Jim Cornette

NAME:
Your friend and mine…
MR. JAMES E. CORNETTE

NICKNAME(S):
“The General”
“The Louisville Lip”
"The Louisville Slugger"
“The Man of 1,000 Tennis Rackets”
“Leader of the Cult of Meat with Extra Cheese”
“Leader of the Cult of Cornette”

HOMETOWN:
Louisville, Kentucky

ALIGNMENT:
I couldn't give a French-fried-titty-f*** what you think about me. Unless you’re the one signing my checks, it’s none of your business.

CHARACTER COLOR CODE:

JIM CORNETTE: TEXT.

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BIOGRAPHY:
You people, you know who I am. But you don't know why I'm here.

Wouldn’t you know who won the pony, Mr. McMahon’s baby girl, Stephanie, has finally been put in charge of her very own wrestling promotion. And look who has decided to join her, her husband, Triple H.

Look, Stephanie is a nice enough girl, don’t get me wrong, but she couldn’t book Lassie at a pet shop.

As for her husband? Let's just say… I think a few of those chair shots he took during the Attitude Era stuck. If it was raining soup, he’d be outside waiting with a fork.

If you don’t know who I am, I am James E. Cornette.

My friends call me Jim. And I don’t have very many of them.

I have been an agent, booker, author, podcaster, color commentator, manager, promoter, trainer, and occasional professional wrestler.

I’ve lived more years in this business than I have out. I’m not saying I’m better than you, but I’m saying I know better than you. And that's exactly why the WWE has brought me in... to tell you people just exactly what I think!

You might not think I’m right, but I dare you to say I’m wrong.

I know, you are all confused. You don’t know whether to wind your ass or scratch your watch… I’ve seen it before. Hell, I have seen everything before. And soon, I'll tell you all about it.

Meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese, bacon, sauce.

Thank you.
F you.
BYE.