Monday Night RAW 8-5-2024

As the opening video package ends, pyro explodes on the stage as the crowd in San Diego, California is erupting in cheers. The cameras pan through the crowd, showing off various signs reading things like “Welcome Back, Michael Cole!”, “Marry me Mariah?!”, “Cash In On ME!” and more. After doing a pan of the Pechanga Arena, the cameras settle in on the commentary table where we see the team of Michael Cole and Wade Barrett.



MICHAEL COLE: Good evening folks, welcome to Monday Night RAW! I’m Michael Cole, and while I might not be one hundred percent yet, I have been medically cleared to rejoin my broadcast partner, Wade Barrett. And Wade, we sure have a jam packed card tonight for everybody to enjoy!

WADE BARRETT: Thank the lord you are back, Cole. I’m not sure what I would’ve done if I had to endure another week of The Young Bucks out here with me!

MICHAEL COLE: Well from what I saw of last week, I’m glad that I didn’t have to go through with being paired up with them. Those two gave zero respect to our competitors, and they interfered in a great main event just because they can’t take the fact that they aren’t in the spotlight anymore!

WADE BARRETT: Can’t argue with you there, Cole. They do seem like a pair of spoiled children desperately seeking attention any way they can get it. But you are back, and all is right in the world once again!

MICHAEL COLE: Thanks partner, it’s a pleasure to be back where I belong! I have to say though, it seems like Adam Cole is getting the least amount of respect from his peers. Week after week he comes out here and gets interrupted every time. This week he’s squaring off with The Hurricane and one has to wonder if the frustration he’s feeling recently is fueling Cole’s little hot streak he’s on right now.

WADE BARRETT: He’s looked rather good in the past couple of weeks and you have to imagine it’s all working towards that Intercontinental Championship shot he’d like to have at SummerSlam! With the way things have been going for him, it’s hard to imagine he won’t take home the gold before we know it!

MICHAEL COLE: And while he’s been on a hot streak, The Patriarchy has been suffering from a bit of a decline. Their efforts haven’t been lackluster, but their opponents seem to have found a way to counter them pretty successfully. You have to imagine that they’re hoping to pick up a victory this week in the newly signed 2.0!

WADE BARRETT: On the other hand, Matt Menard and Angelo Parker are probably hoping to score their first victory here on Monday Night RAW. Beating the more established Patriarchy would certainly put them on the map in a big way.

MICHAEL COLE: Toni Storm is also looking to put herself on the map in a big way. Last week she talked about seizing an opportunity and she’s got one this week when she takes on our WWE Women’s Champion, Serena Deeb.

WADE BARRETT: The Women’s Championship may not be on the line in this one, but you have to imagine that a great performance and victory by Toni Storm would certainly bump her up the line of possible contenders for Serena. I think we’ve got a classic in the making that we’re about to see tonight when these two compete!

MICHAEL COLE: Another big match is on the books tonight, when we see two meaty men in Big E and Big Cass face off!

WADE BARRETT: Those are two really BIG meaty men, Cole! I can only imagine what’s going to happen when those two start slapping the hell out of each other!

MICHAEL COLE: If you want to talk about people slapping the hell out of each other, we need to talk about the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships. This week we’ve got four women who will most likely be slapping the hell out of each other. Britt Baker teams up with Rhea Ripley to take on the team of MKZ Ultra!

WADE BARRETT: But it doesn’t stop there, Cole! Tama Tonga is going to be taking on Chris Sabin in what looks to be a chance to measure each other up. For both teams, this match could mean a lot moving forward. Alex Shelley and Tonga Loa are probably going to be watching very closely while their partners take each other on!

MICHAEL COLE: But enough talk, Wade, we’ve got to get this show on the road! I’d much rather watch these superstars put each other through hell, so that I can figure about the lingering pain that I’m still feeling.

"When the Lights Go Down" by Downstait hits the P/A system of the Pechanga arena in San Diego, California erupts with a chorus of boos for the two men making their way to the stage, Maxwell Jacob Friedman and Matt Cardona. They bump fists together before they begin to make their trek down to the ring. Both men shoo away a few more eager fans from touching them before they climb the ring stairs and pose for the fans on the side of the ring.

WADE BARRETT: Well it appears as though we’re going to start off tonight with two men who are certainly better than The Young Bucks, Cole!

MICHAEL COLE: I hate to agree with you there, but the bar is very low when it comes to being better to deal with than Nick and Matt Jackson!

Maxwell Jacob Friedman summons a ringside attendant to get some microphones as a sour expression has crossed his face. After retrieving them, he turns to his Strong Island tag team partner, Matt Cardona, and hands a microphone to him while keeping one for himself.

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: You know, Matt, I don’t know about you, but there’s only a few things in this world that really grinds my gears! Last week, we saw two men come out here and make some statements that were really quite bold. They jabbered on about how WWE was falling into a decline of some sort. Now, seeing as how you and I are still very much a part of this company, I don’t really see how that’s even a possibility, tell me when I’m tellin’ lies, Matt!

Maxwell forces himself to grin as he slaps a hand on Matt’s shoulder and lowers his microphone.

MATT CARDONA: No lies detected, bro! They seemed to have an awful lot to say about the locker room, saying that the young guys don’t have what it takes to carry the company…but where have they been for the last two months? Oh, that’s right, sitting at home crying like a couple of babies because they lost the Tag Team Titles!

Maxwell can’t help but laugh as he pictures them crying.

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: Well, after they got absolutely destroyed in that Empty Arena Match, one doesn’t have to imagine that it was pretty embarrassing. Not to mention, their horribly disfigured faces probably needed time to heal after taking so much dam - -

Maxwell stops himself as Matt leans in to whisper something to him and he gets a look of surprise on his face.

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: You’re telling me their faces were ALWAYS this ugly?! Well, I guess not everybody can look as handsome as you or I. But that’s besides the point! Last week, they thought they could come out on OUR show and talk about nobody having the balls to come out here and stop them! Well I’ve got news for you Nicolas and Matthew, Cardona and myself just didn’t feel like going to that cesspool of a town called Glendale, Arizona!

MATT CARDONA: Yeah! You wanna run your mouths and talk about how there’s no pride in the locker room, you wanna say it’s an embarrassment? Why don’t you guys come down here right now and run your mouths to our faces and we’ll show you what an embarrassment looks like when we kick your jabroni asses all over San Diego!

Maxwell pauses for a moment before raising a hand to his ear and towards the rampway and entrance area. After a minute passes he shakes his head and laughs into the microphone.

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: Let me guess, that just doesn’t work for the two of you, right? There’s far more important things this week, like making sure you don’t embarrass yourselves against another tag team that is clearly superior to you! It’s okay, the two of us understand, you have to pick your battles when you don’t quite have what it takes. Well, unlike the two of you, we don’t have that problem and last week, CM Punk and Stevie Richards said as much. They didn’t talk about what a challenge it was to face the EVPs when they faced them. No! They talked about Maxwell Jacob Friedman!

Maxwell pokes a finger into his own chest hard. Now turning to his partner and pointing it hard into Cardona’s chest, he continues to speak.

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: They talked about Matt Cardona! They talked about two guys who are Alwayz Ready and better than you, and you both know it! See, AEW isn’t what made Maxwell Jacob Friedman! Tony Khan isn’t what made Maxwell Jacob Friedman! Cody Rhodes isn’t even what made Maxwell Jacob Friedman! So what makes the two of you think that YOU made ME?!

Clearly worked up at this point he begins to pace for a moment before he points up the rampway.

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: I want everybody in the back, and I want both of you to listen very clearly to me. Maxwell Jacob Friedman made himself! Matt Cardona made himself! So you can talk about making whatever failed experiments you want to try to take this place down. You can say you’ll steal superstars and make them better, but we all know that’s a bold faced lie. The truth of the matter is, you two aren’t looking at selfish people in the locker room here in WWE. The only two selfish people this company currently employs are two clowns playing at being WWE superstars when, in reality, they belong in the bingo halls and the high school gyms wrestling the Jack Nobodies and Jake Somethings of the world! Because you two aren’t good enough to lace our boots, you two aren’t even good enough to hold our jocks! So when the two of you find a pair, you’ll know where you can find us!

Friedman pulls the microphone away from his mouth, shaking after his impassioned speech as the crowd eats it up. Cardona now raises his microphone back up and begins to speak.

MATT CARDONA: I couldn’t have said it better myself, broski! And another thing, we - -

NICK JACKSON: Are you guys still talking?

Cardona stops as he hears Nick Jackson’s voice, and he and MJF look around before turning their attention to the TitanTron, where both of the Young Bucks are shown sitting in their dressing room backstage, smirks on their faces.



MATT JACKSON: Yeah, seriously. We get it guys. I do find it odd, however, that you two are - -

Matt is cut off by an annoyed and mad MJF.

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: No, no, no, no, no. You have got to be kidding me. You’ve got to be absolutely kidding me! You two are going to come out here last week, talk your smack and run the whole roster up and down on commentary, and then have the audacity to not even come out here and face us man to man? You’re going to sit back there in your dressing room?

NICK JACKSON: That’s right.

The blunt answer only makes MJF more angry.

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: You two nutsacks need to get your asses out here now!

MATT JACKSON: Max, bud, I think you kind of failed to notice the key part of what happened on RAW last week. We can do whatever we want.

NICK JACKSON: Whatever.

MATT JACKSON: Which includes addressing your words towards us from our comfortable private locker room while someone undoubtedly is taking a dump in your bag in the public locker room right now.

MATT CARDONA: This isn’t hard, guys. You called everyone out last week and we answered the challenge. Now you’re going to go out of your way to dodge us? Seems like you’re both scared!

NICK JACKSON: First of all, shut up.

MATT JACKSON: Well, first of first of all, welcome back to Michael Cole! So good to see you back! Hope you learned a thing or two last week on your day off by watching some real commentators.

MICHAEL COLE: Give me a break.

WADE BARRETT: These two are absolutely insufferable.

NICK JACKSON: Cardona, what you fail to realize is that you owe your whole existence to Nick and Matt Jackson.

Cardona scoffs and shakes his head.

MATT JACKSON: He’s right! If we hadn’t given you the path to success outside of WWE, you’d still be wrestling in high school gyms for a free hot dog and twenty bucks.

MATT CARDONA: I had one match in your stupid little fed. I made my name for myself through hard work and always hustling.

NICK JACKSON: You made your name because we made it cool to be successful outside of WWE. We showed the world that this place isn’t the end all to professional wrestling. You just happened to strike right after we lit the fire. You fell ass backwards into your popularity because the Young Bucks made wrestling on the independent scene cool.

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: You two are absolutely out of your damn minds. To disregard the work that this man has put in to be where he’s at and take the credit for yourself is absolutely delusional.

MATT JACKSON: Well what about you, Max? How do you think you got to where you’re at right now? Standing in the middle of the ring leading off Monday Night RAW. The absolute peak of your career. If only people had given this young kid from Long Island a chance when he was trying to break through and make it big.

NICK JACKSON: If only someone had seen the potential in you and wanted to show the world.

MATT JACKSON: Only for you to wind up like…this. This pathetic image now. Out here pretending like you care about WWE and like you’re some sort of representative for a place that never took a chance on you. Seriously, look at you.

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: You know what, Matt? You might actually be right. It is foolish of me to stand out here and pretend like this place was the place that made me who I am today. I am not WWE through and through and I may not necessarily bleed for Monday Night RAW. But if you think I’m going to let either one of you numbnuts take credit for the success that I’ve earned, then you’re even dumber than you look. NO ONE TAKES CREDIT FOR THE SUCCESS OF MJF EXCEPT FOR MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN.

Nick puts his hands up as his face looks like he’s in some sort of pain.

NICK JACKSON: Please, stop yelling. Good lord.

MATT JACKSON: Whatever you need to tell yourself, Max.

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: You guys can sit in the back tonight but trust me when I say, your time is coming. You can’t hide forever and when - -

He’s cut off again by the Jackson brothers.

NICK JACKSON: No, Max. Your time is coming. We told you two weeks ago that this was just the beginning, and more is coming.

MATT JACKSON: Yeah Max. If I was you and your little buddy Matt there, I’d be watching your back tonight. You never know who might be hiding where.

MATT CARDONA: Not even man enough to fight us face to face? You’re going to resort to sneak attacks and blindsiding us?

MATT JACKSON: Oh, when the time is right, we’ll face you man to man. We have no problem fighting you two guys and putting you both in your place. We cannot, however, promise the same from anyone else that might be associated with us.

NICK JACKSON: You see, we’ve got a dog on a leash right now and he is absolutely dying to get off that leash. And once he’s off his leash, there’s not much we can do to stop him.

MATT JACKSON: I think we’ve said too much. Gentlemen, watch your backs. We’ll see you soon.

The transmission from the Bucks ends and the TitanTron fades to black. Cardona and MJF give each other a look in the ring as the scene switches to Cole and Barrett at commentary.

MICHAEL COLE: A cryptic warning from Nick and Matt Jackson here tonight. I never thought I’d be cheering for MJF and Cardona but here we are.

WADE BARRETT: Probably not who I expected to step up for the WWE but I’m sure there are more back there ready to fight after last week.

MICHAEL COLE: It would seem as though the Bucks aren’t alone though. Talking about having a dog on his leash ready to be let loose.

WADE BARRETT: I’d hate to assume anything at this point, but I hope that doesn’t mean what I think it means.

MICHAEL COLE: Well, we’ve got some action to get to tonight as we have a great set of matches here on RAW tonight.

WADE BARRETT: For our first match, we’re going to be seeing Adam Cole take on his punishment in the form of The Hurricane!

MICHAEL COLE: And you have to imagine that since he can’t put his hands on Mankind, he’s looking to dish out punishment on The Hurricane when they step between the ropes!

”Undisputed” by CFO$ begins to play over the arena’s P/A system as the crowd gives a slight pop for the arrival of “The Star of the Show”, Adam Cole. He’s got the swagger of a star for sure as he makes his way to the top of the stage with a confident grin on his face, and he strikes a pose before quickly making his way to the ring as he scans the WWE Universe in attendance tonight.



SAMANTHA IRVIN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, The Star of the Show, Adaaam Cooole!

MICHAEL COLE: Adam Cole has been on a hot streak as of late. If I’m Mankind, I’m beginning to worry about the future of the Intercontinental Championship at SummerSlam!

WADE BARRETT: With good reason, The Star of the Show has been unstoppable! Only a few more weeks and he’ll be primed and ready to defeat Mankind at SummerSlam as long as he can keep his hands off him before then!

As Adam Cole steps onto the apron for his usual moment waiting for the boom moment in his theme to drop, the lights suddenly go out except for a spotlight on the stage and “Eye of The Hurricane” blares over the P/A system as The Hurricane practically glides out to the top of the stage, holding his cape as he poses with his hands on his hips for the crowd. The crowd is absolutely eating up his appearance as they cheer for the superhero of WWE! As the lights come back up, The Hurricane has a determined and serious expression on his face as he makes his way to the ring with a mic in hand.



SAMANTHA IRVIN: And his opponent, making his way to the ring, The Huuurricaaane!

MICHAEL COLE: Cole doesn’t look very pleased with yet another interruption during his entrance!

WADE BARRETT: Why would he be pleased? Every week he’s just trying to get a little respect, and these idiots come out and ruin his entrance!

The Hurricane begins to chastise Adam Cole on his way to the ring.

THE HURRICANE: Now you hold on just a minute, you foul, finagling fiend of a foe! The Hurricane will not stand for you polluting the minds of the WWE Universe. I’ve come to bring justice, to stand for what’s right, and to put an end to all villainy that rears its ugly head in the WWE! So, I hope you ate your vitamins, said your prayers, and kissed those buttcheeks of yours goodbye! I’m about to rain down a rigorous, ruthless rush of rage like only The Hulk has ever done before! By the time I’m finished, you’ll be nothing but a smashed smear on the sturdy surface of that ring! Prepare yourself for…The Hurricane!

The Hurricane now politely hands off the mic to a ringside attendant before he ascends the steps and climbs to the top rope before “flying” down into the ring to stand face-to-face with his foe.

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Once the bell rings, both men circle the ring as they stare each other down. Both men have very clear intentions to prove themselves. The Hurricane locks up with Cole in the middle of the ring, with Cole winning the exchange as he tries to bring Hurricane to the canvas but is pushed away. They go for a lockup in the center of the ring again, but this time Hurricane wins and goes for a suplex, but Cole fights out of it with a few elbows. Cole rolls out of the ring looking to regroup, and Hurricane runs towards the ropes but stops himself as Cole steps out of the oncoming danger. Cole shakes a finger at him and says that he won’t fall for the same tricks as Christian did last week.

MICHAEL COLE: Smart move by Cole!

WADE BARRETT: He’s got to be on top of his game; he’s facing a legend very soon after all.

The official backs Hurricane up as Cole steps up and back into the ring, and the two lock up again. As they jockey for a position of power, they wind up on the ropes, and the official breaks it up, but Cole goes for a cheap shot, and Hurricane stun guns him off the top rope! As Cole bounces off Hurricane nails a swinging neckbreaker that lands with a hard thud! Cole tries to get back to his feet quickly but gets hit with a dropkick! Hurricane makes the cover, 1…2…and Cole kicks out! Cole still has a lot left in the tank it appears. As Hurricane goes to grab the right leg, Cole stands up while he’s holding it and nails an enziguri that has Hurricane seeing stars! Cole rears back and nails a superkick for good measure! Cole bounces himself off the ropes and nails a pump kick that takes Hurricane down. As Hurricane backs up to his feet, he gets hit with a clothesline. Cole pulls him up and nails another clothesline! Cole now pulls Hurricane in an armbar DDT!e He makes the cover, 1…2…Hurricane kicks out!

MICHAEL COLE: Close call there, Wade!

WADE BARRETT: Hurricane has proven himself quite resilient these last few weeks. It’s not going to be an easy night, even if Cole thinks it will be!

Cole smirks to himself and looks at Hurricane on the canvas, grabs hold of his left arm, and starts twisting it. Hurricane tries to fight back, but Cole twists even harder. Hurricane uses his veteran knowledge to find an opening, however, and counters into a schoolboy! 1…2…Cole kicks out! Cole looks annoyed after nearly being caught but charges back in and gets hit with a monkey flip that sends him flying across the ring! Cole holds his back as he gets up and charges in again, but gets taken down with an arm drag this time! Hurricane grabs Cole’s arm now and transitions into an arm bar, but Cole quickly gets to the ropes and gets his foot on them to have the official break the hold! Hurricane pulls Cole away from the ropes but gets nailed with a kick that forces him back, and Cole is on the attack with a feint kick. He follows up with a kick to the leg that brings Hurricane to his knees and then finishes up the series with a shining wizard! 1…2…Hurricane kicks out at the last second!

MICHAEL COLE: These two appear to be quite evenly matched, Wade!

WADE BARRETT: Well, it’s not fair when a superhero is across the ring from you. Cole said he wanted to see what superpowers Hurricane had; apparently, he’s got some strange ability to keep kicking out no matter what’s done to him!

Cole smirks as he’s taken back control of the match and grabs the arm of Hurricane and twists it again! Hurricane tries to fight back again, but Cole holds him down with a foot and stomps on the arm of his opponent! Hurricane shouts in pain as he twists around on the canvas. Cole picks him up off the canvas and whips him into the turnbuckles arm first! Hurricane shouts in pain again as he bounces back right into a BACKSTABBER! Cole makes the cover, 1…2…Hurricane barely gets the shoulder up! Cole goes back to work on the arm as he twists it back behind Hurricane and kneels on it to add pressure. Hurricane, clearly in a ton of pain, begins crawling until he makes it to the ropes as Cole shakes his head in disbelief and watches the hand of Hurricane grasp the bottom rope! Cole continues to torque the arm though as the referee begins to count, 1…2…3…4…Cole finally backs away but kicks the injured arm of Hurricane for good measure! Boos echo from the crowd, but Cole taunts them that Hurricane is going to lose again just like he has every other time! Cole lifts Hurricane off the canvas and onto his shoulders and goes for the Ushigoroshi but Hurricane manages to land on his feet! Hurricane chop blocks Cole with his good arm, and Cole buckles down to his knees!

MICHAEL COLE: Smart move there, Hurricane!

WADE BARRETT: Cole needs to get back into this one or he could be in trouble!

Hurricane grabs Cole and, using only his good arm, hits a one-armed DDT! He makes the cover, 1…2…Cole kicks out! Hurricane points to the turnbuckle corner before he ascends and waits for Cole to get back to his feet. The crowd is cheering as Cole gets to his feet and turns right into a missile dropkick from the top rope! Hurricane makes another cover, 1…2…Cole kicks out again! Hurricane grabs Cole and pulls him up by the throat as he gives a thumbs up to the crowd and CHOKESLAM! Hurricane grabs both legs of Cole as he goes for the cover again, 1…2…Cole gets the shoulder up! Hurricane signals to the crowd for the Eye of The Hurricane but as he goes to grab Cole, he gets a kick to the head for his trouble!

MICHAEL COLE: Nasty shot there by Cole!

WADE BARRETT: Hurricane looks like he’s seeing stars!

Cole grabs Hurricane around the neck as he screams in pain and knocks him down with a neckbreaker and makes the cover! 1…2…Hurricane kicks out! Cole stays on the attack as he runs off the ropes and comes back with a low dropkick, but Hurricane catches the leg and gets to his feet! Cole tries to talk his way out of what’s coming but gets hit with an exploder suplex! Hurricane is fired up now as he ascends the turnbuckle once more and jumps off with a diving leg drop! Hurricane hooks the leg once again, 1…2…Cole puts his foot on the rope, and the official stops the count! Hurricane slaps the canvas in frustration, and as both men get to their feet, they stand in the middle of the ring again and begin to exchange strikes!

MICHAEL COLE: I don’t know how wise a striking battle is for Hurricane right now. That arm has suffered quite a fair bit of damage throughout this match!

WADE BARRETT: Cole isn’t in the best shape either, he’s taken his lumps as well!

Hurricane favors the good arm with his strikes, and Cole finally gets the advantage as he grabs the bad arm and wrenches it! Hurricane, however, manages to flip around and has Cole in place for it, EYE OF THE HURRICANE! But right after he’s slammed into the canvas, Cole rolls out of the ring to avoid the pinfall. Hurricane shakes his head in frustration as he heads out of the ring to go after Cole but gets nailed with a low blow that the official doesn’t see from Cole, and the crowd boos! Cole unloads with some forearms before he rolls Hurricane back into the ring. Cole goes to the corner and climbs up top as he waits for Hurricane to get to his feet, jumps down and gets Hurricane’s head in position between his legs, and flips him over, dropping him on his head, PANAMA SUNRISE! Cole lifts the legs of Hurricane as the official slides into place, 1…2…3!



SAMANTHA IRVIN: Here is your winner, The Star of the Show ADAAAM COOOLE!

MICHAEL COLE: That low blow was a stain on this match, I can’t believe Adam Cole would stoop so low!

WADE BARRETT: I can! He’s not out here to play nice, he’s out here to win, to prove he’s The Star of the Show like he says! That’s exactly what it allowed him to do tonight!

Adam Cole demands the referee raise his arm after kicking The Hurricane out of the ring to the floor. A grin spreads over his face as the fans boo him relentlessly, and the official goes to check on The Hurricane now. Cole mocks the fans by wiping at his face as if to remove tears. Calling the crowd a bunch of crybabies before he makes his way through to the backstage area. As The Hurricane gets to his feet, he holds onto his injured arm as medical technicians come out to check on him and help him make his way to the back. The crowd claps as he makes his way to the back of his own volition, and the curtain is parted for him as he disappears behind it.

MICHAEL COLE: Folks, I’m hearing that there’s been some kind of altercation backstage. We’re working to get cameras back there and check on the situation.

WADE BARRETT: Altercation? That doesn’t sound good. Do we know any more details?

MICHAEL COLE: I know that medical staff are on their way and we’re trying to get a camera there. Okay, I’m told we have a cameraman back there now.

We cut to the backstage area and find MJF laid out through a table in his locker room. There’s no one else around but the medical staff coming in and the cameraman.



MICHAEL COLE: What the hell happened here?

WADE BARRETT: MJF has been laid out backstage in his locker room!

MICHAEL COLE: This has the smell of the Young Bucks all over it, Wade! Those absolute despicable pieces of sh - -

WADE BARRETT: I know you’re wound up about all of this, Cole but we can’t be trying to slip words past the censors.

MICHAEL COLE: I’m so tired of these two doing whatever they want.

WADE BARRETT: We can’t be for sure it was them.

MICHAEL COLE: They came out here to start the night and told MJF and Cardona to watch their backs and said they’d let their dog off their leash and there’s a damn leash lying on the ground back there!

WADE BARRETT: Okay, those probably aren’t coincidences.

MICHAEL COLE: Get them out of this arena before they do it again!

WADE BARRETT: Their contracts say they can’t be kicked out, Cole.

MICHAEL COLE: Fans, we have to continue on with tonight’s show, but the Young Bucks are clearly behind this attack on MJF.

The crowd cheers as the camera shot fades out, then back into a shot from the parking garage. Seth Freakin’ Rollins walks slowly among the parked cars with his luggage thrown over one shoulder. He’s dressed surprisingly casually, but a bit of maroon fabric pokes out from one of the zippers. He nods his head as he passes various members of the backstage crew.

MICHAEL COLE: Well folks, we heard just before RAW went live tonight that this man had some thoughts to share with the WWE Universe.

WADE BARRETT: Maybe what the Bucks said struck home! For the type of career that Seth Rollins has had, he’s been floating for the past month and hasn’t really shown any ambition. Maybe this is when that finally changes.

MICHAEL COLE: Possibly! He might just have his eyes on another run with the WWE Championship! Or maybe he’s setting his sights on Mankind and the Intercontinental Championship. Whatever it is, folks, he’ll be out here to speak later, so stay tuned in!

We now go to another area backstage, where the cameras pick up Saraya and Shotzi Blackheart, as they are standing opposite one another, just in the midst of a conversation.

SARAYA: I'm just saying...whether the Women's Tag Team Championships legitimately come back into existence or not, there is still a need for real women's tag teams. Legit ones. Strong ones. And I mean teams that can take down the Unholy Union...

SHOTZI BLACKHEART: I mean, I'll give them all the credit in the world for trying to sneak their way to a reign though. It was creative, even I'll admit that!

Shotzi laughs before continuing on.

SHOTZI BLACKHEART: But I don't know about a team. As I said, my fight against Alba and Isla is mine, and I shouldn't have to rely on anybody else to have my back.

SARAYA: I can't just keep standing by and watching these attacks happen, and you know it's far from over. I know you can handle yourself, Shotzi, but if the help is offering itself to you, I say take it. Plus, you can't deny that together, we're pretty damn good.

Shotzi hesitates but knowing Saraya has a point, she nods her head.

SHOTZI BLACKHEART: I do appreciate all the help and you're right, given our experience and individual strengths, we would complement each other well and make for a pretty formidable team...

Without saying another word, Saraya just glares at Shotzi with an expectant look, waiting for her to accept.

SHOTZI BLACKHEART: Alright, let's do this! I appreciate the desire you have to watch my back and I know we can give the Unholy Union one hell of a fight! Those championships would be a bonus…

ALBA FYRE: The Women’s Tag Team Championships? Our championships?

The camera zooms out to reveal Alba Fyre stepping onto the scene. Both women look confused, waiting for the appearance of her partner that was sure to come, but they turn to the right and see her there laying on the crates, it’s Isla Dawn, who blows red mist into both of their faces, blinding them!

Alba grabs Shotzi by the hair and viciously slams her head against a nearby crate. Isla Dawn delivers a series of rapid, hard kicks to Saraya’s midsection, forcing her to her knees. Alba then lifts Shotzi and drives her back-first into the side of a trash can with a loud crash, leaving her writhing in pain on the floor.

Alba and Isla exchange wicked laughs, enjoying the chaos they’ve caused. Alba then picks up Saraya and delivers a devastating DDT onto the concrete floor, while Isla Dawn stomps away on Shotzi’s ribs. Now, as Alba and Isla prepare for another round of attacks, several backstage workers and officials rush in to break up the brawl. They pull Alba and Isla away, but the damage is done. Alba and Isla back away, still laughing maniacally, as Saraya and Shotzi struggle to recover on the floor, their faces covered in red mist looking almost like a sign of what’s soon to shed between both teams.

The camera cuts to another backstage area where Dawn Marie and Scarlett Bordeaux are walking with purpose, heading toward Stephanie McMahon’s office. Dawn is all business, her stride confident, while Scarlett follows with a smug grin, basking in her supposed victory last night on Heatwave. As they reach Stephanie’s office, Dawn doesn’t bother knocking, pushing the door open with authority. Stephanie McMahon is seated at her desk, reviewing some paperwork. She looks up, her expression a mix of curiosity and amusement.

DAWN MARIE: Hey Stephanie, I’m here to introduce you to the winner of Heatwave… Scarlett Bordeaux!

Scarlett steps forward, striking a pose that exudes confidence and allure. Stephanie’s lips curl into a knowing smile, and she chuckles, shaking her head slightly.

STEPHANIE MCMAHON: Winner? Dawn, I think you’re mistaken. The shows contract clearly states that the final of Heatwave will be decided at SummerSlam. There is no winner yet.

Dawn’s confident demeanour falters, replaced by a look of shock.

DAWN MARIE: But we’ve already decided. Scarlett proved herself last night and all the other nights. She’s the clear winner!

Stephanie’s amusement fades, replaced by a steely determination. She stands up, looking Dawn directly in the eyes.

STEPHANIE MCMAHON: Dawn, let me make something perfectly clear. The way Heatwave has been handled under your management has been nothing short of a disaster. Manipulation. Favoritism. Blatant disregard for the rules. And I’ll let you know now that this isn’t what we envisioned for the competition.

Dawn opens her mouth to protest, but Stephanie cuts her off, her voice rising with authority.

STEPHANIE MCMAHON: You’ve undermined the integrity of the competition and the efforts of the competitors. This is not how we do things in WWE. Therefore, next week, Lita will be joining you as co-host to ensure that the final challenge is fair and worthy of our audience. She will be setting the challenge, and I expect you to cooperate fully.

The crowd, watching on the TitanTron, erupts into cheers at the mention of Lita. The camera captures Dawn’s face, twisted in disgust and frustration, while Scarlett’s confidence begins to waver.

DAWN MARIE: You can’t do this! I’ve been running Heatwave! This is my show!

Stephanie steps closer, her voice low and firm.

STEPHANIE MCMAHON: Oh, I can, and I just did. Get used to it, Dawn. And Scarlett, you’ll have your chance to prove yourself, just like everyone else. If you truly deserve to be here and if you truly deserve to win, then show it. Now get outta my office!

Dawn glares at Stephanie, her anger barely contained, before spinning on her heel and storming out of the office. Scarlett follows, her confidence shaken, as the camera lingers on Stephanie’s satisfied expression. Back in the arena, the crowd is buzzing with excitement. The prospect of Lita’s involvement and a fair competition has reignited their enthusiasm.

MICHAEL COLE: What a bombshell from Stephanie McMahon! Lita is joining as co-host and also setting the final challenge! This could change everything for Heatwave!

WADE BARRETT: It’s about time someone stepped in to restore order. Lita’s involvement is exactly what this competition needs. I can’t wait to see what happens this Sunday night!

The countdown begins and "Take Over" hits the P/A system of the arena as Killswitch comes to the top of the rampway and leads Nick Wayne out to battle. A grin is on Wayne’s face as Christian slaps him on the back for encouragement before sending them towards the ring. Nick Wayne flips off the crowd as they boo him and Killswitch leads ominously imposing his presence on the scared front row like the mountain of a man that he is poised to strike.



SAMANTHA IRVIN: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring, representing The Patriarchy, Kiiillswiiitch and Niiick Waaayne!

MICHAEL COLE: These two men have challenged the current WWE Tag Team Champions, and tonight they’re hoping to make an example out of the newly signed 2.0!

WADE BARRETT: Nobody can say that The Patriarchy lacks confidence in their abilities. But this unknown element of 2.0 might not be as easy to make an example out of as they think!

As Nick Wayne approaches the ring stairs, Killswitch pulls himself up on the side of the ring with ease and steps over the top rope to enter. Wayne climbs the turnbuckle corner and taunts the fans before jumping down into the ring. The two men begin to discuss strategy before “Sunset in the Vice” by Mikey Rukus hits, and the freshly signed Matt Menard and Angelo Parker excitedly make their way out to the top of the stage to cheers from the crowd. Both men turn to each other and bump forearms in a sign of camaraderie before heading down the rampway, talking trash as they do to The Patriarchy, who simply don’t care as they glare at the newcomers on Monday Night RAW. 2.0 raise their arms in the air and shout for the crowd as you can feel the energy coming off of them!



SAMANTHA IRVIN: And their opponents making their Monday Night RAW debut, 2.0, Aaangelooo Parkerrr and Maaatt Menarrrd!

MICHAEL COLE: The WWE Universe is not completely unfamiliar with these two, formerly known as Ever-Rise and a staple part of the NXT roster at one time. It’s great to see them back, we’re hoping to see what these two have learned since they’ve been gone!

WADE BARRETT: That’s exactly right, Cole! Angelo and Matt have certainly got to be hoping to at least impress us all tonight. Whether or not they have what it takes to beat the more seasoned Killswitch and Wayne is yet to be seen!

As Parker and Menard reach the ring they both pose on the side of the ring as the crowd eats it up. Killswitch seems to be annoyed by the amount of time it’s taking their opponents but as he goes to step forward Wayne places a hand on his chest to stop him. Talking the big man down as they strategize while 2.0 takes off their vests and begin to speak amongst each other as well about who starts the match.

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Menard talks a bunch of trash as he walks up to Killswitch who remains calm as he stares down at the smaller man. Menard goes to strike but Killswitch doges it before nailing an uppercut straight to the jaw of Menard! As Matt falls backward Killswitch shoves him into the corner of the ring with a shove. Killswitch points at Parker on the ring apron and tells him to make the tag! Parker looks at Menard and he holds out his hand and Parker tags himself in! As Parker steps into the ring we get a staredown between the two men before Parker slaps Killswitch across the face!

MICHAEL COLE: Well that can’t be a smart decision on how to start this one!

WADE BARRETT: I certainly wouldn’t slap Killswitch!

Killswitch throws a shot back and the two begin to exchange hard strikes, with Killswitch slowly getting the upper hand as his strength wins out! The fans boo as he owerpower Parker finally and tosses him across the ring to the corner Wayne is in and tags his partner into the match now. Killswitch now tosses Wayne into the corner for a giant ASSISTED SPLASH on Parker who crumbles to the canvas! Wayne pulls Parker to the center of the ring and hooks the leg, 1…2…and Parker kicks out! Wayne grabs hold of Parker’s hair as he lays into him with some hard strikes before the referee forces him to release the hair!

MICHAEL COLE: Wayne clearly with no regard for the rules!

WADE BARRETT: You have to use whatever advantage you can if you want to win!

Wayne makes the tag and Killswitch lifts Parker off the canvas and slams him down with a sidewalk slam! Killswitch makes the cover, 1…2…Parker kicks out once again! Killswitch looks to keep the pressure up as he lifts Parker up but gets an elbow to the ear which stops him for a moment. Parker quickly makes the tag and Menard enters the ring! Wayne comes in as well but Menard has him scouted as he blindsides him with a SUPERKICK that sends him over the ropes and out of the ring! Menard follows up by turning his attention to Killswitch and nails a leg lariat to knock him off his feet! Menard makes the cover, 1…Killswitch powers out!

MICHAEL COLE: Oh no!

WADE BARRETT: Killswitch is not going down that easy!

Menard lays into Killswitch with a few strikes but gets overpowered with a shove! Killswitch now begins to slug him down with a series of hard punches before lifting Menard in the air and connecting with a fallaway slam! Killswitch makes the cover, 1…2…Menard kicks out! Killswitch spots Wayne dying for the tag and pulls Menard to the corner before he picks him up and tosses him into it. Killswitch tags in his partner and both men begin to stomp the hell out of Menard and drive him down into the corner so that he’s seated. Wayne rushes across the ring now before he spins on his heels and flies back with a FRONT DROPKICK to the chest of Menard in the corner! Wayne pulls him out of the corner and makes the cover, 1…2…Menard gets the shoulder up at the last second!

MICHAEL COLE: Menard keeps his team alive!

WADE BARRETT: But for how much longer?

Wayne looks to whip Menard back into the corner but it’s reversed by his opponent as Wayne nails Killswitch and knocks him off the apron in the process! Menard begins towards his corner but gets cut off and clubbed from behind by Wayne who stomps him down on the canvas to stop his momentum. Menard looks to throw an elbow out of desperation but Wayne counters with a stun onto the ropes! He follows it up with a Tijeras as Menard gets back to his feet! Wayne goes for the cover, 1…2…Menard kicks out! Wayne rolls to the corner and tags in Killswitch to take over! Killswitch comes in and BIG BOOT to Parker to knock him off the apron! Killswitch turns his attention back to Menard and lifts him up with a gorilla press before tossing him out of the ring on top of Parker! Killswtich now runs off the ropes and goes through them with a SUICIDE DIVE that takes both members of 2.0 out! The crowd can’t believe what they’ve just seen but boo Killswitch as he tosses Menard back into the ring! He makes the cover, 1…2…and Menard kicks out again!

MICHAEL COLE: Menard is using every bit of energy he can to keep 2.0 in this one!

WADE BARRETT: The damage this man has taken, a lesser man would’ve already crumbled! I’m shocked he’s still moving!

Killswitch looks to keep up the attack as he grabs hold of Menard and lifts him up but he counters with a DDT! Wayne tries to climb into the ring to cut him off but gets nailed with a leaping forearm by Menardr to send him down to the canvas! As he gets back to the corner Parker holds out his hand and gets the tag back into the match! Both men look at each other for a moment before lifting up Killswitch and nail a double flapjack ! Menard and Parker make a few motions towards each other before Killswitch gets up and walks straight into a DOUBLE IMPLANT DDT! Menard makes the cover, 1…2…Killswitch kicks out! Parker lays into Killswitch with a few European uppercuts that rock the monster a bit! Menard whips the big man into the corner and as both men rush in, Killswitch comes out and overpowers them both with a double clothesline!

MICHAEL COLE: That had to hurt! But at least Parker can let his partner have a rest!

WADE BARRETT: After taking a double implant DDT, neither of these men had to be expecting Killswitch to fight back so hard!

Killswitch looks to the corner and makes the tag to bring Wayne back in, he charges forward and lays into Parker with some punches. Menard rushes at him but gets superkicked and tumbles out of the ring! Wayne turns around as Parker goes for him but gets lifted up and taken out with a double knee gutbuster! Wayne makes the cover, 1…2…Parker kicks out! Wayne grabs him on the canvas and looks to carry on his work by getting him in a headlock! He tries to get Parker to his corner but Parker tries to escape and Wayne nails a sleeper suplex! Wayne makes the cover, 1…2…Parker kicks out! Wayne makes the tag to get Killswitch back into the match and Parker and Menard try to stop the momentum but both are grabbed by the throat, DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Killswitch covers Parker, 1…2…Menard barely manages to break the pin up at the last second!

MICHAEL COLE: Menard is definitely earning VIP points for his team tonight!

WADE BARRETT: Is that who I think it is, Cole? What are these dorks doing out here!

The crowd is going crazy as CM Punk and Stevie Richards make their way down the rampway, curious looks on their faces as they watch the match unfold. Killswitch tosses Menard out of the ring, Parker attempts to take advantage with a strike from behind but it doesn’t phase Killswitch in the slightest, he grabs Parker and tosses him across the ring! Killswitch lines himself up but as he goes for a boot he’s nailed with a scorpion kick from Parker! Killswitch falls to the canvas as the crowd cheers, Wayne charges in but Parker pulls down the ropes and sends Wayne crashing to the ring floor! Stevie and Punk make their way around the ring to the announce desk and Wayne yells at them as he tries to get back to his feet. Parker tags Menard back in and he grabs around the waist of Killswitch as he lifts him up in the wheelbarrow position, Parker leaps up and nails a double knee gutbuster! THE SWEET TASTE OF PROFESSIONALISM! Punk claps on the outside as he encourages Menard to make the cover! 1…2…

MICHAEL COLE: This could be it, Wade!

WADE BARRETT: It’s not fair! The Best Tag Team In The World distracted them by coming out here!

Wayne breaks up the pin with a moonsault from the top rope, Parker rushes to eliminate the threat and clothesline Wayne and himself over the top rope! Menard holds the back of his neck as he gets up, shouting for the fans as he picks Killswitch up off the canvas and plants him with a powerbomb! Menard makes the cover, 1…2…Killswitch barely gets the shoulder up! Both men are exhausted as they crawl towards their corners, SIMULTANEOUS TAG! Wayne comes in, Parker comes in, Wayne leaps up wrapping his legs around Parker’s neck and pulls him down with a Tijeras that takes down Parker, flipping him onto his back! Wayne turns around and spots Punk and Richards watching the match intently. With an angry glare, he points towards them and tells them to mind their own business and get out of here! With Wayne distracted by his tirade towards the Tag Team Champions, Parker quickly takes advantage and rolls Wayne up from behind! 1…2…3! Parker makes a beeline out of the ring as Wayne gets to his feet quick as a cat and can’t believe what just happened!



SAMANTHA IRVIN: Here are your winners, the team of 2.0, Aaangelooo Parkerrr and Maaatt Menarrrd!

MICHAEL COLE: 2.0 have taken this one! Not what any of us were expecting was possible!

WADE BARRETT: It’s not fair, Punk clearly must have done something to pay off that referee! The lights were in Wayne’s eyes! I think the tights were being held too!

Angelo Parker and Matt Menard meet in a hug on the outside as they raise each other's arms in victory! Punk and Richards are full on guffawing at ringside as Nick Wayne is shouting at the referee about a fast count. Killswitch hops down from the apron as he storms after Richards and Punk who hightail it over the barricade and wave goodbye to The Patriarchy who are both absolutely furious. Parker and Menard celebrate once again at the top of the rampway as the crowd go absolutely wild for them as they exit to the back.

MICHAEL COLE: Oh no, Wade. I’m hearing that there’s been another attack backstage and medical staff have been called to the scene.

WADE BARRETT: That’s not good.

MICHAEL COLE: We’re working on getting a camera crew back there and I’ve heard that they’re close. They’re in the receiving bay for trucks here in the arena.

WADE BARRETT: I didn’t even know this arena had a receiving bay for trucks!

Matt Cardona is laid out on a pile of wooden pallets in the backstage receiving bay. Medical staff are jumping down to him and trying to work with him as the camera films it all.



MICHAEL COLE: Wade, I’m getting angrier and angrier at all this Young Bucks crap happening week in and week out.

WADE BARRETT: Feels like something should be done about it at this point.

MICHAEL COLE: What can be done!? Stephanie doesn’t want to fire them and for good reason.

WADE BARRETT: She can’t even punish them in any way! It feels like we’re just at the whim of two men who have no repercussions for their actions.

MICHAEL COLE: What’s stopping them from coming down here and doing what they did to me two weeks ago again?

WADE BARRETT: I’ll intervene this time.

MICHAEL COLE: I appreciate that but it’s not going to help MJF or Matt Cardona, who have both been on the receiving end of attacks from the Young Bucks tonight.

WADE BARRETT: At least there’s no leash at this crime scene.

MICHAEL COLE: Well folks, the show continues even though the backstage area may be a little weary of their safety at this point.

Backstage at the Pechanga Arena in San Diego, California, we find Two Dudes with Attitudes engaged in a game of darts.

Simple enough.

It’s Old Man Michaels turn to chuck a dart.

OLD MAN MICHAELS: There we go! So, what’s the deal with Bischoff, big man? A blast from the past, huh?

Now it’s turn for Diesel to throw a dart, and he does just that.

DIESEL: You could say that. The guy is pretty amped up for his boy Graves to get a shot at Big Daddy Cool’s gold, I’ll tell you that much.

OLD MAN MICHAELS: Life at the top, huh? Someone is always after you.

DIESEL: I’m used to it.

OLD MAN MICHAELS: Still, Eric Bischoff on the opposite side. The more things change, I guess.

DIESEL: I guess.

Old Man Michaels slings a dart through the air.

OLD MAN MICHAELS: Well, whatever. It’s you and Graves at SummerSlam.

Diesel slings his next dart, which lands right next to Michaels’s dart.

DIESEL: That’s the plan. It’ll…

ERIC BISCHOFF: …be the end of your title reign?

The friendly game of darts is interrupted as Eric Bischoff walks into the locker room.

ERIC BISCHOFF: Sorry to interrupt game night at the ol' wrestling retirement home. But since it seems you have a problem getting my voice mails, I thought I'd let you know face to face that next week, we have a contract signing in the ring. Your last little hurrah with that title on.

DIESEL: You’re never short on confidence, Eric. And I like that.

ERIC BISCHOFF: It's easy to be confident when you are standing side by side with the fastest rising star in this industry. He has what you haven't had in a long time, hunger. And all the big daddy cool swagger in the world can't compete with a once in a generation wrestler who is foaming at the mouth to get what you have.

DIESEL: Just remember, your boy Corey Graves has to answer for everything you have to say. You’re burying your guy before he even gets a chance .

OLD MAN MICHAELS: Plus, we’re trying to play darts here. You mind?

ERIC BISCHOFF: I don't need to hear from the cross-eyed peanut gallery. I'll say whatever I want to say because I've known you for a long time, and I know every which way to take you down. Corey Graves is a wrestler who can pick you apart. You don't do real well against those kinds of guys, Kev.

DIESEL: That’s the thing, Eric, you and I know each other real, real, well and you know that Graves is going to have to be at the top of his game at SummerSlam.

ERIC BISCHOFF: He's been at the top of his game since he got a second chance at living his dream. You don't have to worry a bit about you getting his best, that I can promise you.

DIESEL: The kid has talent, there is no doubt about that. And, with you in his corner, he’s got a certain…

OLD MAN MICHAELS: Sliminess to him?

DIESEL: That’ll work.

ERIC BISCHOFF: You two make your little Dudes with Attitude joke, but remember this isn't 1994, it's 2024. You aren't the brash young talent on the scene. You are the old men desperate to hang onto what you've got, no matter how much you wish it was the old days.

DIESEL: Well, you and Graves have two weeks to think about it. I’m telling you now, Eric, I’m nowhere near ready to give my spot atop the WWE up. Your boy is going to have to bring it in Inglewood.

ERIC BISCHOFF: No Kev, you are nowhere near ready to face Corey Graves. He's going to chop you down and make you tap. You know I know talent and you know I know you. Believe me when I tell you, this matchup is not good for you, big man. So, cherish that belt a little extra these next couple of weeks because at SummerSlam, she's coming with us and there's not going to be a magical rematch like before.

Old Man Michaels looks to Bischoff, holding up a dart.

OLD MAN MICHAELS: Darts? You mind?

ERIC BISCHOFF: Yeah, you two get back to your little game.

With a smirk, Bischoff exits the locker room.

OLD MAN MICHAELS: I thought that guy would never leave. Whose turn is it?

A close-up of Mariah May is shown as she slaps her hands down audibly onto the shoulders of somebody in front of her. The camera backs up to see a stern, focused Toni Storm, who takes a deep breath as Mariah is speaking.

MARIAH MAY: Are you ready for this?

TONI STORM: I was born ready!

MARIAH MAY: Raring to put Serena Deeb in her place?

TONI STORM: I’ll not only put her in her place, I’ll make sure she stays there!

MARIAH MAY: That WWE Women’s Championship will be around your waist before you know it!

TONI STORM: The future is assuredly golden for Toni Storm! Nobody is going to be able to stop us from making sure of that!

MARIAH MAY: I still can’t believe that Hunter arranged this match just last week. It’s one of the most exciting things I’ve ever witnessed happening!

TONI STORM: He knows greatness when he sees it, you can’t deny the aura I provide to each and every moment I go out there!

MARIAH MAY: You truly are one of a kind; I can’t wait to watch this tonight. I’m so excited to see this match! I’m so excited to be at your side to witness this! So many things I can learn from watching you and from watching Serena tonight! It’s going to be an instant classic!

Toni grabs her face as she pulls it in as close to hers as she can.

TONI STORM: Absorb it all, you adorable little sponge! I can’t wait to see what the future holds for you, Mariah. Now let’s get a move on, because it’s about time I prepare to make my grand entrance! But first, a kiss for luck!


Mariah’s eyes widen as Toni leans in and plants a kiss on her lips, her knees begin to shake as her body almost seems to melt in place as she’s lost in the moment before Toni pulls away. Mariah is still holding the position as she’s stunned by the sudden kiss.

TONI STORM: Chin up! Tits out! Our night has just begun; let’s get this work done!

She gently slaps Mariah’s cheek before continuing down the hallway. Mariah chases after her with a goofy smile on her face from the moment they’ve shared as the camera goes back to ringside.


MICHAEL COLE: I think Mariah May is more than a little starstruck by “Timeless” Toni Storm, Wade!

WADE BARRETT: Can you blame her Cole? Look at her! She brings some much needed class to the women’s division!

MICHAEL COLE: Well speaking of the women’s division, two weeks ago we saw quite the heated battle as Britt Baker took on Rhea Ripley in a fairly neck-and-neck match-up. Rhea put up a good fight, but the good doctor wound up taking the win in the end.

WADE BARRETT: I think you mean stole that win!

MICHAEL COLE: Rhea Ripley might just agree with you. In the aftermath of that match, word came down that the pair will be stepping in the ring together again tonight…as partners as they join up to take on the debuting MKZ Ultra!

WADE BARRETT: Those women are pretty intimidating, Cole. With the tension already being so high between Britt Baker and Rhea Ripley, I’m not convinced they can come out on top here!

The camera shot changes to reveal a locker room backstage. Two women sit on a wooden bench: Rhea Ripley and Britt Baker. Britt sits hunched forward and tense; Rhea is more relaxed, leaning back with her arm resting on the back of the bench. We catch Rhea in the middle of a sentence.

RHEA RIPLEY: …relax, Princess. It’s just a match.

BRITT BAKER: It’s a hardcore rules match. Anything goes!

RHEA RIPLEY: So? You’ve got a hardcore partner, so what’s the problem?

BRITT BAKER: A partner that I can’t trust! Come on, Rhea, you know we’re not exactly friends. How can I trust that you’re going to have my back out there?

Rhea pinches the bridge of her nose and lets out a frustrated sigh.

RHEA RIPLEY: Look…damn it. Okay, you’re right. We aren’t friends. But we are partners right now. It’s not a situation either one of us wants to be in, but until we can find a way to scrape our way out of it, then we don’t have a choice but to have each other’s back. You think I’m wanting to eat another loss just to get one over on you?

Britt shakes her head.

BRITT BAKER: …No.

RHEA RIPLEY: And you don’t want to eat one either. Besides, you had a game plan, right? Is the brain of the operation backing out at the last minute?

Britt let out a nervous chuckle.

BRITT BAKER: No. I’m just a little…nervous about the hardcore match. I’ve never had one before - -

RHEA RIPLEY: And we’re going up against those freaks in SNM Ultra. I get it. But it’s like you said, just because they don’t mind some pain, that doesn't mean they can’t feel pain, right? You’ve never had a match like this before? Well, they’ve never had a match with you or me before, either. We’re going to go out there and see just how much of a beating they can take. In my experience, Princess, it’s the quiet ones you have to worry about. If someone has to tell you that they’re a badass, then they’re probably not. Those girls might have thick hides, but we’ve got a solid plan, and we know what kind of mayhem we can get up to.

BRITT BAKER: Yeah, you’re right. We…we can do this.

RHEA RIPLEY: I’m always right. Then we can kill each other afterwards.

BRITT BAKER: You can try.

Rhea reaches out and gives Britt’s shoulder a playful shove as the camera goes back to ringside.

MICHAEL COLE: Britt Baker and Rhea Ripley certainly make for an interesting combination, and I’m looking forward to seeing how they work together later on tonight when they take on Masha Slamovich and Killer Kelly in a hardcore rules tag team match!

WADE BARRETT: That’s gonna be a great one for sure, Cole! The women’s division continues to heat up and with these tag teams starting to pop up, things are only going to get hotter!

MICHAEL COLE: I think you’re absolutely right, partner! And while we’re on the subject of the women’s division, our next match is sure to be an exciting one, as our Women’s Champion, Serena Deeb, goes up against “Timeless” Toni Storm in a non-title match!

”Somewhere in a Dream” by Mikey Rukus begins to play on the speakers and the crowd cheers as “Timeless” Toni Storm comes out to the top of the ramp, with her ever faithful companions Luther and Mariah May at her side. Looking out at the crowd with a pleased smile, Toni blows them a kiss before she makes her way down towards the ring, her expression growing more serious as she focuses on the squared circle.



SAMANTHA IRVIN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, making her way to the ring, accompanied by Luther and Mariah May, Timeless Toooniii Stooorrrm!

MICHAEL COLE: Toni Storm has had a mixed bag of success since returning to the WWE, Wade. She scored a huge victory over Jade Cargill to qualify for the women’s Money in the Bank match, but as we know she came up short in that, as well as a tag team match just six days prior against Kai and Isla Dawn!

WADE BARRETT: Let’s not forget that Britt Baker was the one who was pinned in that one, Cole, so Toni shouldn’t have that one held against her!

MICHAEL COLE: Be that as it may, she’s still had her share of ups and downs and a victory tonight over the Women’s Champion would turn things around for her in a big way!

Reaching the bottom of the ramp, Toni dramatically slips out of her robe, handing it off to Mariah who clutches it closely to her chest. Giving Mariah a smile and a pat on the cheek, Toni turns around and walks to the steel steps, gliding up to the apron and entering the ring. Walking to the center, Toni raises her arms in the air to the cheering crowd, blowing kisses to them before turning her attention back to the entrance area and rolling her shoulders. “Switchblade” by NJPW begins to play now and the crowd erupts into even louder cheers as the WWE Women’s Champion, Serena Deeb, makes her way to the top of the ramp. Looking out at the crowd with a big smile, Serena pats the WWE Women’s Championship around her waist before turning her attention to the ring and making her way down the ramp.



SAMANTHA IRVIN: And her opponent, making her way to the ring, the WWE Women’s Champion, The Assassin, Sereeenaaa Deeeeeeb!

MICHAEL COLE: As she celebrates day number 134 as Women’s Champion, I think it’s safe to say that Serena Deeb is the most dominant woman in the new era of WWE!

WADE BARRETT: Absolutely, Cole! She’s racked up an impressive record and she’s been a hell of a champion, but that could end in just thirteen days at SummerSlam when she puts the title on the line against the only woman to pin here since she’s joined the WWE, Chelsea Green!

MICHAEL COLE: She’ll have her work cut out for her at SummerSlam, there’s no doubt about that, but Serena has made a habit of rising to the occasion when it matters most. And with Dakota Kai waiting in the wings for the perfect moment to strike and cash in her Money in the Bank opportunity, she’s been on her game even more which I didn’t think was possible! I wouldn’t be surprised if she’ll use this match against Toni to send a message to both Chelsea and Dakota and re-assert her dominance!

Getting to the bottom of the ramp, Serena pauses as she looks over at Luther and Mariah May who are standing off to the side of the ring. Focusing her attention on Toni, Serena chuckles before walking over to the steel steps and making her way up to the apron. Entering the ring, Serena goes to the center and removes the WWE Women’s Championship from her waist and raises it high in the air as the crowd continues to cheer for her. Walking to the side of the ring, Serena hands her championship off to the ringside attendant before taking off her robe and handing that off to the attendant as well. As her music begins to fade out, Serena turns her attention to Toni, nodding at her as she swings her arms back and forth to warm them up.

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The bell rings and Serena walks towards Toni and extends her hand out for a handshake. Toni looks at it wearily, before looking up at Serena with an arched eyebrow. The Women’s Champion nods to show that she is being sincere, so Toni reaches out and takes Serena’s hand, accepting the handshake. The crowd cheers the display of sportsmanship between the two women but suddenly, Toni pulls Serena forward and kicks her in the midsection, causing the Women’s Champion to double over in surprise! Toni pulls her hand away from Serena’s and then clubs Deeb in the back, sending The Assassin down to her knees. Gritting her teeth in determination, Toni runs to the ropes and when she comes back, she nails Serena with a missile dropkick to the back that knocks the champion down to the canvas!

MICHAEL COLE: Toni Storm with some sneaky tactics to start this one off!

WADE BARRETT: They’re not sneaky, Cole, they’re smart! Toni’s doing what she can to take the advantage and keep it, which is what you need to do with a woman like Serena Deeb!

The crowd is mixed in their response, as they love Toni but they also love Serena and they’re conflicted on how to feel. Toni goes to the ropes and steps out onto the apron, walking to the turnbuckles and climbing up to the top. Looking at Serena with a grin, Toni leaps off of the top looking to nail Serena with an elbow drop but Serena rolls out of the way at the last second and Toni crashes into the canvas! Clutching at her elbow in pain, Toni rolls around on the mat as Serena gets to her feet. Walking over to Storm, Serena bends down and picks her up, whipping her into the ropes. When Toni comes back, Serena goes for a clothesline but Toni ducks the attempt and she turns around, kicking Serena in the midsection once again before throwing her head under her arm and driving The Assassin’s head down into the mat with a hard DDT! Toni immediately goes for the cover, 1…2…kick out by Serena!

MICHAEL COLE: Despite that crash landing, Toni has done a good job of keeping up her advantage over Serena!

WADE BARRETT: She’ll need to keep it up if she wants to get the win!

Toni looks frustrated that she didn’t get the win, and she looks to Mariah May on the outside with a pained expression. Mariah claps enthusiastically and gives Toni a reassuring smile and a nod which seems to get the Timeless One fired up as she nods back and she gets to her feet with a renewed vigor. Bending down she picks up Serena and brings her to her feet, but the Women’s Champion nails her with a forearm shot to the face, sending Storm staggering back! Serena gets to her feet and nails another forearm shot and then another, then another! She has Toni backed into the ropes now, and she grabs her by the wrist, whipping her to the opposite side of the ropes and when Storm comes back, Deeb nails her with a huge spinebuster! Serena goes for the pin and hooks the leg, 1…2…Toni Storm kicks out!

MICHAEL COLE: It looks like the tables have turned in the champion’s favor!

WADE BARRETT: I wouldn’t count Toni out quite yet, she’s still in this!

Serena gets to her feet and delivers a stomp to Toni’s midsection and then walks over to the corner. Using the ropes to pull herself up, Serena goes up to the top turnbuckle before leaping off and nailing Toni with a moonsault! Serena goes for the pin once again, 1…2…THREENOOO! Toni Storm kicks out once again! Serena’s eyes are wide in shock, she can’t believe that Toni has kicked out again! Getting to her feet, Serena reaches down and flips Toni over so she’s face down on the mat. She then stands over Toni’s body and grabs her left leg, arching it into a single leg Boston crab!

MICHAEL COLE: Uh oh, Serena’s digging into her submission arsenal!

WADE BARRETT: Well, this match might be over more quickly than I thought!

As Serena has the hold locked in, Toni screams in pain as Serena is really torquing her lower back. Gritting her teeth, Toni struggles to make her way towards the ropes, desperate to break the hold. On the outside, Mariah May is slapping the canvas, cheering Toni on and encouraging her to get to the ropes, yelling out that she believes in her. These words of encouragement once again seem to resonate with Storm as she manages to power through and get to the ropes and she reaches out and grabs the bottom rope to break the hold! Serena looks disappointed, but she immediately releases the hold as she doesn’t want to push the boundaries and she immediately grabs Toni by the ankles and drags her away from the ropes and goes for the cover again, 1…2…Toni Storm kicks out again!

MICHAEL COLE: Toni Storm refuses to stay down!

WADE BARRETT: I told you, Cole, she has fight in her! She’s not going to give up that easily!

Serena gets to her feet and she goes to pick up Toni but Toni rolls her up with a small package pin! 1…2…Serena kicks out! Both women are on their feet now and Serena goes for a clothesline but Toni ducks the attempt and when she turns around, she grabs Serena around the waist and lifts her up in the air and drives her down into the mat with a German suplex! Toni bridges herself and keeps Serena’s shoulders on the mat to go for another pin attempt, 1…2…Serena kicks out! Serena rolls out of the position she’s in and gets back to her feet, as does Toni and when the Timeless One turns around, she’s nailed in the face with a bicycle kick by the Women’s Champion that sends her down to the mat in a heap!

MICHAEL COLE: These women are really taking it to one another!

WADE BARRETT: Just another example of why the WWE has the best women’s division around!

Not wasting any time, Serena goes down and covers Toni once again, 1…2…Toni gets the shoulder up! Letting out a frustrated cry, Serena grabs Toni by the hair as she gets to her feet and she Irish whips Storm into the ropes. Toni looks for a clothesline when she comes back, but Serena ducks the attempt and quickly turns around and grabs Toni around the waist, lifts her in the air and spins her around, bringing her down hard to the mat with a Blue Thunder Bomb! Breathing heavily, Serena shakes her head as if to say “it’s not enough” and she gets to her feet instead of going for the pin. Reaching down, Serena grabs Toni by the hair and pulls her up, putting her head between her legs. Hooking each arm, Serena lifts Toni into the air, and then drives her back down into the mat with the Deebtox! With Toni out on the mat, Serena rolls her over onto her back and goes for the pin once again, 1…2…3! Serena Deeb gets the win!



SAMANTHA IRVIN: Here is your winner, The Assassin, SEREEENAAAA DEEEEEEB!

MICHAEL COLE: What an incredible match we’ve just witnessed here, but once again Serena Deeb gets the win!

WADE BARRETT: Another impressive win for our Women’s Champion, but take nothing away from Toni Storm, she brought the fight tonight and proved that she could be a serious contender for the title!

”Switchblade” by NJPW begins playing again and the crowd is going wild as Serena gets to her feet and has her hand raised in the air by the referee. As the referee goes to check on Toni, Serena now brings her other arm up in the air as well as she gives a triumphant smile to the crowd. She looks over at Toni Storm, who is rolling out of the ring to the waiting Mariah May and Luther and she watches as the Timeless One is helped to the ramp by her entourage. As the starlet looks back at the Women’s Champion, the two share a nod as Toni then turns and walks up the ramp with Mariah and Luther. Serena turns her attention back to the crowd, giving them a big smile when suddenly, WHAM!

MICHAEL COLE: What the hell is this?!

WADE BARRETT: What does it look like, Cole? Chelsea Green is making a statement!

The crowd is now booing as indeed, Serena’s SummerSlam Challenger, Chelsea Green, has just nailed the Women’s Champion with a double axe handle to the back! Chelsea looks down at Serena with a devious smile before reaching down and grabbing Serena by the hair and roughly bringing her to her feet. Screaming in Serena’s face “ENJOY THE TITLE WHILE YOU CAN!” Chelsea kicks Deeb in the midsection which causes the Women’s Champion to stagger and spin around. Chelsea then grabs Serena’s arms and hooks them, turning around and jumping up and driving Serena’s head down into the mat with I’m Prettier!

MICHAEL COLE: This is disgusting, get her out of here!

WADE BARRETT: Chelsea Green with a brutal message to Serena Deeb thirteen days ahead of their big encounter at SummerSlam!

Satisfied with her actions, Chelsea Green leaves the ring, leaving behind a battered Serena Deeb in the center of the ring. The fans all rise to their feet, each of them expecting something historic to happen...

WADE BARRETT: You don't think?...

Wade Barrett is not alone in his intrigue, as it appears the entire crowd here in San Diego is expecting to hear Dakota Kai's music hit, and for her to cash in her Money in the Bank briefcase...It seems that Serena Deeb is a downed Champion and is ripe for the picking...

Just then all attention was directed towards the entrance ramp ...

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... and Danhausen's music began to play over the sound system!

WADE BARRETT: Oh, God, no…

Despite the audible groan from Wade Barrett, the crowd pops as Danhausen walks out from behind the curtain and onto the entrance ramp with a microphone in one hand and his Money in the Bank briefcase in the other. He hoists the briefcase into the air and points at the downed Deeb with the other. The sight fills Michael Cole with glee.



MICHAEL COLE: Oh, God, YES! It's Danhausen! And he's got Serena Deeb in his sights!

With a microphone in hand, Danhausen begins to speak while walking down the aisle.

DANHAUSEN: GREETINGS! It is your supreme overlord, Danhausen - and Danhausen comes bearing massive news! In fact, some may say that Danhausen's news may shake this company's very foundation! You see, as Danhausen is sure that you are all aware - Danhausen is now the most famous human man in all of the WWE Universe. Isn't that special? Yes, it would appear that after Danhausen bested eight other competitors that Danhausen is simply the most manly man in the entire universe, as recognized by Danhausen's fancy new briefcase. And while most would be content with being the greatest human male to ever compete, that is not enough for Danhausen! Danhausen aspires for so much more!

Danhausen stops at the bottom of the entrance ramp, and now Serena Deeb is slowly coming back to, as we see a group of officials have gathered around her to check on her status. Not only is she in pain, but she is visibly annoyed by Danhausen. Nonetheless, Danhausen continues on.

DANHAUSEN: So, allow Danhausen to announce Danhausen's intentions! They are very simple, and yet so very evil. Tonight, Danhausen will be cashing in the Human Monies in the Vault briefcase…on YOU, XENA DEEB!

WADE BARRETT: You've got to be joking...

MICHAEL COLE: Oh, my! Is this really happening? Is Danhausen challenging for the WWE Women's Championship?!

WADE BARRETT: Of course not, you buffoon!

Danhausen wildly points at Serena, who is sitting propped up in the corner of the ring. She looks extremely confused as she clutches her championship belt and continues to nurse her wounds. The officials surrounding her all immediately turn their attention towards Danhausen and attempt to advise him that he cannot cash in his contract on Serena Deeb. This matters little to Danhausen.

DANHAUSEN: You fools don't try to stop Danhausen now! Danhausen will rule all genders, male, female, beyond the binary - it matters little to Danhausen! You will all bow before Danhausen and recognize Danhausen as your new leader! And you will provide him with all of your championships and human monies. NOW! Bring me Bryce Refsburg…POST HASTE! DANHAUSEN IS CASHING IT IN AND I WANT XENA DEEB'S GOLD!

The crowd pops as Danhausen begins to walk up the steps of the ring, holding the briefcase high in the air. Serena is holding her head and still in a downed position, clutching her WWE Women's Championship as she yells at Danhausen from across the ring. The officials try to talk Danhausen out of it, but again, he pays them little attention. After a few seconds, referee Bryce Remsburg comes sprinting down the aisle, and the crowd pops huge!

MICHAEL COLE: We've got a referee! Is this really happening!?

WADE BARRETT: What is going on!?

Remsburg sprints down the entrance way and meets Danhausen at the bottom of the steel steps. Immediately, Bryce begins waving his arms "no", which draws a huge ovation of boos from the crowd.

WADE BARRETT: Finally, someone with some sense around here!

Danhausen argues a bit with Bryce before raising the microphone and yelling at Bryce directly.

DANHAUSEN: Refsburg, how dare you try to stop Danhausen from obtaining gold?! Either you ring this bell or Danhausen will curse you and your children, and your children's children, and your children's children's children…for three months!

WADE BARRETT: He's bringing out the big guns now, isn't he, Cole?

Despite Danhausen's pleas the ring the bell, Bryce does not, and instead emphatically shakes his head 'no'. He still tries to reason with Danhausen, but as per usual, Danhausen will not listen to any sort of logic.

DANHAUSEN: Very well. You are now cursed. And you, Xena Deeb - you live to fight another day, like the proud warrior princess that you are!

Danhausen drops the microphone and climbs down the steps, before looking back at a very confused Serena Deeb. Danhausen does the Xena Warrior Princess war cry, and gives Serena Deeb a nod of acknowledgement, before shuffling off up the ramp and arguing with referee Bryce Remsburg. Deeb is helped up to her feet by officials and is helped out of the ring as the cameras fade out to commercial.

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