Monday Night RAW 9-9-2024

As we come back from commercial break, we cut to a hospital where Jey Uso appears on the screen with a smile on his face while being checked on by the doctors.

JEY USO: Nick Wayne, I told you what would happen, UCE, but you didn't listen. However, you took the loss like a professional and for that I respect you. Ricky Starks and company are a different story. Not only do you ruin a perfect return for yours truly, but then you cowardly attack me after the match by playing the numbers game. You probably thought it was a smart idea and that I would just cower to you and forget about it. Not happening UCE. In fact, your plan backfired because I have been medically cleared to come back next week although truth be told even if I wasn't, I'd still be at RAW next week, broken ribs or not. So, I make this proposal to you, Mr. Absolute Ricky Starks. How about one of you two clowns face me next week on RAW? You might want to think before you speak because you're going to get a YEETdown.

With that, Jey’s smile turns to a more serious, threatening expression as the scene fades out.

We come back ringside where fans are seen holding signs while the camera scans through the crowd. Just then the lights in the arena go out and “The Undisputed Era” theme begins to blast over the speakers. Quickly, boos begin to fill the arena while Adam Cole takes his first step onto the ramp looking over the crowd with a cocky grin on his face. After a few seconds, Cole begins to make his way down the ramp saying a few words to the fans on the way down before he reaches the end, with one last look over the crowd before he leaps up onto the apron and waits for the cue. BOOM, with the same cocky grin on his face, Cole poses for the crowd before entering the ring and getting a mic. With the crowd still not enjoying the fact they have to see Cole; he waits several seconds once again for them to settle down.

ADAM COLE: I think everybody knows why I’m out here tonight so Tommy, get your ass out here and let's settle this.

The camera begins to focus on the entrance ramp again as Cole waits for Tommy End to make his appearance. After about a minute the camera begins to focus on an irritated Cole still waiting inside the ring.

ADAM COLE: Where are you at Tommy? I find it pretty funny that you’re the one who decided to play these games and now you’re hiding. I made it pretty obvious last week that I was coming looking for you and I did exactly that, but you were nowhere to be found. You’re the one who made all of this personal Tommy, and I know you’re here, so why don’t you stop hiding and come on out here?

Once again, Cole waits for a response inside the ring as the voice of Tommy End can be heard.

TOMMY END: Adam, over here.

The TitanTron flicks on, and Tommy End is seen looking pretty happy about the situation he’s in.

TOMMY END: Things could have been so easy, but you’ve always been somebody that’s done things the hard way haven’t you Adam? You’ve never been somebody who takes the easy route and that's something I have to appreciate. Another thing I appreciate, Adam, is the fact that you love to use others for your personal gain, again something we’ve seen you do your whole career. I know you Adam, I know what you’re all about and the only reason you had Colten and Austin by your side is for your own gain. Neither one of them was ever going to climb the ladder standing beside you, because you won’t allow it.

ADAM COLE: Enough with all the games Tommy, you have no idea what you’re talking about because anybody that’s ever run alongside me has been just as famous as I am. What you need to do is stop hiding in the back and come on out here so I can show you how wrong you were messing with me.

Tommy lets out a chuckle.

TOMMY END: You say you’re there for your friends and maybe some people believe you, but I’m not one of those people Adam. I’m somebody who can see right through you and as much as you would love to deny the truth, I have proof.

Adam is seen letting out a laugh as Tommy grins before starting to play some footage from earlier in the day of Nikkita Lyons standing outside the door of Tommy End. With Austin and Colten still missing it’s pretty obvious why she’s there, but as she knocks the camera starts to move around the corner where Adam Cole is seen watching.

ADAM COLE: That doesn’t prove anything.

TOMMY END: It proves you’re willing to put anybody in danger, even if it’s somebody you say you care about.

ADAM COLE: What the hell are you talking about? Nikkita wasn’t in any danger.

It appears Tommy wasn’t done showing the footage as Adam is seen watching as Nikkita continues to knock, but after a minute or two he decides to walk off. Just then the door to Tommy’s door opens by itself and his voice is heard.

TOMMY END: Ms. Lyons, please come in.

The footage ends with the door closing while Adam Cole is seen looking shocked in the ring as he drops the mic and climbs out. He quickly begins to rush up the ramp and into the backstage area while the camera heads back to the ring.

The crowd now erupts into cheers as “Fear no Evil” begins to play through the sound system. After a moment, Bron Breakker emerges from the backstage area with a microphone in hand. The big man walks slowly, his head held high as he looks out at the crowd, but his shoulders are tight, and there’s some visible frustration in the way his hand tightens into a fist before releasing. He smiles at the crowd before making his way down the ramp. He climbs the ring steps and between the ropes, surveying the sellout crowd, and raises the microphone to his lips.

BRON BREAKKER: We got any dogs barkin’ in Fresno?!

The “kennel” begin their barks, and some of the tension leaves Bron’s shoulders. He grins and lets them settle before continuing.

BRON BREAKKER: I can’t tell you how glad I am to hear that. See, I’ve spent the past two weeks knowing I need to come out here and talk to my dogs, and trying to figure out exactly what it is I need to say. Because, I’ll be honest with you, I’ve had a string of bad luck recently. Losing to Diesel, well, it sucked but it was kind of understandable. The man’s a thirty-year veteran of the industry, and he’s held onto the WWE Championship as long as he has for a reason. I could deal with that. But then Joey Janela got me with the schoolboy pin.

Bron takes a deep breath and lets it out.

BRON BREAKKER: Joey, you beat me. I’m not gonna hold a grudge for that. You won, and you deserve the shot against Mankind, and I wish you the best of luck. But…let me just tell you one more thing. If you ever try to roll me up like that again, I’m going to pull your arm off and I’m going to beat your brains out with it. Got me?

There’s a brief pause, as if Bron’s waiting for Janela to reply. After a moment, Bron smiles as if he got his answer.

BRON BREAKKER: Good. Now that the old business is covered, we got some new things to talk about. Because, when you take two losses like that, it makes you a little introspective. It makes you start thinking about what you can change, what you can do to make yourself do better. It made me realize that, since I’ve gotten here, I’ve been reactive. I’ve been dealing with things as they popped up, been given opportunities as they came by and, largely, rested on my laurels as “the Future” of the WWE. And I realized just how wrong that was.

Bron begins to pace back and forth as he digs deep into his explanation, holding the microphone with his right hand and emphasizing his words with the left.

BRON BREAKKER: See, nobody ever became somebody in the WWE by sitting on their ass collecting paychecks. That’s not what this job is, that’s not what wrestling is! If you want to be the guy, you need to go out there with both hands open. You need to claw and scratch and bite and climb your way to every single opportunity you want. I was used to being a big fish in the small NXT pond, but the main roster…the main roster’s an ocean, and I was getting lost in the current. That’s done. That’s over. So right now, I’m calling my shot - -

The crowd roars as “King of Kings” begins to play through the speakers. The big man, Triple H himself, emerges from backstage with his own microphone. He pauses at the top of the stage and lets the crowd settle before he begins to speak.

TRIPLE H: I’ll give you credit, Bron, that’s a very admirable decision to make. A lot of people in your position would turn bitter and blame others. You’re being introspective, and that’s the first step. But, I’m afraid those new opportunities are going to have to wait.

BRON BREAKKER: Why? What are you talking about?

TRIPLE H: Well, two weeks ago, I had a very interesting meeting with someone in my office. You probably didn’t notice, you were preparing for your match with Joey Janela. But, the WWE Universe definitely did. I’ve been bombarded on social media with guesses about who it might have been.

BRON BREAKKER: What’s that got to do with me?

Triple H’s brow furrows for a half-second at the tone, but he brushes it off.

TRIPLE H: I’m getting to that. This person is, well…he asked a favor off of me. Now normally, someone shows up to my office making demands of me, I’d tell them where to stick it. But in this case, I was intrigued. Therefore, I’m proud to announce that, next Monday, on the go home episode of Monday Night RAW, you’ve got a match!

BRON BREAKKER: Okay…who am I facing?

Triple H smiles viciously.

TRIPLE H: Well, I was going to tell you, until you started taking that tone with your boss, but…I think I’ll let it be a surprise for both you and the WWE Universe. Good luck, Bron, I’ll be rooting for you.

Bron swears into the microphone, but it’s cut off as “King of Kings” begins to play once again. Triple H smirks, content with his victory, and gives the crowd a wave before walking backstage.

MICHAEL COLE: Well folks, you’ve heard it here first! We’ve got a confirmed match between Bron Breakker and…somebody next Monday.

WADE BARRETT: There’s been a lot of rumors about who this mystery person is, and it seems that the Universe won’t have to wait until No Mercy for at least one big surprise!

MICHAEL COLE: This could be an opportunity for Bron to begin clawing back some momentum after losing both his opportunities at main roster glory so far. And it bears mentioning, next Monday isn’t just an episode of Monday Night RAW, but it’s the 25th episode to air since the beginning of the New Era, so we’re sure to be in for one incredible go-home show! What do you think, Wade? Who could it possibly be that Triple H was meeting with? Why would they want to face Bron Breakker of all people?

WADE BARRETT: Well he’s one of the hottest young talents we’ve got, Cole! This person obviously has something to prove, and they want to make sure it gets across to the WWE Universe!

MICHAEL COLE: Matt Menard is looking to get something across from the WWE Universe tonight as well! He wants to make sure that he proves himself and earns his paycheck against Nick Wayne!

”Just A Little Taste” begins to play over the P/A system of the arena as Daddy Magic Matt Menard makes his way to the top of the stage with the enthusiasm of five men! He plays to the fans as he tries to whip them up into a frenzy as he makes his way down the ramp. Menard slaps a few fans hands before staring into the camera with a crazed but playful look in his eyes.



SAMANTHA IRVIN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, they call him Daddy Magic, Maaatt Menarrrd!

MICHAEL COLE: He’s got an energy that is almost unmatched by any performer in WWE currently! Hell, it might just be unmatched in all of professional wrestling!

WADE BARRETT: Matt is a very enthusiastic man! He might be a little too enthusiastic to do singles competition, though! He’s been in a tag team for so long, that I’m not sure it’s wise for him to jump into such heavy competition so early!

Menard is still staring into the camera as he fixes his hairs in the reflection of the camera lens before making his way to the ring and slapping a few more hands before stepping up the ring stairs and making his way into the ring. As he goes to rile up the fans on the side of the ring furthest from the ramp, “Nick Wayne” by Photographic Memory hits as Matt turns his attention to the stage almost immediately. The cocky and brash Nick Wayne makes his way out with a smirk on his face. As he begins to make his way down the ramp, the crowd shows him their displeasure and instead his expression turns to one of contempt for them.



SAMANTHA IRVIN: And his opponent, making his way to the ring, he is a member of The Patriarchy, Niiick Waaayne!

MICHAEL COLE: Nick Wayne is another competitor that is more familiar with our tag team division. But that hasn’t stopped him from becoming a bit of a singles competitor himself recently!

WADE BARRETT: Taking on any and all comers as well, he truly is working to impress Christian Cage! This week he might be more prepared than ever, and I look forward to seeing how this one turns out myself!

As Nick Wayne gets to the ring stairs, he makes the referee push Menard back before he’ll enter the ring. Flipping into the ring in a bit of a s showoff move before the crowd boo very loudly at him and he flips them off.

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Menard charges at Wayne backing him up into the corner! Menard slams into Nick with a series of shoulder thrusts absolutely battering him! Matt now pulls him out of the corner and nails him with a wicked forearm to the skull before picking him up and hitting an overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Wayne shouts in pain as Menard poses for the crowd and rips off his vest, tossing it to the ringside area! Wayne crawls out of the ring to the outside, looking for an escape! Menard rolls out to follow him and clobbers him in the back with a wicked looking double axe handle! He then grabs hold of Wayne and whips him back first into the barricade! Menard now lifts him up and drops Nick chest first onto the barricade! The fans are absolutely loving Menard keeping the pressure on his opponent as Wayne is getting an absolute beating here!

MICHAEL COLE: Menard clearly isn’t playing games tonight, Wade! More prepared than you expected, huh?

WADE BARRETT: Poor Wayne wasn’t even ready! He barely got in the ring to prepare himself!

Menard watches Wayne slump back to the ringside floor and picks him up, whipping him back first into the ring apron now! Another cry of pain from Wayne as he gets military pressed over Menard’s head and then tossed back into the ring! The crowd goes absolutely wild as Menard gets back into the ring and smirks as he grabs hold of Nick again but gets EYE RAKED by Wayne! Loud boos ringing out from the crowd for the cheap move, but Wayne doesn’t care! He is quick to follow up with a DDT planting the top of Menards head into the canvas! Wayne makes the cover, 1…but Menard kicks out! Wayne’s eyes bug out as Menard looks infuriated and charges at Wayne who moves out of the way before connecting with a chop block to the back of Menards left leg! Menard stumbles as Wayne follows it up with a neckbreaker that drops Matt to the canvas!

MICHAEL COLE: What a snake! First the eye rake, and then he tries to take out the leg!

WADE BARRETT: It’s gotta hurt in more ways than one because his partner was taken out by an injury in the same area!

Wayne smirks, having turned the tide and brought Menard down to the canvas. He grabs hold of the right hand of Menard and twists his arm around into a wrist-lock but gets clocked in the jaw by Matt! Nick falls backward and Matt shakes his arm out before charging at Wayne and taking him off his feet with a running clothesline! Menard falls to the canvas and winces in pain as Menard makes the cover, 1…2…Wayne kicks out! Menard grabs Wayne off the canvas and puts him in an abdominal stretch! He works over the midsection causing a ton of pain to the younger member of The Patriarchy which the crowd loves to see! Menard wrenches back on the hold and looks to do as much damage as possible as Wayne screams in pain! Nick manages to finally get an arm free and hits a series of elbow strikes to break free, but Menard explodes with a CLOTHESLINE! Menard makes the cover, 1…2…Wayne kicks out again!

MICHAEL COLE: Menard is doing a wonderful job so far adapting to singles competition!

WADE BARRETT: I agree with you, Cole, but this match isn’t done yet! Nick is just looking to find the right opportunity to impress Cage and take this one home!

Menard is back in control of the match, having a clear size and power advantage over Nick Wayne as he picks him up again and tosses him across the ring with ease! The crowd loves every moment of this destruction as he puts Wayne back into an abdominal stretch again! He doesn’t stop there, however, as he taunts his opponent by slapping him right on the booty repeatedly! The crowd goes wild for him punishing Wayne like his father never did and the scowl on Wayne’s face is very clear! Menard lifts Wayne up to his shoulder but gets an eye rake again and the referee doesn’t see it! Menard loses his grip on Wayne who smashes him with a chop block again to the back of his left leg! Wayne follows it up by running off the ropes and coming back with the HOUSE CALL to a kneeling Menard! Wayne makes the cover, 1…2…Menard kicks out! Menard tries to get back up after but Wayne frustratedly smashes him in the head with a knee and hooks both legs of Menard for the cover again, 1…2…Menard kicks out again!

MICHAEL COLE: Not enough to put Menard down!

WADE BARRETT: Ridiculous! The referee is counting slow!

Wayne grabs hold of both of Menard’s right arm and looks to do some damage as he twists the arm and looks to weaken it! Wayne does some limb manipulation and works over the joints of Menard even more! Menard goes to clock him, but Wayne has it scouted and kicks away the right arm of Menard before clocking him with an uppercut dropping him for the moment! Menard falls back down to the canvas as Wayne makes the cover, 1…2…Menard gets the shoulder up! Wayne makes a point to tell the referee to count faster and continues to attack the arm of Menard with a few kicks to it as he gets up! Nick keeps the pressure on Menard, looking to break him with some more work on the arm! He keeps on the attack by grabbing hold of his hand and bending the fingers and just when Menard looks like he might try to fight out of it he stomps the hand and fingers! Menard shouts in pain as Wayne gets loud boos from the live crowd and cackles to himself before smashing Menard with a vicious KNEE STRIKE! Wayne makes the cover, and the official gets into position! Wayne grabs the ropes nearby for extra leverage just out of view of the referee, 1…2…3! Wayne releases the pin and rolls out of the ring with a huge smile on his face as Menard immediately gets up holding his arm in pain but bewildered that he couldn’t kick out!



SAMANTHA IRVIN: Here is your winner, NIIICK WAAAAYNE!

MICHAEL COLE: He clearly had the ropes, Wade! This can’t be how Menard’s singles career starts off!

WADE BARRETT: He did well, Cole! He just wasn’t prepared for The Patriarchy’s expertise in all things! Wayne has been grinding to get to this point, I think it’s a well-deserved win in my opinion!

Matt Menard tries to talk to the referee, but he never actually spotted the blatant cheating. Menard, clearly upset, gets out of the ring to grab his vest off the floor. The fans try to reach out to Menard to show their support but he’s too lost wondering what happened that this one slipped away from him as he heads backstage.

As Wayne stands in the ring with his hand raised by the referee, his music cuts off and “Superkick Party” starts playing instead. Wayne and the rest of the Patriarchy at ringside turn their attention towards the ramp to see Nick and Matt Jackson appear and John Cena come strolling out right after them. The crowd starts booing immediately at the mere sight of the nWo Elite.

MICHAEL COLE: What the hell are these guys doing out here?

WADE BARRETT: It would seem as though they have something to say about this match we just saw.

MICHAEL COLE: I think I speak for everyone when I say that no one cares what these guys have to say!

WADE BARRETT: Hard to disagree with you there, Cole!

The music fades as Nick Jackson has a microphone in his hand.

NICK JACKSON: Wow. First of all, let me just congratulate you on a hard-fought match, Nick.

MATT JACKSON: Yeah, you really pulled out all the stops to beat known singles specialist wrestler, Matt Menard.

NICK JACKSON: Nick, I’m sure you think that you’re getting the best guidance possible with Christian there.

MATT JACKSON: A man who claims to be a father figure to you, but I want you to ask yourself something, Nick. What kind of fatherly advice is he giving you?

NICK JACKSON: Whatever it is, it’s not working. You should have made no work of Matt Menard but instead, you decided to make it look difficult.

Nick hands the microphone over to John as the crowd ramps up their booing to another level now.

JOHN CENA: Nick, you have a lot of potential in this business. You’re a man who could be born for greatness if you had the right leadership. I want you to take a look around you. Look at those men on the outside of the ring and I want you to know that those men are holding you back from your true potential. Those men are stunting your growth and development.

Christian is looking for a microphone at ringside but there’s not one to be found. He seems furious as Nick has his hands on his hips, staring up at the nWo Elite talking down to him.

JOHN CENA: I want to show you what’s possible, Nick. I want to show you what dominance looks like. That’s why next week, I’m going to step into that ring and take on Matt Menard myself and show you how it should have gone tonight. Watch closely next week, Nick. You might actually learn a thing or two for the first time in your life.

Cena hands the mic back to Nick Jackson.

NICK JACKSON: Oh, and don’t think we didn’t know about or forgot what you said about us last week, Christian. You want to run your mouth about the nWo Elite when you are not on our level. In the immortal words of Will Smith, keep our name out your motherfu - -

MATT JACKSON: What my brother is trying to say is that you all need to know your place. And if you don’t know where that place is, we will more than happily put you in it.

The Bucks drop the mic and walk off the stage with Cena to the backstage area. Christian rolls into the ring and puts his hand up on Nick Wayne’s shoulder as they talk amongst themselves.

MICHAEL COLE: The nWo Elite are making a recruitment pitch of some kind towards Nick Wayne.

WADE BARRETT: We’ve also got John Cena against Matt Menard next week on RAW.

MICHAEL COLE: Saying they’re going to set an example of Menard.

WADE BARRETT: Do you think Wayne will actually consider the offer?

MICHAEL COLE: If he’s smart, no.

As we cut from the previous segment, our cameras are greeted to what can only be described as a sight for sore eyes - - Daniel Garcia and Ricky Starks! The two are still riding high and mighty following their attack on Jey Uso last week, and after Jey’s challenge from earlier? You know Ricky Starks’ big mouth ahh had to respond. The two are dressed like polar opposites, with Ricky wearing designer everything down to the loafers while Garcia is dressed like he’s going grocery shopping at 3am with a wifebeater and gym shorts. It doesn’t take long for Ricky to start yapping.

RICKY STARKS: Main Event Jey Uso! We heard you running them swollen lips earlier tonight, so I guess we didn’t smack ‘em off your face like we thought we did. How unfortunate, not just for you - -but for everyone who had to sit through it! You cried about the numbers game, about us whooping your ass… isn’t that the name of the game around here? Isn’t that what we do as professionals? We beat people up, and little JJ just so happened to be the first target on the list. I wonder why that is.

Ricky begins to think in an over exaggerated way, even putting his hand on his chin. Garcia shrugs as if he doesn’t know the answer, but Ricky’s sarcastic yet inquisitive tone lets us know that he had the answer all along. Obviously, he’d know why they jumped Jey.

RICKY STARKS: Could it have something to do with his family legacy? Hmmmm, there’s that word again - - legacy. That word that I’ve spammed more times than a damn email since I’ve been here, and for good reason. We’re looking to make a name for ourselves, and would ya look at who's got one? You. A name you didn’t earn, a name that you were born with as a matter of fact. We weren’t afforded that luxury. We were afforded the luxury of talent, however, and we’re gonna show you that Main Event Jey Uso is another flavor-of-the-month that we’ll never see again. You challenged us to a match - you’re on. See how easy that was? Next week, live on RAW 25, we got Midcard Jey Uso versus… Daniel Garcia.

For the first time in this segment, you can REALLY hear the crowd. It was a light roar before, but the fans wanted Ricky to face Jey. He was the one who did the talking and led the attack, he needs to get what’s coming to him. The smiles that Ricky and Danny wear show this was the plan all along.

RICKY STARKS: And he’s gonna send you right back to where you belong.

The smug Garcia says his line with just the right amount of seriousness, despite how ridiculous it is.

DANIEL GARCIA: Saturday Night YEET!

The Cheshire Cat would be jealous at the grins on these two.

RICKY STARKS: What, did you think it was gonna be me? Haha, puh-lease. I’m a lover, Jey, not a fighter. But this one here? You’re gonna get an up close and personal experience that shows you exactly why they call him Red Death. And don’t get it twisted, I know it’s “Red” Death, but if you come out wearing all that blue you usually wear? He’ll give you the body to match.

Starks pats Garcia on the shoulder, whose smile has immediately washed away. All you see is the emptiness in his eyes, the blank face. Like a switch has been flipped. The complete contrast to Starks who has an even bigger smile now.

RICKY STARKS: Keep it loosey, Ucey!

Starks gives a little wave to the camera before walking off, leaving Garcia to stare directly into the camera. Directly at Jey Uso… until it fades to black, and we return to the commentary team.

MICHAEL COLE: What a blockbuster announcement, right here next week on Raw 25 - Main Event Jey Uso goes one on one with Daniel Garcia! You know I’m looking forward to seeing Jey get his hands on one of those two arrogant snobs in Starks and Garcia.

WADE BARRETT: A little decorum, Cole! We’re supposed to remain unbiased I was told!

Just when it seems the Fresno crowd’s cooling off, the sound of stormy waves roaring fills the Selland Arena. All eyes are immediately drawn to the entrance ramp as an eerie melody rises over the noise of an unseen stormy sea. It’s a few seconds before it becomes clear this is the same sound that heralded the return of the first Mae Young Classic winner. An audible buzz fills the air as a Japanese woman in an opalescent party dress steps out through the curtain.

WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome…Za Intercontinental Champion, KAIIIRIIIII!

She makes her proclamation just as the dramatic violins begin playing the opening of “Last Voyage” by Kuritaka. The lights lining the entrance ramp strobe and dance in time to the music. As the announcer steps out of view, KAIRI strides proudly out to the center of the stage in her full captain’s coat and hat. In place of her ship’s wheel, she holds the Women’s Intercontinental Championship high for all to see. As she nods dramatically, her face the very picture of steely determination, two women emerge behind her.

One is clearly Io Shirai, wearing a sleeveless entrance robe that matches her gear as well as an evocative black tiger mask. She pulls it off and throws her head back, grinning confidently for the fans. To her left stands a woman with an oversized hoodie hiding her identity; she stands there with her hands in her pockets, shoulders hunched noncommittally. With a nod to her associates, KAIRI marches her way down to the ring with the Women’s Intercontinental Championship clearly visible on her shoulder.

MICHAEL COLE: A huge welcome for the Women’s Intercontinental Champion from her crew here in Fresno tonight. And she’s got a crew of wrestlers with her as well!

WADE BARRETT: Well, the champion said she was creating a plan to deal with threats being made by the nWo Elite. It looks like she’s putting together a group of her own!

At ringside, the champion makes short work of climbing to one corner, where she holds the Women’s Intercontinental Championship up high. Io ascends the opposite one and holds her mask aloft as well. Their partner, however, just rolls under the bottom rope and goes to a third corner, falling back against the turnbuckles with her head hung. Seeming to not take notice of their apparent partner’s lack of enthusiasm, the two ex-Damage CTRL members hop down and head to the center of the ring. After a pair of mics roll in under the bottom rope, KAIRI grabs one and looks dead on toward the camera. Meanwhile the cheers of the live crowd bolster the champion’s confidence, drawing out a grin of her own.

KAIRI: Your Captain appreciates the welcome, Fresno! With everything that’s going on in WWE, it warms my heart to have your continued support. No matter how tough things get, I won’t stop fighting to be the champion you believed I could be. Whatever it takes, whatever I have to do, I’ll keep proving why I’m one of the best in the world. I will keep my promises to my crew too. That’s the kind of Captain I am.

There’s a pop from the crowd as KAIRI pauses to acknowledge them. For a moment she catches Io pacing out of the corner of her eye, but the champion shakes it off to continue.

KAIRI: To that end, I have some things to get off my treasure chest…well, maybe just chest.

Io takes that as a cue and steps forward with an extra annoyed expression on her face.

IO SHIRAI: Like the fact that that overrated human tower Megan Bayne and Lita can just show up and get a shot at Serena Deeb! Meanwhile the woman who never lost the belt’s an afterthought. Some - -

KAIRI shoots Io a dirty look, cutting off the Genius of the Sky’s protests.

KAIRI: IO.

Io does a double take at the aggression in KAIRI’s voice, and it’s enough for the Genius of the Sky to cede the proverbial podium to her friend. Meanwhile the shoulders of their mystery partner rise up and down as if she is laughing.

KAIRI: The point is, recently I promised you that I was working on a plan to help keep women’s wrestling in WWE free of a certain faction. A group of wrestlers who’ve fired warning shots at all of WWE. “nWo Elite”? Naming themselves after a group that threatened another company and then grew so big they collapsed under their own weight is a weird choice. But the threat their intentions pose is very real. So let me make this as clear as I possibly can.

She lowers the mic for moment to gather her thoughts.

KAIRI: I’ve never been a fan of stables, factions, units, whatever you call them. For most of my career, I’ve been able to sail across the seas from victory to victory as my own woman. When I finally did join one, it was more to hang out with my friends than out of any interest in that mutual strength. But when there’s such a big looming threat, dramatic action needs to be taken.

KAIRI looks to Io and nods solemnly.

KAIRI: Their tentacles aren’t wrapped around anyone in the best women’s division in the world yet of course. But we can’t wait for that to happen. As a fighting champion, I knew I - - we - - had to lead the defense. From this moment, we are all dedicated to protecting the place where anyone who works hard enough can get her hands on gold. We’ll be the ones to lead the fight, the ones to bleed or spill blood. Whatever it takes. We will make sure that NONE of the Women’s Championships fall into their hands.

She lifts the Women’s Intercontinental Championship high to another pop from the crowd and then finally motions to Io.

IO SHIRAI: It doesn’t matter who the hell they recruit - - Giulia and Old Man Ogawa, Dakota, even Serena Deeb herself. Because we’re going to contain and control the damage they do. We’ll push the drama over the limit to make sure no tired throwback ruins women’s wrestling. You’ve all seen what I can do. You’ve seen what KAIRI is doing as Women’s Intercontinental Champion. You know we can do exactly what we’re saying we can do. Try us if you want, but you’ll find out we’re queens of this ring - - and the only thing you can do is bow down.

KAIRI rolls her eyes at Io’s phrasing ever so slightly but then motions to the woman lounging in the corner.

KAIRI: This isn’t just a Sky Pirates reunion, either. Three sets of eyes is better than two when you’re sailing on a stormy sea. So, allow me to introduce you - - and those who threatened women’s wrestling - - to a familiar concept: the third woman. She might not look like much, but when the time’s right she’s going to show how far she’s come from just being a rookie entertainer. Maybe you’ve already seen her in a WWE ring! She’s our mysterious secret weapon. When it’s time, she’s going to make it showtime in this ring.

KAIRI nods to the woman in the corner, who just shrugs at being acknowledged. The only hint to her identity we get is the strand of dark hair peeking out from under her hoodie. Io shoots the third woman a look akin to the one KAIRI shot her. Meanwhile KAIRI returns her attention to the camera.

KAIRI: For now, though, there’s someone else who’s been begging for Za Champion’s attention. A woman who hides herself behind a filter while she takes potshots at me and my reign. Let me be clear about this, Toni: it doesn’t matter what clever words you speak, the only thing I feel about you is apathy. Those words are full of hot air - - just look at the results we’ve had. I won my first WWE singles title in six years and defended it against Jamie Hayter. You failed to get your hands on that briefcase and then decided you needed to fight battles to defend the sanctity of this title I proudly hold.

She shakes her head before giving her title a loving pat.

KAIRI: So what makes you think it’s Toni Time now? You are very good; I’ll give you that. But understand this: whether it’s you or someone else, even someone who thinks they’re Elite, my opponent will learn the meaning of “No Quarter Given”.

With that, she drops the mic and raises her belt again to a pop from the crowd, though there’s an underlying uneasiness after her fierce words. Io of course takes her spot next to the Women’s Intercontinental Champion, while the Third Woman shuffles forward and joins them. It’s that shot of the three of them that remains as the cameras go over to the commentary table.

MICHAEL COLE: Very strong words from our Women’s Intercontinental Champion!

WADE BARRETT: She’s ready to take on any and all challengers, she doesn’t care who they are!

MICHAEL COLE: Well we’re about to find out just who it’s going to be that will be the next woman to challenge KAIRI, as earlier tonight, Stephanie McMahon declared that the winner will face her at No Mercy. Let’s get this women’s division action underway!

”Somewhere in a Dream” by Mikey Rukus begins to play on the speakers and the crowd cheers as Toni Storm flounces out to the top of the stage. Looking out at the crowd with a grateful expression, Toni clutches her hand to her chest, moved by the cheers of the crowd as she begins to make her way down the ramp.



SAMANTHA IRVIN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and the winner will face KAIRI for the Women’s Intercontinental Championship at No Mercy! Introducing first, making her way to the ring, Timeless Toooniii Storrrrm!

MICHAEL COLE: For weeks now, Toni Storm has been trying to get KAIRI to meet her in the ring, but KAIRI has remained steadfast that Toni would need to earn the opportunity. And now, thanks to Stephanie McMahon, she has the chance to do just that!

WADE BARRETT: She has a lot of determination, Cole, that’s for sure. She’ll do everything in her power to try and come out with the win tonight, but she has to get through a dangerous opponent in Giulia to do it!

Getting to the bottom of the ramp, Toni walks over to the steel steps and glides up to the apron, entering the ring with a dramatic flourish. Walking to the center of the ring, Toni raises her arms in the air, soaking in the continued cheers of the crowd, before shrugging out of her robe and handing it off to the ringside attendant, as usual telling them to be careful with her precious silks. Swinging her arms back and forth to warm up, Toni turns her attention to the entrance area as her music fades out and “GLORIA” by WONDER of MUSIC begins to play. The crowd’s cheers turn to boos as Giulia makes her way out to the top of the ramp. Looking out at the crowd with a smirk, Giulia rolls her eyes and begins to walk down the ring, a vicious smile crossing her lips as she looks at Toni Storm.



SAMANTHA IRVIN: And her opponent, making her way to the ring, The Vicious Vipress, Giuuuliiiaaa!

MICHAEL COLE: Giulia had an impressive debut here two weeks ago on RAW when she defeated Io Shirai in a hotly contested matchup!

WADE BARRETT: We know that Io is no slouch in the ring but Giulia made it look easy! With a title opportunity on the line, I don’t think Giulia is going to be holding back here with Toni Storm!

Getting to the bottom of the ramp, Giulia pauses, her smile growing wider before she goes to the steel steps and slowly walks up to the apron. Entering the ring, she walks to the center and strikes a pose, seemingly basking in the boos the same way Toni was basking in the cheers. Suddenly, Giulia’s music is abruptly cut off as “Teenage Nosferatu Pussy” by Rob Zombie begins to play on the speakers. The crowd continues to boo as Jamie Hayter struts out, with classic Intercontinental Championship on her shoulder. Smirking at the crowd, Jamie adjusts the belt on her shoulder as she makes her way down the ramp. Both Giulia and Toni are watching intently as Jamie gets to the bottom of the ramp and walks around the side of the ring to the timekeeper’s area. She talks to them inaudibly for a moment and a chair is pulled out, opened up, and placed down for her. Satisfied, Jamie sits down in the chair and gives a mocking wave to the ladies as her music fades out.

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The bell rings, and Toni Storm is still staring at Jamie Hayter, putting her hands on her hips and yelling “who do you think you are?!” as Hayter just laughs and gives her another wave, before raising the classic Intercontinental Championship high in the air. Rolling her eyes, Toni turns around to see Giulia coming at her with a spinning heel kick! Toni quickly ducks the attempt, though, and with wide eyes, she clutches her hand to her chest before swooping in and rolling Giulia up with a schoolgirl pin! 1…2…Giulia kicks out!

MICHAEL COLE: Toni narrowly missed having her head taken off by Giulia and tried to end this one early!

WADE BARRETT: That may very well have been her only chance at victory too, Cole!

Toni is quick to her feet, but so is Giulia! Toni shows no fear, however, as she charges in and leaps up, taking Giulia down with a Lou Thesz Press! Delivering forearm shots to the face of The Vicious Vipress, Toni stands up and lets out a yell as the crowd rallies behind her with loud cheers. Before Toni can go any further, she notices Jamie Hayter at ringside, clapping her hands together in exaggerated fashion, with a big, sarcastic smile on her face. Clearly irritated, Toni walks over to the ropes and steps outside onto the apron, hopping down to the floor and walking over to where Jamie is seated. Once again putting her hands on her hips, Toni asks Jamie why she’s out here, but Hayter just smiles and shrugs her shoulders. Meanwhile, the referee is counting, and he’s now up to the number 4 as Toni realizes what’s going on! Shooting Jamie a scowl, Toni rushes back to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope, but as she does she’s met with a stomp to the back from Giulia!

MICHAEL COLE: Toni needs to focus less on Jamie and more on Giulia

WADE BARRETT: You’re right about that, Cole, she could wind up losing the championship opportunity she’s been so desperately wanting!

Toni falls flat on the mat from the stomp to her back and Giulia delivers another stomp for good measure, and then another! Reaching down and picking Toni up, Giulia hooks her arms under Toni’s and then lifts her up into the air and drives her into the mat with a Tiger Suplex! Giulia keeps Toni’s shoulders down on the mat as she bridges her body up and turns this into a pin attempt, 1…2…Toni gets the shoulder up! Giulia smacks the mat in annoyance as she stands up and she watches with narrowed eyes as Toni starts to get up. Once Toni is on her feet, Giulia comes rushing in, looking to hit a Bicycle Kick, but much like earlier, Toni ducks the attempt! Giulia loses her balance and stumbles, and Toni grabs her around the head, running and driving Giulia’s face into the mat with a bulldog!

MICHAEL COLE: Toni Storm has taken control once again!

WADE BARRETT: She needs to stay on it this time if she wants to have a shot at winning!

Toni gets to her feet and raises her arms in a triumphant fashion as the crowd cheers her on. They aren’t the only ones cheering for her, however, as Jamie Hayter is now standing up, clapping loudly and yelling in support of Toni, the sarcastic smile on her face once again. Narrowing her eyes, Toni walks over to the ropes and points at Jamie, telling her to get her unpleasant stank out of her arena! Jamie stops clapping and puts her hand to her chest in mock offense, before she laughs again and blows a mocking kiss to Toni and gives her yet another wave. Toni shakes her head in disgust and turns around only to be met with a successful spinning heel kick by Giulia! The Vicious Vipress isn’t done, however, as she picks Toni back up, lifts her in the air, and spins her around, driving her head first into the mat with the Glorious Driver! Toni is out as Giulia goes for the pin, 1…2…3! Giulia is going to No Mercy!



SAMANTHA IRVIN: Here is your winner, The Vicious Vipress, GIUUULIIAAA!

MICHAEL COLE: Giulia has done it, she’s going to No Mercy to challenge KAIRI!

WADE BARRETT: Toni Storm let Jamie Hayter cause too much distraction, and it cost her in a big way. Now, Giulia has Toni’s golden opportunity!

”GLORIA” begins playing on the speakers once again and the crowd erupts into loud boos as Giulia gets to her feet. As the referee raises her hand in the air, GIulia smirks at the crowd booing her, as she shrugs her shoulders and then pulls her arm away from the referee, motioning around her waist to signal that she intends to capture the Women’s Intercontinental Championship. Walking to the ropes, Giulia exits the ring and hops down to the floor, walking up the ramp towards the back. Meanwhile, Jamie Hayter stands up, satisfied with herself, as she slings the classic Intercontinental Championship over her shoulder and walks around the side of the ring, watching Toni with a smirk. She pauses at the bottom of the ramp and watches as Toni begins to stir, she sees Jamie standing there and scowls at her as she begins to tremble with anger. Jamie just laughs and shakes her head, before turning and walking up to the back, leaving Toni to be tended to by the official.

The cameras catch up to Byron Saxton standing backstage, microphone in hand.



BYRON SAXTON: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time... Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, the Motor City Machine Guns.

The two in question shuffle forward somewhat to get into the frame; both offering Byron a welcoming nod of the head.

BYRON SAXTON: Alex, Chris... last week, we saw you head on down to the ring and accept a challenge from the current WWE Tag Team Champions CM Punk and Stevie Richards. Now that is a dream match for sure and - -

Alex holds a hand up, stopping Byron in his tracks.

ALEX SHELLEY: I know and trust me; we couldn't be happier about that. We want the fans to look forward to it as much as we do. And honestly, we're stoked about it. CM Punk called it a dream match and that's exactly what it is, for everybody involved. Since we joined the WWE, facing the Best Tag Team in the World was a goal. Of course it was. Facing a team like that who actually can live up to that name, for the most part at least, is the goal. Beating them? Even better. That's more than just a bonus because we came here to become WWE Tag Team Champions. We are aware that won't be an easy task, though...

CHRIS SABIN: I mean, is that just a name? Or can they go ahead and prove it up against us? That's what we're destined to find out at No Mercy. Who is the best tag team that the WWE has to offer at this point? The Tag Team Championships are going to be what decides that for us.

Byron nods along with his words.

BYRON SAXTON: Now, you spoke of mutual respect for one another last week. That's not something we see too often in this business.

ALEX SHELLEY: That's true. It truly is lacking, and I mean that in a genuine way. It's easy to say the word respect but it's thrown around too often to always maintain solid meaning. But to us, this whole situation is just refreshing. It's an honor to finally be part of something that's more based off of mutual respect. So far, we've really only dealt with one team and it's one that was a rivalry filled with disrespect and plenty of animosity... so yeah, this is a welcome change.

CHRIS SABIN: So to finally be able to move on, as Alex said, is refreshing. It's nice to just be able to enjoy what you're doing and not have to constantly watch your backs.

Chris exaggerates the movement of turning around, as to look over his shoulder before he turns back.

CHRIS SABIN: As Alex said, this is a welcome change, even if the match itself, when it rolls around, is going to be equally as competitive as our last.

BYRON SAXTON: And would you say that, at this point, you're confident in your chances?

ALEX SHELLEY: I don't see why we shouldn't be. CM Punk and Stevie Richards have been dominant so far and we love that for them. Problem is, they haven't faced us yet and that's really going to find them out. If they can ultimately hand us our first tag team loss, we won't hesitate to shake their hands post-match out of respect.

CHRIS SABIN: And as long as we can have the absolute greatest match possible for not only ourselves but the fans, we'll be happy. That's what being the real best is all about.

Byron nods in response before starting to wrap things up.

BYRON SAXTON: Well, thank you for your time, fellas and as always, good luck!

CHRIS SABIN: We don't need luck, Byron.

Chris reaches out to pat him on the shoulder as the Machine Guns turn and wander off of the scene and the cameras go back to ringside.

MICHAEL COLE: The Motor City Machine guns calling out the tag team champs and it seems as though those two teams are on a collision course with one another.

WADE BARRETT: The Guns want to try their hand at dethroning the old guard here in the WWE.

MICHAEL COLE: Well, coming up next is our main event. Serena Deeb has been women’s champion for over 168 days at this point. She has a challenge tonight with a member of The Blueprint in Megan Bayne.

”Switchblade” hits the P.A. system and the crowd comes to their collective feet as Serena Deeb appears at the top of the ramp. She holds the championship up towards the crowd and as usual, she has a serious and determined demeanor on her face as she starts to make her way towards the ring.



SAMANTHA IRVIN: Our next contest is tonight’s maiiiiiinnnnn event! Introducing first, the WWE Women’s Champion, “The Assassin” Sereeenaaa Deeeeeeb!

MICHAEL COLE: Serena Deeb seems to be representing Bullet Club Red lately all on her own.

WADE BARRETT: I’m not too upset that McAfee and Jay White have gone MIA on her and everyone else.

MICHAEL COLE: Still, Serena is out here and having to carry the flag for all of Bullet Club Red.

”Exhumed” plays over the P.A. system now as the crowd turns their attention towards the top of the ramp. Megan Bayne appears and Stokely Hathaway is close behind her as they make their way down the ramp.



SAMANTHA IRVIN: And her opponent, from East Haven, Connecticut. Being accompanied by Stokely Hathaway. The Megasus, Megan Bayyyyyne!

MICHAEL COLE: Bayne is a real question mark here tonight. We haven’t really seen a lot of her since The Blueprint came to WWE.

WADE BARRETT: Listen Cole, she’s got the size and the tools to make some noise. If Stokely can keep her on the right path.

MICHAEL COLE: This is Stokely we’re talking about though.

Bayne steps into the ring and Stokely is in behind her, slipping in front of her and pointing at the championship belt that Deeb is holding in her hand. Hathaway nods his head and then points at Bayne’s waist saying that’s where the title is going.

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The two women stand across the ring from one another, not breaking eye contact. The referee asks Stokely to leave the ring and he obliges, stepping through the ropes to the outside. Deeb hands the belt to the referee and they display the championship to the crowd as the WWE Women’s Championship graphic shows up on the screen for those watching at home. The ref checks in on both women and is looking to get this one underway. The arena is buzzing with anticipation as the ring introductions conclude for the Women's Championship match between the champion, Serena Deeb and Megan Bayne. The camera pans across the enthusiastic fans before focusing on the ring, where the lights suddenly dim, and a spotlight shines on the entrance ramp. A seemingly too familiar voice echoes throughout the speakers in the arena as The Personal Concierge makes his presence known!

MICHAEL COLE: What the heck is going on here? The Personal Concierge is here?

WADE BARRETT: I’m not quite sure, Cole. This is confusing to me as well.

THE PERSONAL CONCIERGE: Don't ring that bell, don't ring that bell just yet! Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight is a special night, here on RAW! We are about to see one of the greatest women's spectacles in WWE History! But I'm not talking about the has-beens in the ring, I'm talking about a guest, who I have the honor of introducing to the ring each and every single night!

The crowd knows exactly who's coming out, and do not appreciate the disrespect that the Personal Concierge is showing for the upcoming bout, but he flashes a signature smirk and continues to speak.

THE PERSONAL CONCIERGE: This guest is no ordinary spectator, oh no. She’s a woman of sophistication, grace, and undeniable allure. She’s traveled from the heights of exclusivity to grace us with her presence this evening. From her own personal VIP booth, high above the arena and away from all of you scumbags here in California, please welcome… the one, the ONLY... 𝒜𝓈𝒽 𝒷𝓎 𝐸𝓁𝑒𝑔𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒!



A spotlight moves up into the rafters, as Ash By Elegance moves into the light, she dazzles the viewers, dressed to the nines in a gorgeous, expensive, shimmering gown, She gives a pathetic wave to the people of California. As expected from Ash, she exudes grandeur, mystery and most importantly vanity. She takes her seat and gestures towards Deeb and Bayne, her confidence is overwhelming for somebody who has just touched down in the company to be making such a bold proclamation to two of its biggest stars.



MICHAEL COLE: Okay, Ash by Elegance has decided to get a 30,000 foot view of this championship match here tonight.

WADE BARRETT: How much scouting can she do from up there? Everyone must look like ants from that high.

MICHAEL COLE: Anything Ash by Elegance can do to avoid being around the people it would seem. All that aside, we have a championship match about to get started here.

The referee has waited long enough and calls for the bell as this one gets underway. Deeb looks to circle the ring before a lock up but Bayne goes right in towards the champion, trying to grab her. Bayne by no means is a huge woman but she’s certainly large for the people in the women’s division. And she certainly has a significant size advantage over Deeb. She tries to grab Serena but the champion ducks under her and hits the ropes behind Bayne. She comes running back towards Megan but Bayne drops her shoulder down and drills Deeb right in the chest, knocking her down to the mat. Megan reaches down to pull Deeb back up but Serena rolls out of the way and springs back up to her feet quickly. Deeb tries to use some quick strikes to take down Bayne’s defenses but the strikes hardly do any kind of damage. They’re seemingly shrugged off by the bigger challenger. Deeb ducks under another grab attempt but Bayne is ready for that and swipes back with her other arm, drilling Deeb in the chest and knocking her backwards. As Serena grabs at her chest, Bayne grabs her and hoists her up, holding her on her side, spinning and dropping her down with a big swinging side slam! The crowd gasps at the speed and impact of the move as Deeb grabs at her back.

MICHAEL COLE: Oh my, Wade. That was quite a move from Bayne. The champion has her hands full here.

WADE BARRETT: Bayne is too big for Serena to mess around with here in the early going. She’s going to have to find another plan of attack.

Stokely yells from outside to keep the attack up on the champion. Bayne stands back up to her feet, reaching down to grab Serena but the champ once again rolls out of the way, crawling back up to her feet as well. Bayne lunches at her but Deeb ducks under it, running towards the ropes again behind Megan. She comes off and this time drives a dropkick into the Megasus’ right leg and knee area, taking her down to one knee. Now it’s a series of kicks to the hip and thigh area as Bayne tries to get back to her feet. Deeb tries to keep the attack up with a spinning back kick towards Bayne’s shoulder, staggering her a bit. Serena tries to measure her opponent and get an idea for her next move. She runs towards the ropes but as she does, Megan rises up to her feet and lifts her foot up, drilling Serena in the face with a BIG BOOT right to Serena’s jaw and face, taking her down to the mat in a heap. Bayne goes for the cover but Deeb somehow gets a shoulder up on two. Megan keeps the attack going though. She’s not going to let Serena rest. She pulls the champ back up by her hair and rears back, driving her head into her for a big headbutt. Deeb goes down to her knees and is holding her head as Bayne pulls her up by her hair again, spinning her around and hoisting her up and back with a release German suplex! Deeb lands next to the ropes and her body slides under the ropes to the outside as Bayne throws her hands up in celebration.

WADE BARRETT: Look at that strength! What is Deeb going to do?

MICHAEL COLE: Megan Bayne has been ready for Serena Deeb from the opening bell. A really impressive showing against the champ.

Bayne steps through the ropes and off the apron to the floor. Deeb has grabbed the ringside barricade and is using it to pull herself back up to her feet. As Bayne gets to her, Deeb turns and grabs at Megan’s chest, pulling her towards her and ducking, sending Bayne right into the ringside railing! Bayne’s chest and shoulder crash into the railing with a loud thud. Deeb scrambles back to her feet and locks in a sleeper hold from behind! She’s got it locked in tight with her arm right down around Bayne’s throat. The referee’s count is at four as Bayne is clearly reeling from the barricade collision. As the referee gets to six, Deeb lets go of the sleeper and rolls into the ring.

MICHAEL COLE: Serena had that sleeper hold locked in on the outside! She may try and get this win by countout!

WADE BARRETT: Any way you can get the job done I suppose.

The referee’s count is at nine and Serena sees Bayne’s arm draped up over the apron of the ring and she stands up, pulling herself into it. Serena shakes her head as the challenger just beats the ten count to make it back. Megan is not quick to her feet though and Deeb tries to stay on the attack. She goes and starts working the head and shoulders again with a full nelson hold. Deeb is only able to keep it locked in for a short amount of time as Bayne is just too powerful for her. Bayne breaks the hold and whips her arms down, freeing herself. She turns and grabs Deeb around the neck with both hands, hoisting her off the mat and looks for a chokebomb move but Deeb knees her in the chest once, twice and then a third time to get Bayne to release the vice grip around her neck. Bayne grabs at her chest as Deeb sticks her head under Megan’s arm. She bends down and tries to lift Bayne up and over and does so, taking Bayne up and over for a Northern Lights suplex! Bayne crashes into the mat hard! Deeb is slow to recover after that effort to get the challenger up but she crawls over, making the pin. 1….2….No! Bayne gets a shoulder up!

MICHAEL COLE: Serena Deeb may have used every ounce of energy she had left on that suplex.

WADE BARRETT: And it still wasn’t enough!

Deeb looks emotionally defeated as she sits next to the challenger. Bayne starts to stir and get back to her feet. Outside of the ring, Stokely Hathaway grabs a steel chair and slides it into the ring! Bayne is up to her feet and she immediately grabs the chair. Deeb turns to see her challenger holding a steel chair. The referee steps in between them though and grabs the chair. Bayne won’t let go of it though. The referee fights with Bayne over the chair as in the corner, behind the referee’s back, Stokely is up on the apron and pulling the padding off the turnbuckle corner! The referee doesn’t see that the padding has been taken off the top turnbuckle and as Stokely jumps off the apron, Bayne gives the referee the chair and lets them dispose of it. As the ref is getting rid of the chair, Bayne pokes Deeb in the eyes and then rakes at them, blinding the champion. Bayne grabs Deeb by the hair and rushes her towards the exposed turnbuckle but Deeb is able to get her hands up on the top rope and stop her face from colliding with the exposed steel. Deeb ducks under and bounces off the ropes but as she runs back towards Bayne, Megan hoists her up and looks to hit The Fall of Olympus! Before she can spin Deeb around for the facebuster, the champion slips out and slides down Bayne’s back. She grabs the challenger from behind and shoves her forward, rushing her towards the corner. Bayne’s face collides with the exposed steel turnbuckle and she staggers back. Deeb rolls her up from behind and pulls it tight! 1..2…3! She got her!



SAMANTHA IRVIN: Here is your winner, and STIIILL the WWE Women’s Champion, The Assassin, SEREEENAAA DEEEEEEB!

MICHAEL COLE: Stokely Hathaway exposed the turnbuckle and it backfired in the worst possible way!

WADE BARRETT: I don’t think that was part of the plan!

MICHAEL COLE: Bayne gave the champion everything she wanted here tonight, but Serena Deeb found a way to win and retain the championship once again.

As the bell rings, the crowd immediately shoot up to their feet in unison at the show of wit by the still-Champion, Serena Deeb. Deeb gets to her feet and is handed her Championship by the official. Deeb gets herself situated before the official grabs her by the wrist and raises her arm in victory as her theme plays in the background. She takes a few peaks back at the semi-stirring Bayne, who chooses to roll out of the ring at the request of Stokely Hathaway, the little man yelling at ringside. It doesn’t phase Serena at all, who is too busy celebrating her victory over the newcomer here tonight… but not for long. The ringside yelling turns into yelling through the speaker system in the arena.

STOKELY HATHAWAY: Oh bravo, everybody clap it up for your Women’s Cheat-pion, Serena DWEEB!

MICHAEL COLE: That’s horrible! Who gave this clown a microphone?

STOKELY HATHAWAY: You big cheat! You all saw it! Hashtag TurnbuckleGate! Get it trending! Because that proves everything we’ve been saying about you! Not only are you stopping this division from taking the steps it needs to succeed - you’re not exactly a spring chicken anymore. But we are about to bounce your ass on outta here!

Spring? Bounce? Nobody in the arena knows if people are booing the joke or Stokely. Personally I was saying boo-urns. Deeb even looks like she’s going to get out of the ring and deal with Stokely herself, yet it doesn’t bother Stoke. He was born in hate, molded by it. He’s also halfway up the ramp by now.

STOKELY HATHAWAY: Even with how you won - - I, Stokely Hathaway - - am a man of my word. You took your time and used some shortcuts, sure… but you’re not at the top of the mountain yet though, girl! Almost though, almost! It’s just a shame that at No Mercy, you are about to fly through the sky like Vic Grimes off that damn mountain - -RIP to New Jack!

MICHAEL COLE: New Jack?! Can you even say his name on this program?

WADE BARRETT: Cole, hush. Stokely is about to announce the match of the milenia!

STOKELY HATHAWAY: Because AT No Mercy, as agreed upon before tonight’s main event was booked… in one corner you have the WWE - -air quotes - - Women’s World Champion, Serena Deeb…

Before Stokely can make the announcement, the WWE Universe lets Serena know how much they love her. Hathaway hops all over that though.

STOKELY HATHAWAY: Oh, stop glazing! And in the other corner, the woman who is about to Sparta Kick her off the side of Metaphor Mountain and become the NEW WWE Women’s World Champion - - no air quotes - - MERCEDES MONÉ!

”Sky’s The Limit (Remix)” begins to blare over the speaker system which gets a very not-so-ecstatic reaction from our Women’s Champion in the ring. Also from the fans, you can’t forget them. They’re too loud with their booing and shouting of insults. As the music plays on and Stokely can be seen telling the crowd to chant for Mercedes, finally Miss Moné walks out onto the stage - - and she is repping The blueprint to death. Blue wig, blue bodysuit, blue lipstick. Her cousin Snoop would be proud. As soon as Serena has her sights on Mercedes, she tells her to come down to the ring. Probably so they can have a chat? Mercedes begins to talk trash and point to Serena, prompting the Women’s Champion to raise the title she successfully defended tonight. That’s followed up by open arms, which is an invitation to fight.

WADE BARRETT: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, MICHAEL! And it just happened right before our eyes! Mercedes Mone, Serena Deeb, Women’s Championship on the line at No Mercy! It’s just been made official by Stokely Hathawa - -

MICHAEL COLE: Do you listen to yourself?! That doesn’t mean it’s official, look who it’s coming from!

WADE BARRETT: Then I guess the people watching will just have to tune in next week to see if I’m right or you’re wrong!

MICHAEL COLE: What - -

WADE BARRETT: From Michael Cole and Wade Barrett, this has been Monday Night Raw! We’ll see you next week!

The show goes off the air with a half-and-half screen. On the left side, we see Mercedes standing atop the ramp with Stokely attending to the Monster Megan in the background. Mercedes is running her mouth at Deeb, who is on the right screen. Deeb isn’t saying nearly as much as Mercedes with her words, but she holds her head extremely high after tonight’s victory - - and she holds the WWE Women’s Championship even higher as we fade to black.