Camera cuts backstage where we find the newest signee to the WWE, Kenny Omega! Yes you read that right, and the pop from the crowd in the arena confirms their excitement. Since we last seen Kenny, he flew here this morning, met with execs and put his signature to his brand new WWE contract. It is official, no turning back. Sorry CM Punk, but THIS is when hell froze over. After taking a moment to meet everyone, Kenny decided there was one more group of people he wanted to meet... the WWE Universe. And what better way to introduce himself to the fans than by doing what Kenny does best? So now we are here, with Kenny in his ring gear, pacing back and forth in his ring gear, mere moments from finally appearing in front of a WWE camera for the first time. So much to process, so much to comprehend. In moments like this, one must lock in, there really can't be any distractions- KENNY OMEGA: Wait what are you doing here?
And... Kenny has been distracted. The sight in front of him is enough to stop Omega dead in his tracks with a face of sheer shock! What is said sight? The camera pans out to reveal The Nature Boy in all his tailored suit and Rolex glory, Ric Flair! Flair draws a slight pop from the crowd himself as it has been a minute since he was seen as well. What is going on? Flair seems to have an idea, as he has that famous Flair grin from ear to ear. RIC FLAIR: Well I'll be! The rumors are true! Kenny Omega decided to show up where the big boys play!
KENNY OMEGA: I think your age is really showing, well more than it normally does. Because I swear you just quoted WCW when thinking about WWE.
RIC FLAIR: Small things! But fact is... here he is himself! Kenny! Omega! Woooo!
Ric prances like a race horse back and forth, slapping his biceps back and forth, Kenny stands there trying to soak all this in, he is mere moments from wrestling his first match since God knows when, and he is doing it for the WWE nonetheless. He had to get to the bottom of this and quick.KENNY OMEGA: Yes, I am here, in the WWE. Well aware how shocking this is, but what does this have to do with
you?Flair finally stops, like he has been waiting for Kenny to ask that question this entire time, his face illuminates back into that grin. RIC FLAIR: Well as you know, Triple H is my main man! Me and The Game go way back, traveling these roads together in the
greatest stable of all time, Evolution! No one can stop us then, we-
KENNY OMEGA: R-Ric! Please get to the point I literally don't have time for the history lesson.
RIC FLAIR: Okay! So Hunter, that's my guy! And he called me this week as we chat from time to time, and during that call he let word out that he finally did it! He finally landed the biggest out in the sea that seemed destined to never swim in WWE waters! He told me you would be here, in Salt Lake City here to sign that WWE deal! Wooooo!
Kenny nods along, behind Flair, he can see people lining up to film this moment. Like a cameraman and someone he would assume works for the WWE social media team with their phone out. His match is any minute now.
KENNY OMEGA: Okay, once again, it says why
I am here in Utah, why are
you here in Utah, Ric?
RIC FLAIR: Well, once I heard you were going to be here, signed sealed and delivered! I too, had to make it to Utah. After all I can work for WWE anytime thanks to that Legends contract. And what better way to return to work... as the advisor to WWE's newest star, The Cleaner himself, Kenny Omega!
Omega's eyes nearly leave his skull. Ric wants to do what!? He HAS to be kidding, right? Ric Flair, yes that Ric Flair... Advisor to Kenny Omega? What the hell? And why the hell? Kenny chuckles as he shakes his head a bit. Maybe he is a little stress and heard him wrong. KENNY OMEGA: You know, for a minute I thought you said you wanted to advise me...
RIC FLAIR: That's
exactly what I said, Kenny!
Nope, he heard right... Kenny is borderline franticKENNY OMEGA: Ric, I am mere moments from making my first ever appearance in a WWE arena, on a WWE show. There are plenty who were skeptical this would
happen, much less me
exceeding in this moment. And right now, you are asking me to be my advisor. What the fu-
RIC FLAIR: Whoa! That language does not fly here!
Face in palm, Omega can't help but to be lost in this moment, but Ric pats him on the back. RIC FLAIR: Ah, don't sweat it Kenny! Nothing is set in stone yet. We can talk! But here is just a small sample size of what I provide... Girls!
Flair claps and walking into the frame... are two, rather curvy women in a maid outfit that does not leave much to the imagination, brooms in their hand. Omega's jaw drops. As Flair looks them up and down with a grin on his face. KENNY OMEGA: And who are they! Is that allowed but not language, they're about to pop out their clothes! What in the Attitude Era!
RIC FLAIR: It's great right? I know you are The Cleaner! And during these entrances, you liked to have your Cleaner Girls from time to time! I figure you did not have time to gather any, so I took the time to do it for you!
KENNY OMEGA: And
where did you meet these women, Ric?
RIC FLAIR: At a little place in Salt Lake City called The Stroke!
KENNY OMEGA: The
what?
RIC FLAIR: The Stroke! Which is funny because I haven't got to introduce them to mines... yet! Wooo!
Ric wraps an arm around Kenny who lets out a deep sigh. The women just smile and giggle between themselves. KENNY OMEGA: Ric, I can't be dealing with this right now, I have to-
Before he can continue, off inside the arena Kenny can hear the ringing of the bell on the other side of the curtain. The next match is about to start, his match. It is showtime!KENNY OMEGA: I actually have to go compete now... Crap!
RIC FLAIR: You go do what you do, Kenny! Amaze the crowd! We can finish this later. Besides the girls are already paid for this... my treat!
Flair nudges Kenny to the curtain, as Ric is right. It really is no point on going back and forth anymore. It is time to compete. Once again, Kenny sighs as he begins to walk that way. KENNY OMEGA: Well, let's go girls. This is unbelievable! Ric, his stripper friends. And now I gotta go take on one of the greatest high flyers in the world in Matt Sydal, this is a lot!
One of the workers lined up overhears Kenny, and quickly whispers something inside of Omega's ear, which causes Kenny to look at the stagehand in confusion.KENNY OMEGA: Wait, what the hell you mean it is
Mike Sydal? Not Matt?
Before he can continue, "Battle Cry" begins it's slow build inside the arena as the place begins to buzz. Kenny knows he has to push everything else aside other than the task at hand, as he must focus. The drums and bass slowly begins to build as the song almost hits his crescendo as Kenny walks up the steps, taking a deep breath and closing his eyes. The eternity turned into seconds now. "Are you ready for this!?" Little V asks as his theme goes into full riff and here he goes! Pulling the curtain aside, Kenny Omega finally steps out in front of the WWE Universe! The roof damn near explodes off the place as Kenny takes a moment to soak in the adulation. Those Cleaner Girls Flair had hired appears along side Kenny as well, one on each side of him, dancing with their brooms. Kenny is so locked in he barely notices them as he begins to make his way down the ramp, doing his signature throat slash. BETH PHOENIX: Well we heard much speculation over the last week but it seems the rumors are true! The impossible has happened, Kenny Omega is in WWE!
MAURO RANALLO: Indeed so, Beth! After years and years of talks, WWE has landed The Best Bout Machine! And we get him here to compete tonight!
BETH PHOENIX: What a treat for those who showed up to Heat! You never know what can happen at a WWE event! Kenny looks to be in great shape! Although his choice in company is rather... let's say out there
MAURO RANALLO: Hey! I don't mind these Cleaner Girls not one bit!
MIKE ROME: And now! Making his way to the ring! From Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada! The Cleaner....
Kenny Omega!The crowd roars once again as Kenny is at the base of the ring, hands on his hips as he takes a moment to look around the arena before climbing the steps. In ring waiting is Mike Sydal, not Matt. Ready to get this match going.KENNY OMEGA VS. MIKE SYDAL
SINGLES MATCH
The music dies as Kenny Omega is in the ring staring across to his opponent Mike Sydal as the referee calls for the bell! The crowd roars in appreciate of seeing history unfold tonight as the two competitors circle one another. "Let's go Kenny" chant breaks out as the two engage in a elbow collar tie up. After jockeying for position for a moment, Kenny is able to power Sydal into the corner! The referee begins his count but it is not long before Kenny breaks the engagement! He backs up, clearly feeding off this raucous energy! Omega has a grin, and rubs his hand through Sydal's hair in an effort to big league him. Kenny is clearly feeling levels above him at the moment. He still has it. Sydal looks slightly agitated as the two began to circle one another once again. Kenny once again goes for a tie up, and is met with a punch to the face! The punch knocks him off his feet as Sedan begins to deliver kicks to the downed opponent! The crowd boos, as Kenny is looking to regain himself, clearly rocked by the strike as he tries to shield from the kicks.
BETH PHOENIX: What a right hand by Sydal there! Clearly he did not like Kenny Omega trying to show him up!
MAURO RANALLO: Omega was rocked! And he better get it together quick or all the love will quickly change if he was to lose here in his debut!
Sydal delivers a few more stomps before he picks Omega up and pushes him into the corner. Mike then delivers a couple well measured boots to the gut of Kenny before whipping him to the adjacent corner. He takes a second to tell the crowd how he fews which leads to more boos, before he charges ahead looking for a corner clothesline... that comes up empty! Kenny moves at the last second, as Sydal CRASHES into the turnbuckles. Not wasting a moment, Kenny slides behind his staggered opponent who enters right into Omega's clothes and his hit with a beautiful dragon suplex! Such speed and force as Mike Sydal lands on the back of neck and head and rolls back as Kenny Omega is quickly back to his feet. The face has changed, Kenny is in the zone now. He can sense the kill. Aiming at his target, which is a groggy Sydal rising to his feet. Omega fires, "Bang!" he along with everyone in attendance goes as he charges and hits a nasty looking V Trigger! Once again Kenny does not waste time as he pulls Sydal, placing him in a standing head scissor as he hooks the arms and plants Mike with a butterfly piledriver! Kenny is a machine at this moment, as once again he's back to his feet as he drags Mike Sydal up, dragging the prone body on his shoulders. The crowd stirs as they can sense what's coming. Never thought we would see this in WWE...but here we are! As Kenny reaches up and pulls Sydal down as he falls slamming him down with the One Winged Angel! This one is all over as Kenny hooks the legs and the referee counts 1..2..3!
WINNER
KENNY OMEGA
PINFALL 3:43