Sex Ferguson

Wrestler's Name: Sex Ferguson
Nicknames: "The Good Brother"
Hometown: The Territories
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 290 pounds
Alignment: Man of the People
Character's Color Code: SEX FERGUSON:
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Wrestling Style: Ol Brother Brawler
Manager/Valet: The cheapest beer you can get your hands on
Preferred Method of Payment: If it don't come in a white envelope and it cannot be rolled up to snort drugs, I do not accept it for pay.
Entrance Music: "Still of the Night" by Whitesnake - that gets 'em primed up, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
5-10 Favorite Moves: Brother Sex is here to sloooow it down. No fancy highspots or flippy-doo's when Sex Ferguson is in the ring. He's gonna grab a headlock and work it for 27 minutes and TELL A STORY, KID.
- Suplex
- Delayed Suplex [if not out of breath]
- Scoop Slam
- Big Boot
- Bear Hug
- Forearm Clubs
- Lariato [it's got a little extra umph because he owns a Ribera jacket]
- I ain't bumpin' for ya, pal.

Finisher(s): Chokeslam [This was my finish looong before that Mark kid was doin the zombie gimmick. He stole it from me and never gave me a single penny for it, the undead prick!]

Biography: "DON'T YOU FUCKIN' KNOW WHO I AM, PAL?

Why, god damn, I've worked programs with Randy Poffo in Continental! I used to tag with Texas Red in World Class! I'm one of the best god damn PROFESSIONAL WRASSLERS walkin' this planet! I'm Sex Ferguson and I'm comin' to the DOUBLE-YOU DOUBLE-YOU E real soon. So, to you all rats out there, you better start trimm --"

I'll take it from here, Sex.

He's abrasive, loud, obnoxious, a little belligerent, but god damn if he isn't a hell of a hand in that ring. Sex Ferguson is a certifiable legend in this business. He's seen it all, and done it all. Well, not really done it all. But, he knows a lot of guys who have done it all!

Some say he's a throwback to the wrestlers of the 80's. Others say he's a relic from a different era that never grew up. But everyone can agree that Sex Ferguson is an absolute fucking moron.

Sex Ferguson has been working in The Maritimes territory for the last 17 years as the top babyface, but he lost a Loser Leaves Town match and had to vamoose out of town. Luckily for him, after anywhere between 30-40 years in the business, Sex Ferguson finally got the call from New York, and he's headed to the show! Sex Ferguson has signed a deal with the WWE and may God help the lawyers that WWE has on retainer.