Post by Saturday Night's Main Event on Nov 9, 2024 22:05:17 GMT -5
Saturday Night's Main Event
November 9, 2024
Madison Square Garden
New York, New York
As the opening video package ends, pyro explodes on the stage as the crowd in New York City is erupting in cheers. The cameras pan through the crowd, showing off various signs reading things like “Omega is WWE”, “nWo D-Elite”, “Hayterade” and more. After doing a pan of the historic Madison Square Garden, the cameras settle in on the commentary table where we see the team of Michael Cole and Wade Barrett.
MICHAEL COLE: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to welcome you once again to the greatest event of any Saturday night! We welcome you to the second episode of Saturday Night’s Main Event! I'm Michael Cole, joined as always by Wade Barrett. Wade, this whole nWo Elite faction has been getting out of control hasn’t it?
WADE BARRETT: Well, that’s kind of their goal isn’t it? To make things out of control in the WWE so that the nWo Elite is the only controlling power left to take over or take down the company, isn’t it?
MICHAEL COLE: Well tonight, they plan on making things a little more out of control by taking down one of management's best prospects in Kenny Omega. His own best friend looks to take him out of the game tonight!
WADE BARRETT: And if I were a betting man, I’d say taking out Kenny is just the beginning. I think they’ve got plans that we don’t know about yet! Because later on tonight we’ll see if Dakota Kai can hold onto her WWE Women’s Championship when she takes on Rhea Ripley!
MICHAEL COLE: Surely they’ve got some sort of dastardly plans in place to make sure things go their way! But they aren’t the only ones, because Hayter seems to have a plan in mind for ending Becky Lynch once and for all!
WADE BARRETT: Lynch is a tough nut to crack, if Hayter hopes to take her out of the game she’s going to need to bring her best tonight to do so!
MICHAEL COLE: Let’s not forget that Cornette set plans in motion tonight when he challenged Hurricane with a candidate of his own, The Blue Meanie! Tonight we’ll find out if Cornette truly can pick a winning competitor no matter what condition they look like they’re in!
WADE BARRETT: Cornette might have to eat some humble pie after the superhero takes on The Blue Meanie! I’m not sure that Meanie even knows how to properly compete, going up against a superhero certainly isn’t going to be a walk in the park! Even if he is a looney toon in his own right, The Hurricane knows how to compete!
MICHAEL COLE: Well let’s get this one rolling because we’re going to find out if Hayter can truly put Becky down once and for all up next!
"Teenage Nosferatu Pussy" by Rob Zombie begins to play and the crowd erupts into boos as Jamie Hayter comes out to the top of the ramp. Looking out at the crowd with a sneer, Jamie rolls her eyes before making her way down the ramp.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, making her way to the ring, Jaaamiiieee Haaayyyter!
MICHAEL COLE: Jamie Hayter looks ready to go here tonight!
WADE BARRETT: Of course she does, Cole! Jamie is one of the toughest women around, and she’s been chomping at the bit to get another match with Becky Lynch for months!
Getting to the bottom of the ramp, Jamie goes to the steel steps and walks up to the apron, entering the ring and going to the center, raising her arms confidently as she smirks at the boos from the crowd. Lowering her arms, she takes off her jacket and chucks it at the ringside attendant, smirking at the bewildered expression on the attendant’s face. As her music fades, she rolls her shoulders and turns her attention to the entrance area. “Celtic Invasion” by CFO$ begins to play and the crowd now erupts into cheers as Becky Lynch marches out to the top of the ramp. Looking at the crowd with a stoic expression, Becky turns her attention to Jamie waiting for her in the ring and her gaze hardens as she nods and makes her way down the ramp.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: And her opponent, making her way to the ring, The Man, Beckyyy Lyyynch!
MICHAEL COLE: Speaking of ready, Becky Lynch is looking pretty ready to go herself!
WADE BARRETT: After everything she’s gone through with Jamie Hayter, I can certainly imagine that she’s eager to end this once and for all!
Making her way down the ramp, Becky slaps the outstretched hands of the fans in the front row and then goes to the steel steps, marching up to the apron. Wiping off her boots, Becky enters the ring and immediately walks up to Hayter and the two women stand nose to nose as Becky’s music fades.
SINGLES MATCH
The bell rings and the two women stand there jaw-jacking to one another, saying things that are inaudible to anyone else. After a moment, Jamie shoves Becky back, and Becky clenches her jaw before reaching out and shoving Jamie back. Jamie narrows her eyes and she shoves Becky again, this time with some force. Becky chuckles before reaching out and nailing Hayter with a forearm shot to the face! The shot takes Hayter by surprise, and Lynch uses this to her advantage to grab Hayter by the wrist and whip her into the ropes. When Jamie comes back, Becky leaps in the air and takes her down with a Lou Thesz Press, mounting her and nailing her with repeated forearm shots to the face!
MICHAEL COLE: Becky Lynch is really unloading on Jamie Hayter!
WADE BARRETT: We’re seeing weeks of pent up frustration being released right now, Cole!
The crowd goes crazy with cheers as Becky goes to town on Jamie, before The Man gets up and lets out a roar that makes the crowd get even louder. Going to the ropes, Becky goes out to the apron and climbs up to the top rope, watching as Jamie starts to get to her feet. As Jamie finally gets herself upright, Becky watches as she turns around and jumps off the turnbuckle, looking to nail Jamie with a missile dropkick, but Hayter moves out of the way and Becky crashes into the canvas! The cheers turn to boos as Hayter lets out a laugh and walks over to Lynch, who is clutching at her midsection in pain. Jamie reaches down and roughly grabs Becky by the hair, pulling her up and throwing her head under her arm. Grabbing a handful of Becky’s tights, Jamie brings her back down to the mat with a snap suplex! Jamie quickly rolls Becky over and hooks the leg, 1…2…kick out by Becky Lynch!
MICHAEL COLE: Becky’s still in this!
WADE BARRETT: I’m sure that just made Jamie even angrier!
Jamie does look rather unhappy as she grits her teeth and gets to her feet. She stomps on Becky and then bends down and roughly brings her to her feet once again. She goes for a right hand shot but Becky blocks it, and delivers a right hand shot of her own! Hayter staggers back and grabs at her face, and as she does, Becky comes charging in but this time, Jamie is successful with a hard right hand shot that sends Lynch down to the mat in a heap! Lynch looks to be out cold from the shot but Hayter isn’t going to stop there. Bending down, she grabs Becky and pulls her up, keeping a hold of her wrist. She then pulls Becky towards her and then nails her with the Hayterade to send her back down to the mat! Jamie now goes for the cover and hooks the leg, 1…2…3! Jamie Hayter wins!
WINNER
JAMIE HAYTER
03:58 via PINFALL
SAMANTHA IRVIN: Here is your winner, JAAAMIIIEEE HAAAYYYTER!
MICHAEL COLE: What a win for Jamie Hayter here tonight, Wade! It seems she’s finally gotten her revenge on Becky Lynch!
WADE BARRETT: Yeah but now Lynch might be the one looking for revenge, Cole! Remember, they’re 1-1 now, I’m sure they’re eager to find out who the better woman truly is!
Jamie’s music begins playing once again as she gets to her feet, a sadistic smile on her face. The referee raises her arm in the air, pointing at her to declare her the winner and she soaks in the boos from the crowd as she holds the back of her neck with her other hand. Pulling her arm away from the referee, she looks down at Becky with a disgusted expression and then exits the ring and hops down to the floor, sneering at the fans in the front row that boo loudly at her as she begins to make her way up the ramp to the back while the official goes to check on Becky Lynch.
MICHAEL COLE: Well we have a lot of action coming up including - -
The lights and audio system suddenly go out as if the electricity has been cut. We can hear sound effects of glitter falling before hearing Naomi say "it's time to GLOW ... IT ... OUT!" ... Suddenly, "SUNNYD" by Whethan x Emei, a recent top party song, rocks the sound system! A huge "glow mob" takes over the arena, dancing frenetically to the dance song, every speedy dancer glowing in the dark!
After dancing their way into outer space, the music suddenly cuts off and the dancers are nowhere to be found. But, even in the darkness covered merely by fake “stars,” we can see a room made out of a glow stick outline in the ring. Inside, we see one lonely mic (which also glows) and a familiar voice...
NAOMI: Alright, y’all! I guess the jig is up! Y’all found my GLOW ROOM!
A roar grows in the audience and, although we can't see it, Naomi hypes them up! She screams back at them in excitement before going on...
NAOMI: Now, y’all, I'm excited, too. But, unfortunately, I'm alone here tonight; but... I'll get out and stop playing “pretend” with y’all. I'm not just another pretty face. Not just another pretty girl to buy a drink for at the club. And I'm definitely not as rose-eyed and bushy-tailed as Bayley! Naw! Y’all, I'm Naomi! I'm REAL! Just as REAL as the GLOW! I don't wanna be CORNY and give everyone a clumsy lil' hug at the end! And Ion wanna pretend like I know all y'all's business either! I'm here to WRESTLE AND DANCE with all these amazing fans out here - - not be corny and act like EVERYBODY'S best friends!
The audience in attendance can feel the glow and their interest in “The Glow Room” grows. They can’t get enough of her barely lit segment.
NAOMI: That's not to say that I won't be my friendly, dancin' self as I climb my way to the top in the WWE! Don't get me wrong, y’all! I know I'm just a new comer... I know I've only had just 3 matches, but I don't care "who I am RIGHT NOW". I don't want to come back and leave again without the WWE Women's Championship Belt, no! Heck no! Excuse my language, y’all, but I can't just sit back and let THESE kind of women lead our division!
Although it remains dark among the stars, the confusion in the auditorium is obvious. Who is Naomi talking about? Is she saying that they were mean on their way to the top?
NAOMI: I mean... Have you seen these women...!? Jamie and Becky? What are y’all childish behinds even doing? Y’all are stuck in the past and senselessly throwin' hands while Rhea - - a big bad sport, with all that bloodlust in her eyes - - plays around with Dakota - - whose head's in the clouds - - like she's a toy...! We ladies should be ashamed of ourselves: every single Women's Championship Belt is GOLD... Not a TOY! So, no! I'm sorry, y’all! I won't act like I wanna follow behind women like this. Women who cheat, who get lost in their lil' daydreams, and who are catty. Ion want to come to "The Glow Room" and talk it out when we're in a match, y’all. No! After that three count, I'll be a good sport, sure. But y’all know I like to celebrate! So, after I put you down for a three count, I'll DANCE MY WAY TO THE STARS RIGHT NEXT TO Y'ALL instead of lying, being catty, being stuck in the past, daydreaming, or asking for a hug! YES, OBVIOUSLY: Naomi's got a heart y’all - - she'll even invite you into The Glow Room. But this here is a WRESTLING RING, y’all. And in here…Naomi's not here to talk it out! She's here to make you... FEEL! THE! GLOW!
Naomi's theme song rips into the arena. Just then, Naomi runs to each of the corners of the room - -made out of a glow outline - - inside of the ring. She grabs a bucket in each corner and quickly bathes herself (and the ring) in 'glow glitter' and dances as the cameras go back over to the commentary table.
MICHAEL COLE: Look like Page and Omega might get some glitter on them in this next match!
WADE BARRETT: Naomi certainly took a bath in it!
MICHAEL COLE: Let’s hope that Page and Omega only get glitter that makes them shine and don’t give each other shiners that will stick around after a shower!
“Black Hat” by Vincent Pedulla plays over the P/A system as Adam Page walks his way out onto the stage with a hand on his hip, he’s got a mean scowling expression his face for the the crowd that could scare not only small children but women and the elderly as well. He raises his eyebrows as the crowd expresses their dissatisfaction with his arrival.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, making his way to the ring, representing the nWo Elite, Adaaam Paaage!
MICHAEL COLE: Adam Page is a newer addition to the nWo Elite but he’s already making sure they know where his loyalties lie. Tonight he goes up against one of his oldest friends, so for any other WWE superstars who are friendly with this group you might want to think twice before trusting anything that comes out of their mouths if they are willing to throw their own best friends under the bus to get ahead!
WADE BARRETT: Can’t say I blame him, Cole! While I do know where my loyalties lie, he has every right to feel the way he does! The WWE is the only game in town for the main stage, and he bet on another horse and it lost big for him!
Adam Page scoffs at a few fans in the front row who try to berate him. Making his way to the steel steps, he climbs up them and walks along the apron before he enters the ring. Before he can step through the ropes though, “Battle Cry” by Little V hits as Kenny Omega makes his way to the stage now. Omega doesn’t pose for the fans or have a smile on his face this week though, he’s all business and the anger in his eyes shows his only focus is Adam Page as he makes his way down the ramp quickly.
SAMANTHA IRVIN: And his opponent, making his way to the ring, The Cleaner, Kennyyy Oooomeeegaaa!
MICHAEL COLE: Kenny isn’t please after their attack on wrestling legend, Ric Flair last week!
WADE BARRETT: Tonight he looks like he’s out for blood!
Page ushers him to come on down and get some, and Omega obliges as he rushes down, slides in the ring, and begins to pummel Page with forearm shots and punches as the bell rings.
SINGLES MATCH
Kenny starts the match off at a fast pace as he looks to overwhelm Page with quick exchanges. Hangman seems unsure how to react at first but rolls to the outside for a moment to get his head in the game. Hangman snatches a beer out of a fan in the front row's hand and drinks it before he turns straight into a plancha from Omega, who knocks him down to the floor on the outside! The crowd cheers for Omega as he high-fives a few of them before he sends Page back into the ring.
MICHAEL COLE: Omega has a good rhythm going here! Page might be in trouble here, Wade!
WADE BARRETT: Knowing the nWo Elite they’ve got some sort of trick up their sleeve here!
Omega once again controls the match as he throws a few hard shots at Page to keep him down. A crafty Page, however, stays alive by rolling Omega up as he grabs the tights and goes for a pin, 1…2…but the official notices and reprimands Page as he yanks his hand off Omega’s tights and breaks up the pin himself. Page shoves the official, but Omega is back to his feet now and shoves Page before he delivers a European uppercut to him that knocks him back into the turnbuckle corner!
MICHAEL COLE: Hard uppercut there by Omega to Page!
WADE BARRETT: Page might have to check his jaw after this one! It looked like it absolutely rocked him!
Omega jumps up and wraps his legs around Page’s neck and drops him with a Frankensteiner as he launches him out of the corner across the ring! The crowd prepares for even more as Omega points a finger gun at Page before he fires it off and rushes in, V-Trigger! Suddenly, Matt Menard appears, sliding under the ropes with a sneer on his face. He immediately goes after Omega, pummeling him with heavy blows, one after another. Once the bell rings, he proudly points to his nWo Elite shirt, taunting both Omega and the crowd.
MICHAEL COLE: Now what the hell is this goof doing?!
WADE BARRETT: Isn’t it obvious? He’s standing up for the nWo Elite!
Menard spins back around to Kenny and charges with a wild swing, but Omega sidesteps swiftly, sending Menard flying out of the ring! Before Kenny can fully recover, Nick Jackson bursts into the ring and sprints toward him—only to be stopped dead in his tracks by a devastating V-Trigger from Omega. The impact is brutal, and Nick crumples to the mat as the crowd gasps at the force of the knee.
WINNER
NO CONTEST
06:21 via INTERFERENCE
SAMANTHA IRVIN: Due to outside interference the official has declared this a NO CONTEST!
WADE BARRETT: Oh my God! V Trigger right on the button!
MICHAEL COLE: Get ‘em Kenny! Get ‘em!
WADE BARRETT: Nick might be hurt!
Omega begins looking around, preparing for the worst now. He sees Hanger pulling himself up—and he doesn’t see Matt Jackson and John Cena storming the ring. Without hesitation, they launch into a relentless assault on Omega, driving forearms into the back of his head and sending him to the mat! The fans erupt with boos as the nWo Elite takes control. As Omega struggles under the weight of the assault, Hangman joins in, showing no mercy as he drives his fists and boots into Kenny. The coordinated beatdown is brutal, with Hangman, Cena, and Matt Jackson laying waste to Omega, who’s left defenseless in the center of the ring. The three quit attacking momentarily, with Matt Jackson and Cena throwing up a “Too Sweet” over Kenny. Matt Menard slides back into the ring, joining in and ending it. Cena begins barking orders, telling Menard to lift Kenny back to his feet. Hangman positions himself on the apron as Daddy Magic lifts Omega up—superkick from Matt Jackson! Omega doesn’t fall down, instead stumbling and turning around. Hangman grabs the top rope, pulling back… JOHN CENA PICKS OMEGA UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! NO! NO! F-U!
MICHAEL COLE: Dammit! Damn you! Damn the nWo Elite!
As the fans continue to boo, the nWo Elite can’t help but take in their handiwork. Hangman gets back in the ring, not exactly happy with what just happened. Cena sees this, immediately barking more orders at Menard to pick Omega up. Menard complies, and Cena motions from Hangman to the beaten Omega. Menard shoves Omega towards Hangman, who ducks down… DEADEYE!
MICHAEL COLE: NO! NO!
WADE BARRETT: Some decorum, Cole, please.
MICHAEL COLE: Look at what they’re doing!
With Omega lying motionless on the mat, Cena steps forward, pulling out a can of spray paint. He hands it to Hangman with a knowing look. For a moment, Hangman hesitates - his eyes scanning Omega’s beaten down body. The hesitation is brief as Cena gives him a reassuring nod. With a deep breath, Hangman takes the can and sprays a giant “nWo” logo across Omega’s chest. Cena, The Matt’s, and Hangman all throw up one final “Too Sweet” as we see EMTs in the background checking on Nick Jackson outside. The nWo Elite stand tall once again as the cameras fade out to commercial.
Tune in this Monday as we make the final stop before Survivor Series!