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Post by WWE Heat on May 6, 2024 16:53:46 GMT -5
The Sunday Night Heat intro plays and the fans inside the arena begin to cheer loudly, as the lights begin to flicker and spotlights cut through the crowd. As the shows intro ends, the camera pans around the arena and catches a few shots of rowdy fans who are cheering loudly. We cut to the commentary booth, where Beth Phoenix and Mauro Ranallo are ready to announce for the evening.
MAURO RANALLO: Welcome to WWE Sunday Night Heat, joining me this evening is the lovely Beth Phoenix once again! How about WWE RAW this past week, Beth? BETH PHOENIX: RAW was excellent, especially with our man Corey Graves securing himself a victory in that Fatal-4-Way match! However, I'm looking forward to seeing what the talent can do on the sizzling sensation that is Sunday Night Heat tonight! MAURO RANALLO: We're certainly creating opportunities for both the superstars of tomorrow and solidifying the strengths of our mainstay superstars here! BETH PHOENIX: But let's not dawdle for too long, we want to get straight into the action for our first match! The camera cuts away, as the fans and the rest of the WWE Universe await the first match of Sunday Night Heat.
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Post by Saya Kamitani on May 7, 2024 1:49:05 GMT -5
We cut backstage where Stephanie McMahaon stands in the interview area with her arms crossed over her chest. Though there are a few other company officials present, she commands the room. Every few seconds her head snaps to the side as if she’s expecting company. Yet no one appears, which continues to heighten the tension hanging in the air. STEPHANIE MCMAHON: A major international superstar is supposed to be arriving tonight and she can’t even be bothered to meet me on time? I swear, if she doesn’t get here soon there’s going to be a- Suddenly a nearby door swings open so hard it hits the wall on the other side. Stephanie’s head turns on a dime and the camera follows suit. The source of the unexpected interruption is a woman in pigtails and a sparkly red and black pop idol outfit - Maki Itoh is here! She raises both hands high with her middle fingers extended as the crowd pops for the uenxpected appearance. The boss is less impressed and looks ready to slap some sense into Maki. MAKI ITOH: SURPRISE, MOTHER******S!!! This bleeped outburst gets a huge pop from the crowd, who are clearly familiar with the Cutest in the World. Stephanie though? She’s even less impressed than before. Her eyes narrow as Maki approaches her STEPHANIE MCMAHON: Excuse me?! Recognition flashes across Maki’s face, though that confident grin remains on her face.MAKI ITOH: What? What did I do wrong? STEPHANIE MCMAHON: Is that really how you greet your boss on the first day of work? Do you realize how long we’ve been waiting for you? Instantly Maki’s face drops and she stomps on the ground as she realizes that something is, indeed, awry.MAKI ITOH: SHIT. This only lasts a moment before she bounces back with even more confidence. Maki squares her shoulders, works a kink out of her neck and then licks her lips.
MAKI ITOH: Look, McMahon. I’m not just any wrestler, I’m the cutest wrestler in the world. I’m a global superstar! People line up around the corner for a show because I’m on it! Believe me, I tried to get here earlier but.. Well, there were just SO many people stopping me on the way saying ‘Itoh-chan, you are the cutest!’, ‘Itoh-chan, I’m simping for you!’, ‘Itoh-chan, have my life savings!’ that I got slowed down. A girl has to keep the simps.. Um.. WWE Universe cheering right? Thought you’d be happy I was already making them happy! Stephanie raises her hand up high, eyes filled with fire as that grows more intense with every syllable. It takes Funaki shooting her a pleading look to calm the boss down. Only then does she lower her hand and clear her throat.STEPHANIE MCMAHON: Yes, well.. Now that you’re here and you’ve signed a WWE contract, we need to talk business. You should be thankful that we decided to give you a chance to earn your place in WWE. I run the show, not you. I say jump, you ask how high. Do we have an understanding? We can almost feel Maki rolling her eyes at the lecture. As soon as Stephanie’s final words come out Maki holds her hands up placatingly.MAKI ITOH: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’re the boss, I get it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get ready to do what you’re paying me lots of money to do. I don’t care who it is, I’m going to kick her ass tonight. Maki turns away and begins to head off to the locker room, but her escape is prevented! Stephanie seizes her shoulder with an iron grip and pulls her forcefully back into the shot.STEPHANIE MCMAHON: We’re done when I say we’re done. You know what? What you said earlier wasn’t acceptable under our programming guidelines. I hope you enjoyed saying it as much as I’ll enjoy collecting the $15,000 fine from you. The sooner the better. Keep saying that word and I’ll fine you even more every single time. Maki recoils at the news, eyes so wide you’d think she just found out her dog died. The Cutest in the World jerks away violently enough to free her arm from Stephanie’s grip even as the fans boo the boss laying down the law. Without hesitation Maki throws up another middle finger right in Stephanie’s face.MAKI ITOH: **** you. With that she storms off to cheers from her Simp Army. Stephanie sighs heavily while Funaki is seen to flinch at the explosive first encounter between his boss and the new Japanese talent. Several tense moments pass before Stepanie cups her hand next to her mouth.STEPHANIE MCMAHON: Make it $30,000! This gets even more boos as the scene fades out. We next see a graphic promoting Maki Itoh’s WWE in ring debut later on Sunday Night Heat, which gets another pop from the amped up crowd.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2024 5:27:32 GMT -5
There was no theme music, there was no need for it as the future of this company, as he would walk out onto the stage. The crowd would be on their feet at the arrival of none other than Christian Cage himself as he stood on the stage for a moment - taking it all in, every single last second because as impossible as it might be - this could be one of the last nights he would appear before he becomes the champion he knows he is meant to be, as Christian Cage would walk down to the ring, rolling into the ring as the microphone was quickly thrown into his hands and the father wasted no time at all in speaking his mind at what is going to happen.  “Some serious nonsense was thrown my way tonight, but that is the norm for me these days. People just cannot accept me. People just cannot believe that someone like me - has had the success that I have had here. That someone like me has managed to achieve all of this, against some of the biggest names in wrestling today. Here I am - a man who has been doing this for twenty years, with a body that is falling apart, who is just barely hanging on - and I am the next champion in waiting and you know that gets under the skin of nearly everyone in the back, but it really gets under Sami Zayn - knowing that I am the man that has everything that he wants. Knowing that I am the man who has done everything he has wanted to do. Knowing that I am the man that he has to take down - to your title and make it mean something.”Christian Cage had won the matches needed to gain it. He had won it the right way and he was going to keep it the right way. As much as he hated Sami, he was going to give him his chance. He was going to give him his opportunity. He was going to ensure Sami made it to the show and got into the ring for the match and anything that happened after the bell rang, was fair game of course. He would give Sami, all the chances to hang himself. “This is what it is all about. This is the one thing you want, the one thing you need. The one thing you need to have to prove to the world - that you are good enough, because believe me Sami the way things are going in this industry, being good - means nothing. Being good - is just a step up from being a pile of crap. All around us are good wrestlers and you are one of them, ten years ago - maybe you would have stood out in a crowd, but now - I cannot tell the difference between you and most of the people in the back. You are good - but I am better and you know it to be true, because I am the father and you are nothing to me. I am willing to lay it all down on the line for the title, because this is my ticket, my ticket for me and my family - my ticket to a better life and I will be damned if I am going to just give it away. You said you wanted that title? You said that I am next - the only way you are getting this victory over me, is from my cold dead fingers and trust me - much better have stepped up and tried to take it from me and I have put them all down and you will be no different. Tonight - I know your back there watching, you’re going to get a small taste of what is coming your way.”He would throw the microphone at the referee who would grab it, turning around as he would walk to the corner to set it down and as he did, Louis Valle would slide into the ring, right behind Cage as he would hit him with a low blow - Cage would hunch over as Louis Valle would then run off the ropes, cracking him right in the jaw with a massive big boot as he floored Cage as the referee turned around. Looking down at what was before him, as Louis Valle got right in his face, screaming at him to do his job and ring the damn bell to start this match. DING! DING! DING!
Christian Cage VS. Louis Valle SINGLES MATCHLouis Valle would continue to mouth off to the referee as Cage would begin to shake his head, shaking himself awake as he pushed himself up - and just as Louis Valle turned around as he would grab him, but he was quicker than him - racking his eyes and blinding him he would let him go, holding his face as he would kick him in the stomach - and nothing. He would then run off the ropes and right into him as he caught him and dropped him down with a belly-to-bell, knocking the wind right out of Louis Valle. As he stood up again and then dropped the elbow right across his throat as hard as he could. “This wrestler right here, he has more balls than you Sami.” He would utter as he grabbed Louis Valle by the hair, pulling Louis Valle up onto his feet as he would throw him right into the corner as hard as he could, her back arching as he staggered out of the corner, taking a few steps as Cage would charge full speed and almost take Louis Valle head off with a Lariat. “This - this is what you think is going to slow me down, you think this is going to swing things in your favour, this is only pissing me off, because you’re sending a child - to do a man’s job.” This was nothing personal, this was business and he was the one who got into the ring first with him as he would grab Louis Valle, picking Louis Valle up as he effortlessly dropped Louis Valle down again with a side slam backbreaker as that was it, that was it over and done with as he sat there for a second, looking pissed. “Twenty years Sami, twenty years at this and you - you’re not even going to be worth remembering when I am done with you, so here - have a small taste of what is to come.” He pushed himself up and ran off the ropes, just as Louis Valle would stir and sit up he would spear Louis Valle, almost breaking him in half and that was it as he would end this once and for all as he grabbed the leg and made the cover. ONE!
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THREE!WINNER
Christian Cage
PINFALL | 5:45 That was it, it was thankfully over as Cage had made short work of Louis Valle as the referee would come over to him and try to raise his hand as he would yank it down, there was nothing to celebrate here as he would take the arm raising in victory and then he dropped down to the mat and rolled out of the ring. |
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Post by MCMG on May 7, 2024 15:22:37 GMT -5
The camera cuts back to the ring to show the team of Warren J & Zack Mason, collectively known as Fly Def, already in the ring. "Six Barrel Shotgun" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club hits over the speakers as Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley walk onto the stage to a huge response from the crowd. They each point out to the crowd as they walk down the ramp.MIKE ROME: And their opponents... from Detroit, Michigan... Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley... the Motor City Machine Guns! As the two reach the ring, they each take a different corner in the ring and stand on the turnbuckles, pointing out to the crowd again.BETH PHOENIX: Time for our next match and it's going to see the WWE debut of the Motor City Machine Guns! MAURO RANALLO: These two have been eager to get started here and they have their opportunity here on Heat as they take on Fly Def! MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS VS. FLY DEF
TAG MATCH As the opening bell sounds, Chris Sabin kicks things off by leaping up and crushing Warren J with an Enzuigiri. He sends him across the ring via a Tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown but with Warren J returning to his feet, Sabin strikes with a Standing tornado DDT. He drags Warren J up so he can tie him up in the corner. He takes a few steps back and runs forward with a huge Hesitation Dropkick. Sabin tags in Alex Shelley, while Warren J slowly rises. Shelley is quick to rock him with a Single knee facebreaker and then a Snap STO. BETH PHOENIX: A dominant performance from the Guns so far! MAURO RANALLO: Can they secure a huge debut victory? Warren J crawls to his corner to bring in Zack Mason. Mason attempts a running clothesline but Shelley dodges and spins back quickly for a Reverse STO, spiking his face into the turnbuckles. Mason staggers back, holding his face but Shelley then plants him with the Golden Gate Swing. Shelley then calls for Sabin to return to the ring, which he does. BETH PHOENIX: Are we about to see a little patented teamwork here? MAURO RANALLO: Let's hope so, Beth! Shelley drags Mason into an Inverted atomic drop, which is followed by a running dropkick to the knees by Sabin. Shelley then pulls Mason into an inverted STF as Sabin executes a running dropkick to the face of the opponent. Warren J storms into the ring but Shelley lands a huge Superkick to the jaw, knocking him out of the ring backwards. Sabin then pulls Mason into a Falling neckbreaker position, while Shelley dives from the top turnbuckle with a Diving splash to complete their signature Skull and Bones finisher. Shelley hooks the leg of Mason for the cover and nods his head along with the sound of the referee's count. ONE!
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MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS
VIA PINFALL AT 4:23 BETH PHOENIX: You've got to be honest, Mauro, that was an impressive debut for that team right there. The teamwork is impeccable! MAURO RANALLO: No doubt about it, Beth. They've certainly got the teamwork down but can they keep this momentum going?
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2024 20:08:42 GMT -5
BETH PHOENIX: "Welcome back to Sunday Night Heat, folks! We have an intriguing match-up for you tonight as Vampiro takes on the unorthodox PUF." MAURO RANALLO: "That's right, Beth. PUF may be known for his quirky antics, but he's no slouch in the ring. However, he's facing off against a true dark force in Vampiro." VAMPIRO VS. PUF
SINGLES MATCH The arena buzzes with anticipation as Vampiro steps into the ring to face off against the eccentric PUF. The crowd watches intently, curious to see how the match will unfold.
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Vampiro wastes no time, charging at PUF with relentless aggression. He delivers a series of powerful strikes and kicks, driving PUF back into the corner. The crowd gasps at Vampiro's ferocity, clearly impressed by his dominant display.
PUF tries to fight back, but Vampiro's strength is overwhelming. With surprising ease, Vampiro lifts PUF into the air, shocking everyone in attendance with his incredible power. The crowd erupts into murmurs of disbelief as Vampiro effortlessly holds PUF aloft.MAURO RANALLO: "Absolutely ruthless aggression from Vampiro! He's not here to play games tonight." BETH PHOENIX: "Indeed, Mauro. But wait, what's this? Vampiro effortlessly lifts PUF up into the air with a display of strength that's truly shocking!" MAURO RANALLO: "I've never seen anything like it, Beth! Vampiro's power is simply incredible!" With a swift and decisive motion, Vampiro slams PUF to the mat with a devastating Nail in the Coffin. The impact echoes throughout the arena, signaling the end of the match.[Bell rings.]BETH PHOENIX: "PUF is reeling from that unexpected display of strength. He's struggling to mount any offense against Vampiro." MAURO RANALLO: "And just like that, Vampiro finishes it with a devastating Nail in the Coffin! This one's over!" WINNER
VAMPIRO
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Vampiro stands tall in the center of the ring, a dark and menacing figure bathed in the spotlight. He looks out at the crowd with a smug grin, reveling in his victory. A member of the ring side crew toss a mic to Vampiro who gestures for one. Vampiro raises the mic to his lips, his voice dripping with malice and authority.Vampiro: "Behold the power of darkness! Witness the strength that lies within me, waiting to be unleashed upon all who dare to oppose me."The crowd watches in silence, captivated by Vampiro's commanding presence.Vampiro: "Tonight, I have proven myself to be a force to be reckoned with. PUF was but a mere obstacle in my path, easily disposed of like the insignificant fool that he is." A murmur of agreement ripples through the crowd, acknowledging Vampiro's dominance.Vampiro: "But let us not forget poor Jacob Fatu, who thought he could control me. He paid the price for his arrogance, learning firsthand the consequences of crossing the darkness." The crowd listens intently, hanging on Vampiro's every word.Vampiro: "From this day forward, I vow to protect the darkness at all costs. I will crush anyone who dares to stand in my way, leaving a trail of destruction in my wake." The crowd's reaction is mixed, unsure of what to make of Vampiro's ominous proclamation.Vampiro: "So let this be a warning to all who oppose me: the era of darkness has begun, and there's no turning back." With a sinister smile, Vampiro drops the mic and exits the ring, leaving the WWE Universe to ponder the implications of his chilling words as Heat goes to a commercial for WWE Unforgiven.
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Post by Saya Kamitani on May 7, 2024 21:00:07 GMT -5
Big Swole is already in the ring, looming ominously in her corner as the crowd begins to buzz. It's not long before that buzz is drowned out by Maki Itoh's voice calling out to the WWE Universe. She thanks them for waiting and asks who the Cutest in the World is. A good number of fans respond with her name as 'Brooklyn The Hole' hits; this grows to a big pop as Maki Itoh strolls out from the back, mic in hand and all smiles.
To the surprise and delight of many members of the WWE Universe Maki begins to sing her own entrance theme and dances her way to the ring. Big Swole is less than impressed and begins to pace in her corner as Maki takes her sweet time getting down the entrance ramp. It doesn't take too much longer for Maki to get to the ring, where she manages to get the WWE universe singing 'WHOOOA WHOOOA!' during her chorus. By the time the chorus finishes she's a picture perfect pop idol, a stark contrast to the woman who was all up in Stephanie McMahon's face earlier in the evening.MIKE ROME: And her opponent from Ogori, Fukuoka Japan, "Cutest in the World", Maki Itoh! Maki strikes an adorable pose as the crowd continues to cheer her. It doesn't stop even when she moves to her corner to hand off her mic to the ringside staff. What does stop it is Big Swole charging in and clobbering Maki with a knee lift!Maki Itoh VS. Big Swole
SINGLES MATCH The bell rings and Swole is all over Itoh, laying into her with mudhole stomps before tossing her by the hair to the center of the ring. Though Itoh manages to roll through to her feet, Swole comes in and takes down with a lariat. She goes for the pin but it's only two! Unrelenting, Swole pulls Itoh up and whips her to the ropes. On the rebound she hits a big boot - NO! The boot makes impact but Itoh seems to only stagger a little. Swole on the other hand holds her foot in great pain and hops up and down on one foot. BETH PHOENIX:That's one of the weirdest ways I've ever seen someone change the momentum in a match. MAURO RANALLO: Itoh's said that her head is hard as steel, and it looks like she wasn't kidding! Just as Swole manages to find her balance on both feet, Itoh stomps down on the injured foot and grinds her toes into it. Her face deadpan she flips Swole off and headbutts Swole right in the face! With Swole staggered Itoh runs the ropes, then hits a tornado DDT! Seeing her opponent down, Itoh slaps her head and runs the ropes - then her body goes stiff and she hits a diving headbutt! MAURO RANALLO: KOKESHI! Itoh goes for the pin put only gets two. A feral grin crosses her lips as she lifts Swole up off the mat and sets her up for a DDT. Swole fights out of it with forearm strikes and then runs the ropes again, going for a high knee. Itoh evades and heads to the corner - but Swole chases her! Itoh drops down at the last minute, leading Swole to crash into the turnbuckles. Itoh wastes no time climbing up the buckles and calling out to the crowd. MAKI ITOH: WHO IS THE CUTEST IN THE WORLD? A sizable portion of the WWE Universe responds with "ITOH-CHAN!", prompting Itoh to smile happily and pummel Swole with ten straight punches. She then drops Swole to the mat with another DDT and stares down the camera with wild eyes. She rushes onto the apron and then up the turnbuckles; a moment later the Fighting Fired Idol flies - FLYING BIG HEAD! One! Two!! THREE!!! WINNER
MAKI ITOH
PINFALL (FLYING BIG HEAD) - 3:15 BETH PHOENIX: She's definitely a unique talent, and you can't deny her offense is effective! MAURO RANALLO: The Cutest in the World is now the Cutest in the WWE Universe! But you have to wonder what the fallout of her encounter with Stephanie McMahon will be. Itoh celebrates with both hands held up with middle fingers extended, a devilishly bright smile on her lips.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2024 3:26:13 GMT -5
Cut backstage. Okada, Dick Togo, and their band of degenerates are hurling insults toward the poor referee that called Okada's match last week.
Okada: [REDACTED] you! Piece of [REDACTED]!
Dick: [REDACTED]! You're a [REDACTED] [REDACTED] dumbass!
Okada: Is your mother a [REDACTED]?! Is that why she raised you to be such a [REDACTED]?!
Well, we can't tell what these guys are saying through all the censors but it sure doesn't sound very nice. Okada starts grabbing whatever he can and tossing it around, throwing a 7-star temper tantrum.
Dick: Do you even know what you've done? Can you grasp just how much you've messed up! Whatever happens now... it's on you! The House of Torture posse try to calm Okada down, reassuring him of his greatness, but there's a fire in his eyes that's grown far too large to put out.Okada: Somebody must pay.Cut back to the ring. Dominic Garrini and Kevin Ku stand in the squared circle awaiting their opponents."The Wizard..."Electric Wizard's "Barbarian" crashes over the speakers, taking the arena hostage. EVIL and Yoshinobu Kanemaru step out into the atmosphere with Dick Togo and an entire gang of misfits in tow. The heaviest riffs human ears have ever heard accompany their presence as they make their way down to the ring, all of them jawing at the fans in attendance with the exception of EVIL. The Purple Barbarian is probably the only reason we're able to avoid a riot. He directs House of Torture's attention to the two fellas in the ring as he and Kanemaru climb into the squared circle. The two teams stand across from each other and here... we... go! HOUSE OF TORTURE VS. VIOLENCE IS FOREVER
TAG MATCH Kanemaru starts for House of Torture... Garrini for Violence is Forever. Garrini holds out a hand, measuring Kanemaru. The drunken master meets him there and they lock hands... but Kanemaru stomps on Garrini's foot and then pops him in the face with a right hand! Garrini goes for a lariat but Kanemaru ducks behind him and rolls him up with a handful of tights as the fans boo. MAURO RANALLO: Kanemaru looking to steal one for his team!
BETH PHOENIX: This isn't earning them any love from the crowd here tonight...
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Garrini can't muster a kickout, but he doesn't need to. Kanemaru is busted. The ref points out that he's grabbing the tights and Kanemaru looks at him like he just stole his booze. Togo hops up onto the apron and protests. He and the rest of his crew shout all sorts of obscenities at the ref. The ref goes to scold him and while he's distracted Kanemaru pokes Garrini in the eye. Garrini stumbles to his corner and tags in Ku, who's all sorts of pissed off at the display. Kanemaru outstretches his hand but Ku has no plans on locking up. He swipes at Kanemaru with a couple of open palm strikes that knock him silly. He looks to capitalize with a roundhouse kick but Kanemaru is able to catch it. He kicks Ku's other leg out from under him and twirls around to lock in a figure four! Garrini looks to head into the ring to break it up but H.O.T. is ahead of them. Togo has already directed EVIL to Garrini's corner on the outside and EVIL sweeps him off the ring apron. Garrini falls to the floor right in front of the House of Torture crew and oh boy do they let him have it, screaming all sorts of stuff at him. The referee looks over to see what all the commotion is about as Ku struggles in the hold. MAURO RANALLO: I won't repeat what they're saying to him but I will say that it is uh... not very pleasant. BETH PHOENIX: That's an understatement. EVIL and Garrini engage in a nasty battle of elbows on the outside while the ref tells the H.O.T. crew to shut the hell up. They do not. Dick meanwhile slides Kanemaru's whiskey bottle into the ring on the other side. Kanemaru quickly grabs it and while the ref is trying to break up the ruckus outside, the drunken master pours the bottle all over Ku’s face, straight up waterboarding the guy. He slides the whiskey bottle out the ring as EVIL knocks Garrini down with a hellacious discus elbow. The ref focuses back on the in-ring action and makes a curious face, probably wondering why Kevin Ku reeks of alcohol. He doesn't get his answer but Ku gets an answer to his pain, crawling his way toward the ropes and grabbing a hold of them. The ref counts all the way to five before Kanemaru relents. The ref scolds Kanemaru, allowing Ku time to tag in Garrini, who's back up on the apron. As soon as the referee steps out the way, Garrini charges forward with an earth-shattering lariat that turns Kanemaru inside out. The crowd cheers the underdogs on as Garrini grabs hold of Kanemaru for a vertical suplex lift. With Kanemaru in the air, Garrini outstretches his free hand to tag Ku back in. Ku throws a devastating roundhouse kick to Kanemaru's head and Garrini drops him for a brainbuster! EVIL dashes into the ring but Garrini holds him back as Ku makes the cover! ONE!
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But no!The crowd showers the underdogs in cheers, thinking they just won it... but Kanemaru's foot is on the ropes! The ref says it's just two but Garrini points to an awfully suspicious looking Dick Togo on the outside, right next to Kanemaru's foot. BETH PHOENIX: They had it! That damn Dick Togo!... The ref's had enough of these damn shenanigans. He points at Dick Togo... then he points at the rest of his crew... and he throws them all the way outta there! They aren't too happy about that and they let him know, asserting that they're not going anywhere. The ref threatens to just throw the whole match out and that gets them walkin'. They refuse to stop hurling threats at the man in stripes as they slowly make their way to the back and the ref watches them the whole way to make sure they don't pull any funny business... ...but it's the funny business in the ring he should be worried about. Ku goes to grab ahold of Kanemaru but the old bastard spits out a mist of whiskey into his face... as if the waterboarding wasn't enough. He scurries over to his corner and tags in EVIL. The king of darkness charges at Ku with a nasty lariat that floors him and then bounces off the ropes with a senton. He deadlifts Ku up and plants him with a half-and half suplex. Refusing to let up, he hoists Ku up onto his shoulders. He's looking for Darkness Falls but he doesn't get it. Ku escapes behind him and heads to his corner to tag in Garrini. EVIL makes sure to grab ahold of the ref and feign an ankle injury because he knows what's coming next... Garrini is pulled off the apron and violently plops to the floor! Damnit! Who is it this time?! MAURO RANALLO: Okada! The ace up Dick Togo's sleeve! EVIL lets go of the ref, magically healed of his wounds. The man in stripes looks toward the apron and finds Garrini nowhere to be seen. Okada's there, though. He's sitting on a chair on the outside and starts shouting at the ref, daring to throw him out as well. The ref warns that he might oblige and that prompts Okada to pop up from his chair and wield it. He acts like he's about to strike Garrini with it and that gets the ref's full attention. He stalls long enough for EVIL to reach over to his corner, pulling out a steel chain. He wraps it around his arm and charges forward, absolutely demolishing Kevin Ku with a steel lariat. EVIL quickly unwraps the chain, tossing it outside and making the cover. Okada tosses his weapon to the side too. He explains to the ref that he was merely joking and encourages him to lighten up before pointing to the pinfall in the ring. The ref turns around and reluctantly makes the count. ONE!
TWO!
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DING DING DING!
WINNER
HOUSE OF TORTURE
PINFALL 14:34
MAURO RANALLO: Well, these guys are aptly named because that match was torture to sit through.
BETH PHOENIX: I agree. Complete and utter disgrace to the sport. How did Okada wind up with them?
Money, probably. Lots and lots of money. Okada joins Kanemaru and EVIL in the ring, congratulating them on such a hard-fought and well-earned victory. He hits a celebratory rainmaker pose as the ringside medics tend to a groggy Kevin Ku.
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Post by Glorious B's on May 10, 2024 12:44:56 GMT -5
BETH PHOENIX: Mauro, I have on my rundown the return of a fan favorite segment coming up? What is this referring to? MAURO RANALLO: Oh, we haven't seen this is a long time. I thought it was done and over... BETH PHOENIX: What is going on? MAURO RANALLO: Hold onto your seat, Beth. MAURO RANALLO: I'm actually a little surprised with that pick, Beth. Especially with Jay White having won a match last week on RAW as well. BETH PHOENIX: What does Wendy's have to do with all this? MAURO RANALLO: That's who sponsors this segment, I think. It was Whataburger last time. BETH PHOENIX: And this happens every week? MAURO RANALLO: Well, it happened once and then disappeared for a long time. Maybe we'll get lucky and it'll happen this time too. BETH PHOENIX: Can we get back to the action now...or is there more? MAURO RANALLO: Let's get back to Mike Rome for the announcement of our next match! BETH PHOENIX: A Baconator doesn't sound half bad right now though...
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Post by nWo Elite on May 10, 2024 13:14:35 GMT -5
MIKE ROME: Already in the ring, Captain Shawn Dean! And his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia…. Austin Theory! BETH PHOENIX: There’s another new face to WWE! MAURO RANALLO: New in a way, yes. Making his return is Austin Theory and he’s hitched his wagon to the Young Bucks upon his return, Beth. BETH PHOENIX: Any time you can align yourself with a champion, it’s always a good move. AUSTIN THEORY VS CAPTAIN SHAWN DEAN
SINGLES MATCH Theory is out and rolls into the ring. While he’s been gone for a while, not much has changed. He has his cell phone out, using the selfie camera to take a video of himself that’s been cast up to the screen above the entryway. He has a wide smile on his face from ear to ear as he talks into the phone camera now. The music and crowd is so loud, no one can hear what he’s saying though. Shawn Dean takes it all in from across the ring, moving back and forth lightly to try and stay warmed up and ready. The music finally fades and Theory puts his phone in the corner as the referee - who just happens to be Rick Knox - checks both men. Everything looks good to go from both sides and Knox calls for the bell and this one is underway. BETH PHOENIX: One thing you can always say about Austin Theory is that he’s in great shape. MAURO RANALLO: Certainly a specimen and a potential useful ally for the Young Bucks BETH PHOENIX: I can’t help but notice Rick Knox is out here to referee this match. MAURO RANALLO: It seems like we don’t mention the name of the referee much except here lately with the controversy of the Young Bucks win at Backlash. Theory and Dean circle one another in the ring and then finally lock up. It’s Dean getting the early advantage though, pushing Theory back into the corner and holding him there. Knox calls for the break and gets to two before Dean breaks the hold. Knox acts like Dean held him there for a full five count though and admonishes him for it. Dean tries to acknowledge Knox but it’s too late, the distraction was enough for Theory to rush out of the corner and drill Dean with a clothesline, taking him down. Theory picks him up quickly and grabs him around the waist, hoisting Dean up and dropping him down across his knee for a backbreaker. Dean grabs at this back as Theory stays down on one knee and flexes as the crowd showers him with boos. Theory swats his hand towards the crowd, telling him that he doesn’t care what they think. He pulls Dean back up to his feet again and whips him into the ropes. Theory bends down for a back body drop but Shawn Dean jumps over him and goes running towards the opposite rope! Theory stands back up fully to turn around and get drilled with a flying forearm! BETH PHOENIX: There’s some offense from Shawn Dean! MAURO RANALLO: Theory got knocked a little loopy with that one. Dean tries to stay on the offensive but Theory is quickly back up to his feet and drives his head right into Dean’s head with a stiff headbutt. Dean grabs at his head as Theory looks a little annoyed at this whole process. Austin grabs Dean around the head and lifts him up for a suplex but as Dean is in the air, he drives his knee into the side of Theory’s head, causing Austin to drop him back down to his feet. Dean gives Theory no chance to recover as he grabs him and rolls him up in a small package pinning predicament! 1…….2…….Referee Rick Knox tries to slide his hand under Austin Theory’s shoulders to make sure they’re down after an extremely slow count to 2. Theory is able to roll Dean over and reverse the pinning predicament into one of his own! 1,2,3! A very fast three count and we have a winner! WINNER
AUSTIN THEORY
PINFALL | 4:10 MAURO RANALLO: What is Rick Knox doing out here!? BETH PHOENIX: A little difference in count speed on those pinfalls, Mauro. MAURO RANALLO: This is getting a bit ridiculous. Regardless, Austin Theory gets the win here on Heat.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2024 20:02:35 GMT -5
The shot cuts back to recaps of Kizarny's rags to riches. He's no longer starving off of sketchy contracts to blow fire or swallow swords. He's a signed WWE Superstar! He's no longer some elusive strange guy, we know he's a home-grown carny right from birth. He's not homeless any more and the "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" theme of his room is hard to see because the camera SPINS! His dreadlocks vary in color and he giggles a lot. He seems to be talking to someone...
KIZARNY: So, apparently, they were just sitting there with this TOTALLY NEW human being -- and, I'm like 836 seconds old (er, give or take) -- and they have no idea what to call me... The floor's wide open. Any suggestion can go. And... !!!! Crickets. But, they can hear the cheers from inside of the circus tent. Made 'em nervous. Could the audience hear my mom cry as I was being ushered in? There was nothing they could do about it now. Nature called. Just like there was nothing they could do about my mother's act not going on that night. Or --- well... Any other night. She... She would deliver me without much medical help that night, but... She'd never do that act again. The "Kizarny" act was both a saving grace AND a curse: it helped me come into this world, yes... But it also immediately made me and my single mom poor. They just... Didn't need her anymore. The "Kizarny" act kicked "Kizarny" out of where he belongs...
The camera SPINS again and his circus paraphernalia came into focus. We could see him hug Doink The Clown. We could tell that people like clowns, for example, were truly his kinsman...
KIZARNY: I'm just so glad I'm back... At the CIRCUS!
DOINK THE CLOWN: -- They've only the wrasslin' ring, sir. No bearded ladies or elephants. Just a ring and a buncha... Strong men!
They both looked at Kizarny's impoverished physique and then shrugged at the camera. After childish laughter, a graphic flashed before our screen announcing to us that Kizarny would soon join us on screen...
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