Post by Danhausen on May 17, 2024 22:10:15 GMT -5
"The Danhausen Show" by WWE Productions
DANHAUSEN: Love that Danhausen!
[b][font color="black"]D[/font][font color="#980e0d"]ANHAUSEN:[/font][/b] Love that Danhausen!
Danhausen appears in his first official match in the WWE when he takes on the hot-headed grappler known as Low Rider on an episode of Sunday Night Heat. During this match, Danhausen utilizes an Octopus Stretch that he calls "The Octohausen" to notch a victory via submission, picking up his first victory in his WWE career.
EVENT DATE | VERSUS | RESULT | RECORD |
Sunday Night Heat May 19th, 2024 | vs. Low Rider | Victory via Octohausen | 1-0-0 |
Danhausen shocks the WWE Universe when he notches a victory over "The Bruiserweight" Pete Dunne with a surprise roll-up, despite Pete Dunne having control of the majority of the match.
EVENT DATE | VERSUS | RESULT | RECORD |
Monday Night RAW June 3rd, 2024 | vs. Pete Dunne | Victory via roll-up | 2-0-0 |
Danhausen once again shocks the entire WWE Universe when he defeats "The Final Boss" in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match. Danhausen proved the world wrong and defeated The Rock in a decisive fashion, after nailing him with the Goodnighthausen and notching the victory in the center of the ring!
EVENT DATE | VERSUS | RESULT | RECORD |
Monday Night RAW June 10th, 2024 | vs. The Rock | Victory via Goodnighthausen | 3-0-0 |
Looking to continue his wave of momentum, Danhausen issued an open challenge that was eventually answered by the debuting Ace Austin. Despite "The Inevitable's" best efforts, he was not successful, as Danhausen managed to catch Ace Austin with the Goodnighthausen, thus continuing his winning streak heading into Money in the Bank!
EVENT DATE | VERSUS | RESULT | RECORD |
Monday Night RAW June 17th, 2024 | vs. Ace Austin | Victory via Goodnighthausen | 4-0-0 |
Danhausen defeats the flaming luchador Fuego del Sol on the July 7th episode of Sunday Night Heat, extending his undefeated streak to 5-0!
EVENT DATE | VERSUS | RESULT | RECORD |
Sunday Night Heat July 7th, 2024 | vs. Fuego del Sol | Victory via Goodnighthausen | 5-0-0 |
In one of the most shocking moments in WWE history, Danhausen won the Money in the Bank contract, defying all odds and logic. Known more for his bizarre antics than for his in-ring prowess, few believed Danhausen had a chance in such a high-stakes match. Yet, amid the chaos, Danhausen’s unorthodox style worked to his advantage and he was able to steal the Money in the Bank briefcase, thus earning the opportunity to challenge for the WWE World Title any time, any place.
EVENT DATE | VERSUS | RESULT | RECORD |
Money in the Bank July 14th, 2024 | vs. 8 others | Victory | 6-0-0 |
Following Corey Graves victory over Diesel, The main event of No Mercy featured Diesel defending his WWE World Championship against Corey Graves. During that match, Danhausen appeared from underneath the ring in an attempt to help his supposed "best friend, Truckman" .. but Corey Graves had other plans. He laid out and bloodied up Danhausen and eventually defeated Diesel to win the WWE World Title... But moments later, Graves' moment in the sun was cut shut, when Danhausen proceeded to cash in the Money in the Bank contract and won the WWE World Title.
EVENT DATE | VERSUS | RESULT | RECORD |
No Mercy September 22nd, 2024 | vs. Corey Graves | Victory via Goodnighthausen | 7-0-0 |
CHAPTER 01 - DANHAUSEN INVADES THE WWE UNIVERSE
In May of 2024, Danhausen appeared in a segment on RAW when he was spotted attempting to enter the arena, despite being an uninvited guest. Claiming that he had a meeting with Triple H (whom he exclusively referred to as Terra Ryzing), Danhausen snuck past security but ultimately was unable to meet with the WWE' Co-Owner.
Instead, somehow - Danhausen managed to sneak his way onto a match on the May 19th episode of Sunday Night Heat, where he was victorious against Low Rider.
After pestering the staff of the WWE for long enough, Danhausen earned an opportunity to compete on Monday Night RAW, notching a surprise victory over "The Bruiserweight" Pete Dunne. This bout, oddly enough, would lead to a massive opportunity for Danhausen, as he was selected to compete in one of the qualifying bouts for the upcoming Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Shocking the world, Danhausen would defeat Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to qualify for the Money in the Bank match! The next few weeks were spent defeating whomever was put in Danhausen's path, including both Ace Austin and Fuego del Sol.
After pestering the staff of the WWE for long enough, Danhausen earned an opportunity to compete on Monday Night RAW, notching a surprise victory over "The Bruiserweight" Pete Dunne. This bout, oddly enough, would lead to a massive opportunity for Danhausen, as he was selected to compete in one of the qualifying bouts for the upcoming Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Shocking the world, Danhausen would defeat Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to qualify for the Money in the Bank match! The next few weeks were spent defeating whomever was put in Danhausen's path, including both Ace Austin and Fuego del Sol.
CHAPTER 02 - MR. HUMAN MONIES IN THE VAULT
In what can only be described as a shocking turn of events, Danhausen somehow managed to win the Money in the Bank match and earned an opportunity to challenge for any title he wants, at any time, With the WWE Championship firmly around the waist of "Big Daddy Cool" Diesel, Danhausen looked to become best friends with Diesel and Shawn Michaels, hoping to become a "Dude with Attitude". At SummerSlam, Danhausen inadvertently provided an assist to Diesel when he provided a much-needed distraction that was required to beat Corey Graves and retain the WWE World Title. Still, despite this, Diesel made it clear that there were no hard feelings, he just wasn't interested in hanging around Danhausen.
Things really came to a head during Diesel's next title defense, when he faced off against Corey Graves in the career changing Hell in a Cell. During that match, Danhausen had intended on hiding underneath the ring in anticipation of helping Big Daddy Cool. Danhausen went to attack Corey Graves, but Graves ended up getting the better of Danhausen and left him laid out and bloodied. After Danhausen was removed from the Cell, the match continued and eventually Corey Graves won, defeating Diesel and capturing the WWE World Title for the first time in his career. But before Graves could enjoy the culimination of his life's work, Danhausen was there with his "Human Monies in The Vault" lunchbox to ruin the moment. After Danhausen cashed in the Money in the Bank contract, he quickly nailed a battered Corey Graves with a stiff Goodnighthausen and shocked the WWE Universe. Danhausen was now WWE World Champion, and anything was possible...
Things really came to a head during Diesel's next title defense, when he faced off against Corey Graves in the career changing Hell in a Cell. During that match, Danhausen had intended on hiding underneath the ring in anticipation of helping Big Daddy Cool. Danhausen went to attack Corey Graves, but Graves ended up getting the better of Danhausen and left him laid out and bloodied. After Danhausen was removed from the Cell, the match continued and eventually Corey Graves won, defeating Diesel and capturing the WWE World Title for the first time in his career. But before Graves could enjoy the culimination of his life's work, Danhausen was there with his "Human Monies in The Vault" lunchbox to ruin the moment. After Danhausen cashed in the Money in the Bank contract, he quickly nailed a battered Corey Graves with a stiff Goodnighthausen and shocked the WWE Universe. Danhausen was now WWE World Champion, and anything was possible...
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