this and follows her gaze, and the camera pans out as we both see his upcoming opponent standing next to him: Joey Janela. Bron looks confused, looking the man up and down for a moment.
BRON BREAKKER: Oh hey, aren’t you the Uber Eats guy? I’m not sure who you’re looking for, brother, but we’re kind of filming something here…
Joey shakes his head and has a confused look on his face.
JOEY JANELA: No, I’m uh…Joey Janela. The Bad Boy. Your opponent next week? I won the battle royal on RAW last week.
BRON BREAKKER: Oh yeah, my bad man. Didn’t mean to disrespect you or anything. You just look like the guy who delivered some food earlier and I thought - -
JOEY JANELA: You thought an Uber Eats driver was trying to get into an interview with you? I mean, that kind of sounds disrespectful.
Bron puts his hands up defensively, trying to backtrack the conversation.
BRON BREAKKER: Let’s start over. This is not the foot I wanted to get off on with you.
JOEY JANELA: No man, I get it. I mean, look at you and then look at me. If we were a side-by-side picture and you asked someone to name the future of the business, do you think they’re going to pick me?
BRON BREAKKER: Joey, come on, man.
JOEY JANELA: Seriously. You’re destined to a future champion. The only championship I won was a pizza eating contest down at the Snake Pit bar. Which honestly, I only won because the guy who actually finished first threw up after the buzzer went off.
CATHY KELLEY: That’s…that’s disgusting.
BRON BREAKKER: Yeah, that’s kind of gross.
JOEY JANELA: I mean, look at you, bro! Girls swoon when you take your shirt off! Girls pay me to put my shirt back on out of disgust. I get it. I get why you’d think I’m just the Uber Eats driver. I mean, I probably just got lucky in that battle royal.
Bron’s eyes narrow a bit, and he starts shaking his head.
BRON BREAKKER: I know what you’re doing…
JOEY JANELA: What are you talking about?
BRON BREAKKER: You’re trying to downplay yourself. Get me to let my guard down. That isn’t going to work on me, bro. I’ve got one goal in mind and it’s putting gold around this waist. If you think I’m going to look past you and let you get me when I’m focused on whatever is next, you’re wrong. I fell short against Diesel but that won’t happen again.
Janela gives him a wry smile.
JOEY JANELA: You got me! You’re too tricksy for those types of mind games. I’ll give it to ya. This must be what the Young Bucks see in you, huh? Good luck in your match tonight with them!
Janela smacks Bron on the shoulder as he turns and leaves the frame. Cathy and Bron are left there as Bron glares at Janela walking away from him.
BRON BREAKKER: This interview is over.
With that, Bron stomps off angrily, leaving Cathy Kelley alone once again as the cameras go back to ringside.
MICHAEL COLE: Bron Breakker doesn’t seem very pleased about his new opponent!
WADE BARRETT: Well of course he’s not, Cole. Who wants to fight their Uber Eats driver? They should just hand you the burger and let you go on your way!
MICHAEL COLE: I don’t think he’s actually an Uber Eats driver, Wade. But if you want to see two people who do want to fight, then we’ve got championship action coming up right now, as Mankind defends his Intercontinental Championship against main roster newcomer Adam Cole. This should be a fun one.
WADE BARRETT: Oh absolutely, Adam Cole’s going to take down that creep Mankind and get the Intercontinental Championship out of the boiler room and into the public eye, where it belongs!
SHOCK. THE SYSTEM.
The crowd boos as the Undisputed ERA theme begins to play over the sound system, and Adam Cole emerges from backstage. He pauses at the top of the ramp, his eyes sweeping over the crowd with a cocky smile. After a moment he takes off down the entrance way towards the ring.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: The following is a cage match, and it is for the WWE Intercontinental Championship! The match can only end through pinfall, submission, or by escaping the steel cage. Introducing the challenger, making his way to the ring, the Star of the Show…Adaaam Cooole!
MICHAEL COLE: Cole certainly seems confident here tonight! More confident than I would be stepping into the ring with a man like Mankind.
WADE BARRETT: Well, he does have his cousin on commentary.
MICHAEL COLE: We’re not actually related!
Adam Cole climbs the stairs and through the ropes to stand in the middle of the ring. His smile widens as the song continues and he drops into a crouch position, only for - - Mankind’s slow, haunting music begins to play, and the crowd erupts as the man himself emerges from backstage with the Intercontinental Championship belt strapped around his waist. He walks slow, with that hunched posture, his eyes sweeping the fans surrounding him like an animal. Cole is livid in the ring as Mankind darts his head from side-to-side taking in the crowd as he frantically bats away at something invisible to anybody but himself around his head.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: And his opponent, making his way to the ring, he is the WWE Intercontinental Champion, Maaankiiind!
MICHAEL COLE: Mankind is looking a little off here!
WADE BARRETT: Well of course he is, this is probably the largest crowd that Mankind has ever wrestled in front of! He’s not exactly a social butterfly, you know.
Mankind ambles his way down the ramp towards the ring. His eyes focus on Adam Cole in the middle of the ring, and he pauses. His eyes narrow for a moment and he stands there, staring a hole through his opponent. This lasts for a minute, until he shakes himself loose of whatever trance he was in, and he climbs the ring steps and into the ring. The two men face off in the corner as the steel cage begins to lower from the ceiling. As the multi-ton structure settles down around the ring, the camera catches a smile breaking out across Mankind’s face. With that image, the bell rings and our match begins.
SINGLES MATCH
Our two competitors circle each other in the middle of the ring, each one sizing the other up. Finally, they lock up, and it looks like a mistake for Adam Cole as Mankind quickly transitions into a side headlock. Cole struggles to break himself free from the much larger wrestler’s grip, but he manages to get his feet under him and push Mankind back against the ropes to force a break. Mankind releases his hold, only to get chopped across the chest!
MICHAEL COLE: Bold move from Adam Cole! I don’t think that did very much, though!
WADE BARRETT: Well of course not. He didn’t do it to knock Mankind out, Cole. He did it to prove a point that he’s not scared of the so-called “Deranged One!”
If Wade was right, then that looks to have been a mistake as Mankind takes one heavy step out of the corner, and then another. Adam Cole starts to backpedal, but there’s nowhere to run in a steel cage. Mankind grabs his hand and whips him into the corner turnbuckle, only to take off and hit him with a thunderous corner splash! Mankind climbs the first rope and grabs Adam Cole by the hair to deliver a barrage of explosive right hands. The crowd counts each punch as it lands, “One, two, three…!” They get to nine, and Mankind rears back for the knockout punch…Adam Cole shoves him back! Mankind teeters off the rope and rolls back. The Intercontinental Champion rises to his feet, his eyes focused on Cole in the corner, and charges his shoulder forward…Adam Cole stumbles out of the way, and Mankind drives directly into the turnbuckle and the steel cage!
MICHAEL COLE: Nobody home! Mankind might have just dislocated his shoulder!
WADE BARRETT: What incredible ring awareness from the challenger!
Cole shakes the cobwebs loose and sees his opponent hunched in the corner and sees an opportunity. He grabs him from behind and pulls him away from the ropes. Cole tries to heave Mankind up and over, but he struggles to pick up his much-larger opponent. Mankind tries to break free, but he can’t get loose. Cole tries to lift him again…and manages it this time! Mankind goes up, and then back down as he gets German Suplexed directly onto that bad shoulder! Cole looks at Mankind, a little shocked that he managed to get Mankind up in the air. He hooks the legs and goes for the cover! 1…2…kick out! Cole slaps the canvas frustratedly before combing the hair out of his face.
WADE BARRETT: Adam Cole could have had it there!
MICHAEL COLE: Maybe, but Mankind is a legend for a reason, it’s going to take a bit more than that!
Cole shakes his head and grabs Mankind’s hair, dragging him up to his feet. He whips the stunned Deranged One into the ropes before turning and running in the opposite direction to build his own head of steam. Cole goes for a clothesline but runs straight into a high-speed backdrop driver! Cole gets planted hard, and Mankind goes for the cover! 1...2…kickout! Mankind looks shocked at the referee before turning to look at the fallen Cole. Mankind rises to his knees before grabbing Cole up into his arms in a horizontal hold. The WWE legend slowly carries his foe across the ring, driving his back into the side of the cage! He does it again, and again, just hammering the lower back on the unforgiving metal steel before hefting the smaller man up onto his shoulders for a fallaway slam!
MICHAEL COLE: Agreeing to a cage match with Mankind might have been a bad idea, literally everything around you is a weapon!
WADE BARRETT: Don’t count him out yet. Adam Cole’s not trapped in there with Mankind, Mankind is trapped in there with him!
Cole clutches at his lower back, not seeming to notice as Mankind stalks him, the older man’s hair hanging limp and wild around his head. He leans down and grabs Adam Cole, beginning to drag him up, only to double over and wheeze in pain. The camera pans down, revealing Cole hit him with a low blow! The crowd boos and begins a “You’re an asshole!”” chant as Cole takes off, rebounding off the ropes! Last Shot to the kneeling Mankind! Cole goes for the cover! One…two…THREENO! The crowd erupts as Mankind kicks out at 2.99!
WADE BARRETT: My God, how did Mankind kick out there?!
MICHAEL COLE: That might have been Adam Cole’s best chance at winning this!
Adam Cole angrily shouts at the official and slaps the canvas, showing him how to count to three, but the official is resolute, holding up two fingers. Cole shakes his head and rises to his feet, pacing around the ring and trying to decide exactly how to put Mankind away for good. He looks around the ring, giving a little head shake before stepping over to the ropes. He plants his foot on the bottom rope and begins to climb the cage, deciding an escape is still a victory. Mankind rises to his knees, clutching at his face and watching Adam Cole slowly make his way up the cage wall.
WADE BARRETT: Adam Cole might have found a way out of this one after all!
MICHAEL COLE: If his feet can touch the ground outside the cage, he’ll be the new champion!
Mankind gets to his feet and ambles over to the cage wall. Adam Cole looks back, realizing that Mankind is in hot pursuit, and tries to hurry himself along. Mankind grabs Cole’s ankle, and delivers a clubbing blow to the lower back, making Cole arch in pain. The Panama City native keeps his grip, but the damage slows him long enough for Mankind to catch up, and just like that, it’s a race to the top. The two men pause occasionally to trade blows, but finally the pair reaches the top. They precariously straddle the cage and face off, glaring at each other. Cole rears back and delivers a right hand to Mankind. The New Mexico native recoils, tilting dangerously towards the edge before coming back with a shot of his own! The two men trade shots, each one coming just a little closer to falling from the 15-foot cage. Cole comes in for another right, but Mankind catches the hand and throws another punch! Another! Cole teeters on the edge, barely hanging on! Mankind grabs his opponent by the hair and trunks, and throws him down to the ring! Adam Cole lands hard and rolls, clutching at his face from the fall! The crowd is on their feet cheering as Mankind looks down at the fallen Adam Cole, who has rolled over onto his back clutching his midsection. All he has to do is swing his leg over the edge and climb down and he’ll win, but Mankind’s hands are trembling. His head twitches erratically, and the voices in his head start to take over as he scoots along the top of the cage to the corner. He grabs one of the massive cables that supported the cage and pulls himself to his feet. He has that wild look on his face, and the crowd realizes what he’s about to do!
MICHAEL COLE: No! That’s a fifteen-foot drop, what are you thinking?!
WADE BARRETT: I think his inner demons are in control here! You ever see a three-hundred-pound man fly, Cole?!
Mankind looks around at the crowd around him before releasing the cable. The WWE legend takes a deep breath, before leaping from the top of the fifteen-foot steel cage! The crowd roars as he stretches out, FROG SPLASH from the top of the cage! The crowd chants “Holy shit! Holy shit!” as the two men lay broken in the middle of the ring, coughing and wheezing. Mankind is the first to show signs of life, dragging himself over to the fallen Adam Cole to make the cover. 1…2…2.9999! Adam Cole somehow kicks out! SoFi arena is shocked as Mankind rolls over onto his stomach, clutching at his midsection!
MICHAEL COLE: I can’t believe Adam Cole just kicked out of that! How much left can he have in the tank?!
WADE BARRETT: It was a mistake from Mankind! He took too long for the cover, and it gave the challenger just enough time to recover. But I don’t know how much either of these men have left in them! In the immortal words of our former colleague Jim Ross, this has been an absolute slobberknocker!
Adam Cole turns over onto his knees, one hand on his stomach as he eyes the prone champion. Cole draws his hand back and clubs Mankind across the shoulders once, then again, then again, the blows coming faster as he gets some of his strength back under him. After a half-dozen quick shots, he grabs his opponent and rolls him over onto his back to go for the pinfall, and Mankind strikes! He hits Cole with one hand, making him stumble back. Before Cole can retaliate, Mankind surges forward, revealing the dirty-looking Mr. Socko on his right hand! MANDIBLE CLAW! Cole twists and writhes in panic, but Mankind has it locked in! Adam Cole taps!
WINNER
MANKIND
14:10 via SUBMISSION
SAMANTHA IRVIN: Here is your winner and STIIILL the WWE Intercontinental Champion, MAAANKIIIND!
MICHAEL COLE: Mankind did it! Mankind is still the champion!
WADE BARRETT: I thought he was done after that jump, but Mankind has proven just why he’s a WWE legend, and I don’t think Adam Cole’s ever going to forget what’s happened here tonight!
The official hands Mankind the Intercontinental Championship before grabbing his other hand (and Mr. Socko) and raising his hand up high as the crowd roars for him. Cole lays on his side near the ropes, clutching his face as the steel cage begins to rise once again. Mankind’s music plays as the cage rises high enough for him to roll out of the ring and limp his way up the entrance way as the cameras fade out to commercial.
Tune in next week to witness the fallout from SummerSlam!